Bored beyond human comprehension...........

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  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Well of course I did but being that I'm the Minister of Propaganda it's my job to hide the truth through any means possible. Hey, look over there!
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    hey at least i will be skinny

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  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    you are doing a great job at that!! Now where has my little captive gone? jdad you will be found, my aliens have super xray vision.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    heck did they take your clothes off you? I said strip the room not strip you!!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    hey at least i will be skinny

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    Don't be so sure. As Minister of Propaganda we only show the cute skinny ones. Most look like this.

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  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Wow this thread got weird quickly...:indifferent:
  • akj_25
    akj_25 Posts: 244 Member
    yesterday i had a dream that aliens were in my back yard - i gave them a beer, they seemed friendly and fun.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    weird? yes very weird, welcome to the dark side where nothing makes sense and aliens are invading earth making jdad eat marshmallow fluff with peanut butter in an attempt to make him look like a buddha alien :laugh:
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    is there an alien MFP website so all the fat aliens can get in better shape. It's all about human corpes in vs human corpses burned.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    yesterday i had a dream that aliens were in my back yard - i gave them a beer, they seemed friendly and fun.

    we are extremely friendly to earthlings who shower us with gifts :happy:
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
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  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    is there an alien MFP website so all the fat aliens can get in better shape. It's all about human corpes in vs human corpses burned.

    They prefer low-fat humans so it's in our best interest to bulk up. Let's all go to McDonalds!
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
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  • akj_25
    akj_25 Posts: 244 Member
    yesterday i had a dream that aliens were in my back yard - i gave them a beer, they seemed friendly and fun.

    we are extremely friendly to earthlings who shower us with gifts :happy:

    party aliens can invade anytime. i will supply the alcohol as long as you just eat all the humans that try to be party poopers and annoy us.
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    how would an alien decide between the way of the one and the way of the other? It could be stated that an alien would use subvortex reality to make this very important decision. Alternating different reality principles to run studies on the elemental changes of one decision vs the other.

    Tera told me to say this, i am just doing what i am told. The marshmellow fluff has something in it i think.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    I prefer not to eat the humans unless they taste like chocolate and strawberries, we just use them for our experiments in governments
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    how would an alien decide between the way of the one and the way of the other? It could be stated that an alien would use subvortex reality to make this very important decision. Alternating different reality principles to run studies on the elemental changes of one decision vs the other.

    Tera told me to say this, i am just doing what i am told. The marshmellow fluff has something in it i think.

    You've said too much. I think it's time for reeducation.
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    our leader needs us to do govermental experiments and our minister of propagana will need to help with that. Since our goverment is all propaganda.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    Come here I need to immunise all of you. Dont worry about this little rice shaped device, its a slow release drug that will release into your system giving you lifelong immunity from every illness around
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
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    the real tera
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    do you graveyard people work out after work? I am considering trying it again but last time i just could not stick with it. I can get pretty darn tired after a graveyard shift.
    I work out after work only because I fear that if I don't I won't do it at all.
  • togmo
    togmo Posts: 257 Member
    Did you try turning it off and on again?

    I assume you're talking to me...ha, it's slightly more complicated than that...lol:sad:

    It is a phrase that comes to mind every time I hear someone talking about an IT problem. Not sure if you are familiar with a British comedy series called IT crowd but it makes me laugh - hard!
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