Get him out of here!

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My husband took the day off and he has been on my butt all day. Do this, do that....he'll tell me to do one thing, then tell me to do several more things, then b*tch and moan because the first thing he asked me to do isn't done yet. His answer? "Learn to do ten things at one time!" He's beginning to sound like a "nagging wife"...hey, that's MY job!:laugh: I wish he'd go to work, or get a hobby, or something, just get the hell out of my face!
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  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
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    My husband took the day off and he has been on my butt all day. Do this, do that....he'll tell me to do one thing, then tell me to do several more things, then b*tch and moan because the first thing he asked me to do isn't done yet. His answer? "Learn to do ten things at one time!" He's beginning to sound like a "nagging wife"...hey, that's MY job!:laugh: I wish he'd go to work, or get a hobby, or something, just get the hell out of my face!
  • Carrie6o6
    Carrie6o6 Posts: 1,443 Member
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    He sounds like my dad. My dad does that. It is VERY annoying.
  • sbacon1203
    sbacon1203 Posts: 307 Member
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    Makes me glad I'm single :wink:
    It sounds like you're going to have a loooong weekend :tongue: You could make your own "honey do list"!! It's at least a thought :smile:
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  • peej76
    peej76 Posts: 1,250 Member
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    Grrr, my husband is the same, we can't spend more than two days together at a time! A long weekend is sure to bring about a fight by the third day!
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
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    ~hands you a pair of earplugs~ Just tune him out if ya can :laugh:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    He's just trying to keep you slacker women in line!

    Now get in the kitchen and make me some dinner!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:



    *ducks and covers*
  • pam0206
    pam0206 Posts: 700 Member
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    Um.....well.......Not to be callous, but...............

    You could tell him........at the end of his arms, he will find two helping hands...................:flowerforyou:
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
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    He's just trying to keep you slacker women in line!

    Now get in the kitchen and make me some dinner!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:



    *ducks and covers*

    Oh no he di- in't...

    *puts on wife beater, black lipliner and door knocker earrings*
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    He's just trying to keep you slacker women in line!

    Now get in the kitchen and make me some dinner!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:



    *ducks and covers*

    Oh no he di- in't...

    *puts on wife beater, black lipliner and door knocker earrings*

    HAWT
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
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    He's just trying to keep you slacker women in line!

    Now get in the kitchen and make me some dinner!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:



    *ducks and covers*

    Oh no he di- in't...

    *puts on wife beater, black lipliner and door knocker earrings*

    HAWT

    Gangsta Manda don't play... now where the heck did I put my flannel jacket?!?
  • amylebo
    amylebo Posts: 23
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    He's just trying to keep you slacker women in line!

    Now get in the kitchen and make me some dinner!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:



    *ducks and covers*

    OMG... You sound just like my husband. He always says that to me...jokingly.
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    He's just trying to keep you slacker women in line!

    Now get in the kitchen and make me some dinner!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:



    *ducks and covers*

    OMG... You sound just like my husband. He always says that to me...jokingly.


    Yeah, I even feel dirty saying it jokingly. :laugh:
  • Gorgeous
    Gorgeous Posts: 248
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    "Whats for dinner woman"

    i hear that ALOT!

    :laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    My hubby says that to me sometimes too.......I THINK he's joking!! heheheheheee :laugh: :laugh:
  • amylebo
    amylebo Posts: 23
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    He's just trying to keep you slacker women in line!

    Now get in the kitchen and make me some dinner!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:



    *ducks and covers*

    OMG... You sound just like my husband. He always says that to me...jokingly.





    Yeah, I even feel dirty saying it jokingly. :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh:
    He says it cause he knows it annoys me. I do cook dinner every night, though.
  • Gorgeous
    Gorgeous Posts: 248
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    My hubby says that to me sometimes too.......I THINK he's joking!! heheheheheee :laugh: :laugh:


    THINK*** hahaha

    no dom always says WOMAN!!!!
    makes me laugh lol
  • Gorgeous
    Gorgeous Posts: 248
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    OMG the other day we were having dinner at someones house
    and he goes...hey can you put chili in this bowl for me? and i said NO you have two hands!
    and he goes Woman are you forgetting your place???
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    and i said :noway:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    He's just trying to keep you slacker women in line!

    Now get in the kitchen and make me some dinner!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:



    *ducks and covers*

    OMG... You sound just like my husband. He always says that to me...jokingly.





    Yeah, I even feel dirty saying it jokingly. :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh:
    He says it cause he knows it annoys me. I do cook dinner every night, though.


    Haha, yeah the funny thing is that I used to cook way more than she did.


    I use the 'woman' thing sometimes too Miss, mainly because like Amy said, I knew it annoyed her. LOL
  • BlazinEmerald
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    "Whats for dinner woman"

    i hear that ALOT!

    :laugh:

    My response is , I dunno , what are you cooking
  • runawaybride
    runawaybride Posts: 400 Member
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    if my husband had to pay someone to take care of the kids,clean.,do laundry, and cook he would be broke or eventually have to realize that us mothers and wives do all the things they"husbands" don't and more and if they can put down the remote and insert there foot in their mouths things would be a whole lot easier!!!!

    SSSHHHEEESSHHH....that felt good mine seems to do the same thing but also has other little phrases too!!!

    MEN!!!!!:grumble: :explode: