ABC game

Remembered I had to go to work.

thought i didn't have to

Verily, verily, I say unto thee, homework is but a tool of the running-dog lackeys of the oppressive system whose regime must be -resisted with all our might and main (whatever that is?).

Xcuse me!! I thought I already give it to you.

Zoinks!! I'm braindead and have no idea what you are talking about.

OR, someone else is more than welcome to pick a new topic...

clutter

Everywhere you look there's cat hair (no matter how recently you've vacuumed)

gym equipment everywhere

I haven't cleaned the toilet in weeks.