Tell me not to eat cake at work.... !!!

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I'm at work alone (with my dog -- it's in a small town, we do stuff like that).

The refrigerator down the hall has chocolate cake with white icing, from the weekend. Tell me not to take a piece. Gross me out somehow! I am NOT hungry.
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  • luziferl
    luziferl Posts: 82
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    just imagine the one who put the cake there has licked over every single piece... ;)
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,230 Member
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    I already stuck my finger in it after coming out of the bathroom. And I licked the plate edge. Enjoy.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
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    Its pretty easy for me. I think about all my nasty co- workers touching and breathing all over it.
  • ms_leanne
    ms_leanne Posts: 523
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    Think about how many other people have had their mitts all over it?

    Get your dog to lick it?

    Take it out of the fridge and accidentally drop it?

    I'm probably not helping much and would probably upset other people.
  • HollisGrant
    HollisGrant Posts: 2,022 Member
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    LOL! nasty, I love it. I'm trying to imagine people coughing on it and wiping their noses, then taking a piece without using a fork...
  • pennydreadful270
    pennydreadful270 Posts: 266 Member
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    The person who cooked it put a little bit of dog poop in there, because their jerk ex works down the hall from you.

    It's true. I was there.
  • rougenoire
    rougenoire Posts: 114 Member
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    Looks nice doesn't it, what will it look like on your thighs?!
  • caly_man
    caly_man Posts: 281 Member
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    LoL

    I better stop reading or I might never have cake again.
  • itsHealthy
    itsHealthy Posts: 119 Member
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    Don't eat cake at work! That's not why you come to work- Now get back to your desk! :flowerforyou:
  • iLoveMyAR15
    iLoveMyAR15 Posts: 122 Member
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    someone sneezed all over it :drinker:
  • SlimSumday
    SlimSumday Posts: 379 Member
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    There's a hair in it.
  • Lifting_Knitter
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    That really isn't chocolate...... :laugh:
  • HollisGrant
    HollisGrant Posts: 2,022 Member
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    LOL! I think I am reining in my cake breakdown, thanks to all the images of hidden dog poo, bathroom hands, and sneezes. Believe me, if I could throw it away, I would do it, but they would know it was me... Last week, I flushed the Easter chocolate somebody left on my desk down the toilet.
  • HollisGrant
    HollisGrant Posts: 2,022 Member
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    There's a hair in it.

    Gross!!!
  • iamspdd
    iamspdd Posts: 134 Member
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    There is a 99% chance that whoever made that cake licked their fingers while doing it.
  • beckizzle
    beckizzle Posts: 118 Member
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    the chef sneezed all over the cake while icing it ;-) stay strong girlie!
  • monjacq1964
    monjacq1964 Posts: 291 Member
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    someone probably sneezed on it. ewww. and there's probably boogers you cant even see on the icing.
  • MrsBozz1
    MrsBozz1 Posts: 248 Member
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    Looks nice doesn't it, what will it look like on your thighs?!



    This!! :smile: imagine it ALL landing right on your rear end! You're stronger than that cake!! Walk away! You can do it!! Good luck! :flowerforyou:
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    All of the above....but can you just throw it out? Or will others be expecting it to be there?
  • Fit_Mama84
    Fit_Mama84 Posts: 234 Member
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    Two strategies I use: Keep telling myself I can have it later, until I go home and am away from the temptation. Or I will tell myself, yes, I can have the cake, but I'm choosing not to. It's not off limits. I just choose not to. It's a little different attitude and feels like less of a battle. Or if it's just a little left, go ahead and toss it out. You definitely won't eat it once it's been in the trash.