Frying pan looking for some pals!

Hello MFPers (in my head, this sounds like muhfeepers),

I am looking for friends who, like me, are sentient cast-iron frying pans. It is so very hard to find people like me, because here in the midwest there aren't many sentient frying pans going through what I am.

Non-frying pans who are sympathetic to my cause are also welcome. However, I am not a psychiatrist or a doctor so please no pro-teflon or we may have arguments.