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Deathsquad members?

MikeNoTalent
MikeNoTalent Posts: 67 Member
edited January 20 in Chit-Chat
Train by day!

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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Train by day!

    :ohwell: :indifferent: :ohwell: :indifferent:
  • MikeNoTalent
    MikeNoTalent Posts: 67 Member
    You must not be down on the experience.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    You know, I used to be on the Deathsquad. I find myself looking back with equal measures of fondness and regret.

    Jim (Knyfe, we called him) was on my team. That guy must've been with me through at least 15 live engagements and ten times that many exercises. Gets to a point you know a man like that pretty well.

    Well the last time Knyfe and I did a job for Professor Mouthrot, we were in for more than we expected. The rest of the guys and I shot down the repelling lines from the silent helicopters, straight into their headquarters - the hall of heros. They were sleeping, which they all did together -The fools! - and we were silent as the grave shooting down those black lines, just a whisper of wind and a bit of carabiner friction to betray us.

    Through the ducting and into the hall we crept, silent assassins sent to guarantee old man halitosis' reign over the city.

    Just as we got to their hyperbaric sleeping chambers, we realize we had been had. It was a brutal onslaught. All of our custom-made Professor Mouthrot night camo was painted with vivid new colors, mostly red but some bilious yellows and greens.

    Knyfe got poetic justice for his sins.

    Me? I barely got out alive.

    I'm damned glad to have the Death Squad chapter of my life behind me, and it hurts to remember. OP reported for abuse.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Oh crap - your motto is train by day??? Sorry, I thought this was for a different deathsquad. We were mouthrot's goons and our motto was "Trained by Daddy". Must be a totally different clique.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    You know, I used to be on the Deathsquad. I find myself looking back with equal measures of fondness and regret.

    Jim (Knyfe, we called him) was on my team. That guy must've been with me through at least 15 live engagements and ten times that many exercises. Gets to a point you know a man like that pretty well.

    Well the last time Knyfe and I did a job for Professor Mouthrot, we were in for more than we expected. The rest of the guys and I shot down the repelling lines from the silent helicopters, straight into their headquarters - the hall of heros. They were sleeping, which they all did together -The fools! - and we were silent as the grave shooting down those black lines, just a whisper of wind and a bit of carabiner friction to betray us.

    Through the ducting and into the hall we crept, silent assassins sent to guarantee old man halitosis' reign over the city.

    Just as we got to their hyperbaric sleeping chambers, we realize we had been had. It was a brutal onslaught. All of our custom-made Professor Mouthrot night camo was painted with vivid new colors, mostly red but some bilious yellows and greens.

    Knyfe got poetic justice for his sins.

    Me? I barely got out alive.

    I'm damned glad to have the Death Squad chapter of my life behind me, and it hurts to remember. OP reported for abuse.

    swoon.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
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  • MikeNoTalent
    MikeNoTalent Posts: 67 Member
    You know, I used to be on the Deathsquad. I find myself looking back with equal measures of fondness and regret.

    Jim (Knyfe, we called him) was on my team. That guy must've been with me through at least 15 live engagements and ten times that many exercises. Gets to a point you know a man like that pretty well.

    Well the last time Knyfe and I did a job for Professor Mouthrot, we were in for more than we expected. The rest of the guys and I shot down the repelling lines from the silent helicopters, straight into their headquarters - the hall of heros. They were sleeping, which they all did together -The fools! - and we were silent as the grave shooting down those black lines, just a whisper of wind and a bit of carabiner friction to betray us.

    Through the ducting and into the hall we crept, silent assassins sent to guarantee old man halitosis' reign over the city.

    Just as we got to their hyperbaric sleeping chambers, we realize we had been had. It was a brutal onslaught. All of our custom-made Professor Mouthrot night camo was painted with vivid new colors, mostly red but some bilious yellows and greens.

    Knyfe got poetic justice for his sins.

    Me? I barely got out alive.

    I'm damned glad to have the Death Squad chapter of my life behind me, and it hurts to remember. OP reported for abuse.

    Yeah apparently no one is rocking the Joe Rogan Podcast and your fairy story is good fiction son. And thanks for the abuse report you jerk.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Train by day!

    thread tite? avatar?? original post???

    conclusion: definitely not a douche.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Yeah apparently no one is rocking the Joe Rogan Podcast you're fairy story is good fiction son. And thanks for the abuse report you jerk.

    FICTION!? THAT REALLY HAPPENED! How dare you denigrate Knyfe's memory like that!

    (And of course I didn't report you for abuse, dude, I was being silly*.)

    [*Except not about the actual death squad. We really did murder quite a few folks in our day LOL!]
  • MikeNoTalent
    MikeNoTalent Posts: 67 Member
    Yeah apparently no one is rocking the Joe Rogan Podcast you're fairy story is good fiction son. And thanks for the abuse report you jerk.

    FICTION!? THAT REALLY HAPPENED! How dare you denigrate Knyfe's memory like that!

    (And of course I didn't report you for abuse, dude, I was being silly*.)

    [*Except not about the actual death squad. We really did murder quite a few folks in our day LOL!]

    Alright then we cool. Everyone should be listening to The Joe Rogan Experience it's great I was just trying to find people with a common interest.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    FICTION!? THAT REALLY HAPPENED! How dare you denigrate Knyfe's memory like that!

    (And of course I didn't report you for abuse, dude, I was being silly*.)

    [*Except not about the actual death squad. We really did murder quite a few folks in our day LOL!]

    Alright then we cool. Everyone should be listening to The Joe Rogan Experience it's great I was just trying to find people with a common interest.

    I'll cancel the hit.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    I stopped caring after this gif... will sit and drool happily all afternoon.
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
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    I stopped caring after this gif... will sit and drool happily all afternoon.

    My gif was sexy too!
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    I stopped caring after this gif... will sit and drool happily all afternoon.

    My gif was sexy too!

    I'll agree as long as we keep quoting this one...
    or...
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    ETA... I totally just made my day!
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
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    I actually prefer you know nothing when you look that good. Talking would spoil it.
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