Triscuits

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
edited January 20 in Chit-Chat
I love you Triscuits... Little crunchy morsels of goodness. The Rosemary & Olive Oil? Oh heavenly bliss in my mouth. Fire Roasted Tomato? I'll eat you by the box full. Cracked Pepper & Olive Oil? Your peppering goodness accompanies my cheese so well.


When you threw out some Tomato & Sweet Basil Brown Rice or some Roasted Red Pepper Brown Rice & Bean, I was giddy with anticipation. But let me tell you something... You're freaking disgusting. I'd go so far as to say atrocious. I don't know what went so wrong here but I think you should know that I'm very disappointed and a little angry with you. I would like an apology.

Odus.

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  • Krys_140
    Krys_140 Posts: 648 Member
    I love you Triscuits... Little crunchy morsels of goodness. The Rosemary & Olive Oil? Oh heavenly bliss in my mouth. Fire Roasted Tomato? I'll eat you by the box full. Cracked Pepper & Olive Oil? Your peppering goodness accompanies my cheese so well.


    When you threw out some Tomato & Sweet Basil Brown Rice or some Roasted Red Pepper Brown Rice & Bean, I was giddy with anticipation. But let me tell you something... You're freaking disgusting. I'd go so far as to say atrocious. I don't know what went so wrong here but I think you should know that I'm very disappointed and a little angry with you. I would like an apology.

    Odus.
    QFT
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    I feel your passion and I ache in sympathy.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    "Well, 'sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl?"
    --Eric, Billy Madison
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    On behalf of Nabisco we would like to apologize and offer you a year supply of our product.
    Which would you like to have Tomato & Sweet Basil Brown Rice or Roasted Red Pepper Brown Rice??

    **of course shipping and handling charges will apply.
    Please send credit card info. Kthnx:flowerforyou:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    On behalf of Nabisco we would like to apologize and offer you a year supply of our product.
    Which would you like to have Tomato & Sweet Basil Brown Rice or Roasted Red Pepper Brown Rice??

    **of course shipping and handling charges will apply.
    Please send credit card info. Kthnx:flowerforyou:

    1. I love you.

    and

    2. I hate you.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    This touched my heart. Thank you...sniff sniff.

    Cracked Pepper is like as wonderful as a unicorn sprinkled rainbow.
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    keeping this in mind... my curiosity was piqued, but now I will avoid


    but have you had the Dill ones???? OMG AMAZING!!!!

    I have not. I'm generally not a Dill fan, but I will give it a whirl b/c I love you :)
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Box of triscuits, a can of spray cheeze, and a 6-pack. Perfect meal.
  • eliseofthejungle
    eliseofthejungle Posts: 113 Member
    Box of triscuits, a can of spray cheeze, and a 6-pack. Perfect meal.

    Lose the 6-pack, add a bottle of Boone's Farm. :love:
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Box of triscuits, a can of spray cheeze, and a 6-pack. Perfect meal.

    Marry me.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Yes, this. All of this. ALLLLLLLLLL of this.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Oh, I am so with you on this. Cracked Pepper & Olive Oil :love:
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Box of triscuits, a can of spray cheeze, and a 6-pack. Perfect meal.

    Marry me.

    :angry:
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    I'm old fashioned I suppose, just like the regular old triscuits. Now wheat thins spicy buffalo? I'm all over it like white on rice.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    garlic & parmesan tricuits, with cheddar shredded over top, and microwaved for 1 minute.

    (may be partially responsible for why I needed this site)
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
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    To all Triscuits!!!
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