Really really bored....entertain me PLEASE!!!

BDEGAND
BDEGAND Posts: 53
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Come y'all gotta have something interesting to chat about....help a girl out :)
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  • DrBentonQuest
    DrBentonQuest Posts: 151
    I once read about five monkeys that were placed in a room with a banana at the top of a set of stairs. As one monkey attempted to climb the stairs, all of the monkeys were sprayed with jets of cold water. A second monkey made an attempt and again the monkeys were sprayed. No more monkeys attempted to climb the stairs. One of the monkeys was then removed from the room and replaced with a new monkey. New monkey saw the banana and started to climb the stairs but to its surprise, it was attacked by the other monkeys. Another of the original monkeys was replaced and the newcomer was also attacked when he attempted to climb the stairs. But what is really surprising was that the previous newcomer took part in the punishment with enthusiasm. A third original monkey was replaced with a new one; like its predecessors, it headed for the stairs and was attacked as well. By this point, half of the monkeys that attacked him had no idea why they were doing so. After replacing the fourth and fifth original monkeys, none had ever been sprayed with cold water but all of them stayed the *kitten* away from the stairs.
  • Penny_Lane_
    Penny_Lane_ Posts: 163
    ^ That gentleman's picture is great.
  • BDEGAND
    BDEGAND Posts: 53
    :indifferent:
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    ^ That gentleman's picture is great.

    i thought the same thing.
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
    How about an invite to an open minded group? ;-)
  • Penny_Lane_
    Penny_Lane_ Posts: 163
    :indifferent:

    /Pats back

    You don't get it. lol Crankstr and I do. :tongue:
  • FitnessCharl
    FitnessCharl Posts: 166
    How about some useless facts...

    The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

    :sick:
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    I want to get diesel but I want to eat 1200 calories a day..will I get diesel?
  • didntfeelcreativetoday
    didntfeelcreativetoday Posts: 39
    A man walk in to his living room and tells his wife that he got fired for sticking his manhood into the pickle slicer at work.

    She freaks out and starts yelling why would you do that and what happened to the pickle slicer after you stuck it.

    His only reply was, She was cute and got fired as well.
  • BDEGAND
    BDEGAND Posts: 53
    How about some useless facts...

    The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

    :sick:

    lol...ewww
  • BDEGAND
    BDEGAND Posts: 53
    I want to get diesel but I want to eat 1200 calories a day..will I get diesel?

    wtf does that mean????
  • nessagrace22
    nessagrace22 Posts: 430 Member
    A grizzly went into a bar and says "Can I have 2 pints of beer, 1 whisky on the rocks, 2 packets of crisps and a ....













    ..packet of nuts.
    The bartender say's "No problem, but why the big pause?"
    To which the grizzly replies "Because I'm a bear!" :laugh: :laugh:
  • BDEGAND
    BDEGAND Posts: 53
    How about an invite to an open minded group? ;-)

    HAWT profile pic btw!!!
  • Gizziemoto
    Gizziemoto Posts: 430 Member
    Dieslel. He needs gas money?
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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  • knitwit0704
    knitwit0704 Posts: 376
    What in the world...?
  • knitwit0704
    knitwit0704 Posts: 376
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    I like this!
  • FitnessCharl
    FitnessCharl Posts: 166
    If you were on a desert island and could have endless supplies of alchohol - what would be your drink of choice?
  • RunWinterGarden
    RunWinterGarden Posts: 428 Member
    How about an invite to an open minded group? ;-)

    Love the profile pic
  • RunWinterGarden
    RunWinterGarden Posts: 428 Member
    Totally bored here too!
  • Gizziemoto
    Gizziemoto Posts: 430 Member
    I know the voices in my heard are not real...but sometimes their ideas are absolutely AWESOME!!!!!!
  • VoodooLuLu
    VoodooLuLu Posts: 636 Member
    DROP DOWN ON ALL FOURS AND GIMME 150!!!

    that should entertain you for awhile....
  • tallvesl99
    tallvesl99 Posts: 231 Member
    NICE!
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    If you were on a desert island and could have endless supplies of alchohol - what would be your drink of choice?

    Absinthe.

    Or Caipirinhas. I love a good Caipirinha.

    JM
  • RunWinterGarden
    RunWinterGarden Posts: 428 Member
    Would you rather: Lose a leg or Lose an arm?
  • mikejholmes
    mikejholmes Posts: 291 Member
    Why do elephants have four feet?





































    Six inches just isn't enough.....
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
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    Laugh
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    Dance
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    Enjoy dessert!
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    TGIF!
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  • Hurricane_C
    Hurricane_C Posts: 806 Member
    I too am bored at work... and I'm losing out with the pictures! Stupid work filter. Would love to read more useless facts and or jokes :)
  • Celestialfairie
    Celestialfairie Posts: 134
    Don't get me wrong; I'm happy to have a day that isn't crazy hectic to the point I get stressed out... but I'm like falling asleep here!
  • RunWinterGarden
    RunWinterGarden Posts: 428 Member
    Don't get me wrong; I'm happy to have a day that isn't crazy hectic to the point I get stressed out... but I'm like falling asleep here!

    Same, I'd rather be busy and stressed than slow and bored any day of the week.

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