Help me atone for a missed workout?

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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    10 wall sits (min of 1 minute each)

    10 jump squats

    10 squat pulses

    10 press ups (feet elevated)

    10 wood choppers (just hold something heavy if you don't have dumbbells, like a filled litre bottle of water)

    10 V-sits

    Currently wall sitting.
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    10 wall sits (min of 1 minute each)

    10 jump squats

    10 squat pulses

    10 press ups (feet elevated)

    10 wood choppers (just hold something heavy if you don't have dumbbells, like a filled litre bottle of water)

    10 V-sits

    Currently wall sitting.

    Be careful - remember what happened to Humpty Dumpty.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Fell down on wallsit 7. Call me humpty
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    4 sets of planks. Hold for as long as you possibly can each time.

    Don't quit yet................

    Planking initiated
  • Krissy563
    Krissy563 Posts: 47 Member
    Check out the Nike Training Club app -- it has a bunch of workouts, some require minimal equipment but some require none. It also has still photos and videos showing how to do the various exercises, and you can sync your own playlist to it.

    Not to sound like a shill for Nike, but it's a really great app that's free but I'd be totally willing to pay for it, it's *that* good!
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    30 sit ups with opened legs, hands holding your ankles


    this was suggested by someone else but i have to say.....................ummmm.............nevermind. :blushing:
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    30 sit ups with opened legs, hands holding your ankles


    this was suggested by someone else but i have to say.....................ummmm.............nevermind. :blushing:

    Sounds like someones after more photos! :devil:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    30 sit ups with opened legs, hands holding your ankles


    this was suggested by someone else but i have to say.....................ummmm.............nevermind. :blushing:

    I think they call those Paris Hiltons
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Ok I've got about 5 minutes until the oven buzzes, so thankyou all for your contributions, but now I need somebody to give me something really quick to FREAKIN DESTROY MY SHIZ! Annnnd go
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    lunges

    Go
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    Burpee from push up into a high knee jump, on landing fall forward into a pike pushup and when pushing up push right back to flat feet for a jump squat - forward and back. repeat ad nauseam!
  • knitwit0704
    knitwit0704 Posts: 376
    Wow. This is crazy... but cool.

    Do side lunges. Those really help with your calves and thighs.
  • knitwit0704
    knitwit0704 Posts: 376
    Burpee from push up into a high knee jump, fall forward into a pike pushup and push back into a jump squat - forward and back. repeat ad nauseam!


    WHAT IN THE WORLD??? How can anyone do this without breaking their ankle? *shakes head*. Or maybe that's just me because I have knee and ankle problems. But still!!! How in the world can anyone do that!!!
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    You have done well but i must point out that this does not atone for your missing the gym. You will be required to go harder and add a bit more weight when you make it next time. lol :happy:


    And as we are all being your personal trainer for this day we will expect payment to be mailed within 5 business days.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Burpee from push up into a high knee jump, on landing fall forward into a pike pushup and when pushing up push right back to flat feet for a jump squat - forward and back. repeat ad nauseam!

    Couldn't figure out pike push up so replaced with second regular one. Did 8. Almost puked. Thankyou
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    Burpee from push up into a high knee jump, fall forward into a pike pushup and push back into a jump squat - forward and back. repeat ad nauseam!


    WHAT IN THE WORLD??? How can anyone do this without breaking their ankle? *shakes head*. Or maybe that's just me because I have knee and ankle problems. But still!!! How in the world can anyone do that!!!

    I've had really bad ankle problems myself in the past ( 11 breaks ) but this really hasn't affected them. It's an excellent full body movement that has the added bonus of kicking your breathings *kitten*. Excellent for strength and cardio when your in a confined space with no equipment.
  • knitwit0704
    knitwit0704 Posts: 376
    Burpee from push up into a high knee jump, on landing fall forward into a pike pushup and when pushing up push right back to flat feet for a jump squat - forward and back. repeat ad nauseam!

    Did 8. Almost puked. Thankyou

    That's the 'ad nausaeum' part! :p
  • knitwit0704
    knitwit0704 Posts: 376
    No, seriously. I actually know what it means, that was a joke.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Thank you all.

    As a parting gift, the end result. (After I was finished retching)

    DC35ECFA-5A1E-4343-9049-49FD00F6C5B9-200-00000021E712573F_zps2fbf30a0.jpg

    Sweat level- John Goodman
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    Burpee from push up into a high knee jump, on landing fall forward into a pike pushup and when pushing up push right back to flat feet for a jump squat - forward and back. repeat ad nauseam!

    Couldn't figure out pike push up so replaced with second regular one. Did 8. Almost puked. Thankyou

    Yay, I helped.
  • knitwit0704
    knitwit0704 Posts: 376
    :)
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    It was a good joke Knitwit.
  • Whipppets
    Whipppets Posts: 267
    Do minimum 100 pushups.. Do some planks I do 2:30 minute planks. Do a lot of stretching and ab work.. Do something uncomfortable.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Too late to join the party?

    If not:
    10 pseudo planche press ups
    10 crucifix press ups
    10 L-sit dips between chairs

    There's a new swear word in town and it's name is "Darren".
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Too busy straddling the line between life and death at the moment and questioning my own sanity/possible sado-machoism

    I will however, be referring to this thread if I ever miss the gym again
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Fell down on wallsit 7. Call me humpty

    Still a good job. Most I ever do is 3. :)
  • degan2011
    degan2011 Posts: 316 Member
    http://www.rosstraining.com/articles/deckofcards.html

    The Deck of Cards workout is a fun way to get your sweat going! You can also download the excel spreadsheet and type your own workouts into the yellow column. :) make it as difficult as you want! :)