Why growing up sucks

taunto
taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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-You can’t use the “well, my mum won’t let me” as an excuse anymore

-Your little farts aren’t cute to hot chicks anymore

-Running around home naked when guests come is a conversation starter rather than a conversation stopper

-Your can’t blame things on your siblings and get away with it in front of your boss

-You can’t pull a girls hair to tell her you like her (outside of winky dink time)

-You haven’t learned yet that hot people talking = flirting and ugly people talking = creeping. You like or hate people because of how they treat you

-Boys haven’t learned the horrors of waking up next to a woman who’s makeup got deteriorated overnight

-Girls haven’t learned the horrors of living with a guy …

-Your dog doesn’t like to eat your homework anymore

-You don’t walk around thinking the floor is a lava

Add your reasons as to why growing up sucks!

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  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
    Don't forget naps!!
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    I'd give anything to be able to **** and piss myself without getting up then have someone else clean it up again.

    Maybe some day...
  • SweetestLibby
    SweetestLibby Posts: 607 Member

    -You can’t pull a girls hair to tell her you like her (outside of winky dink time)

    I don't like this even during winky dink time. Boyfriend did that ONCE and learned the eror of his ways.

    Mine:

    - when the bills are in my name and I have to pay them. :( Seriously life can be expensive.

    - I can't just yell "Mommy, Daddy, fix it!"
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    I don't know.

    The sex and the alcohol make it all worthwhile.

    Unless of course you were already partaking in those activities as a small child in which case you really haven't gained anything by becoming an adult.

    :frown:
  • magmama23
    magmama23 Posts: 21
    Dinner doesn't magically appear on the table and dishes don't wash themselves.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I'd give anything to be able to **** and piss myself without getting up then have someone else clean it up again.

    Maybe some day...

    Dont worry when youre 80 youll get to live this dream again.
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    -You don’t walk around thinking the floor is a lava

    You're doing it wrong.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I'd give anything to be able to **** and piss myself without getting up then have someone else clean it up again.

    Maybe some day...

    Dont worry when youre 80 youll get to live this dream again.

    The way I smoke, drink and the crazies I date... I highly doubt i'd be living that long so... damn you fun life!
  • rubixcyoob
    rubixcyoob Posts: 395
    I never had to actively decide to exercise and find motivation. I just did it in the form of running about like a dafty.

    I never had body worries.
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    Dinner doesn't magically appear on the table and dishes don't wash themselves.

    The dang laundry doesn't wash itself either!

    Another one is tales of woe cannot be solved by yelling, "Mom! (insert tale of woe here)."
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    -You don’t walk around thinking the floor is a lava

    You're doing it wrong.

    ahhh LSD
  • alpine1994
    alpine1994 Posts: 1,915 Member
    I hate that I have to decide or be part of the decision what to have for dinner. I just want mom to tell me when dinner's ready and I come downstairs and it's a surprise! Dammit!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Paying bills
    Becoming the parent to my parents
    Nap time in the middle of the day
    Not caring how I look in short shorts while running through the sprinkler on the lawn
    Staying out past dark was EXCITING
  • JusticeGirl25
    JusticeGirl25 Posts: 703 Member
    Getting up at 6:30 in the morning to go to work SUCKS
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
    -You can’t pull a girls hair to tell her you like her (outside of winky dink time)

    Winky dink time?
    -You don’t walk around thinking the floor is a lava

    Why not? I've planned how to escape the lava floor* (and upside down, and submerged) in pretty much every room I've been in for almost 40 years. ;)


    * From here - jump onto the desk, then over to the top of the gun safe, then swing on the support pole to the door and from there onto the stairs and sweet freedom!
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    I would be able to add to this list if I had ever grown up. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some video games to play.
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    Wearing a glittery tutu is now considered crazy... (unless you are running a race)

    Throwing a temper tantrum in the store will not get you free candy.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Raising teens of my own makes me just want to call my parents every day and apologize.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Dinner doesn't magically appear on the table and dishes don't wash themselves.

    The dang laundry doesn't wash itself either!

    Another one is tales of woe cannot be solved by yelling, "Mom! (insert tale of woe here)."

    God dang laundry!

    Also, I can't eat a gallon of ice cream without consequences thanks to lactose intolerance and slower metabolism.
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    I can't fall asleep on the couch/in the car and wake up in my bed :sad:

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