MFP drama magnets

Cheeky_0102
Cheeky_0102 Posts: 408 Member
What are some of the favorite topics that get people's panties in a knot? I haven't been in the community long, but I'm starting to notice some trends... I just thought it would be fun to point them out here and have a chuckle

I'll start:

"I'm eating less than 1,000 calories / day and still not losing weight"
"has anyone had any luck taking ***** pills to lose weight"
"clean eating vs junk food to lose weight"
"I noticed someone at my gym doing X"
"how can I lose 10 lbs in a week for a wedding" or "[anything to do with] detox"


now my own pet peeve:

DON'T POST A RECIPE YOU HAVE FOUND BUT NOT TRIED!!! PINTREST IS RUINING FOOD FOR EVERYONE WITH REALLY STUPID IDEAS... IF I WANT A BAD IDEA FROM THE INTERNET I'LL GO GET IT MYSELF!

anyone have any other good ones?

Replies

  • Cheeky_0102
    Cheeky_0102 Posts: 408 Member
    there has to be more...
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    "Muscle weighs more than fat."
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
    "All the noobs are clogging up my gym."
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Gaining weight during your period.
    Boob shrinkage with weight loss.

    They aren't bad questions, but a simple google search (or MPF search) would lead them right to an answer.

    ETA: To clarify, it's the frequency of these threads that's really annoying.
  • greeneyes0809
    greeneyes0809 Posts: 422 Member
    "Drinking diet soda will inhibit weight loss" or "Aspartame will kill you!"
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    "What body type men/women do you prefer?"
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Gaining weight during your period.
    Boob shrinkage with weight loss.

    They aren't bad questions, but a simple google search (or MPF search) would lead them right to an answer.

    ETA: To clarify, it's the frequency of these threads that's really annoying.

    But will weight loss make my boobs shrink? I hope not because I am down to almost nothing. Any more and my pimentos will look like pepitas.
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    "My boyfriend/husband treats me like crap - what should I do?"
  • sgrubby
    sgrubby Posts: 103 Member
    Cardio vs heavy lifting
    Women getting bulky
    squats
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    My dog ate back all my exercise calories, how do I count that?

    My all time favorite: bang, smash, sneeze or fart threads :noway:
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Gaining weight during your period.
    Boob shrinkage with weight loss.

    They aren't bad questions, but a simple google search (or MPF search) would lead them right to an answer.

    ETA: To clarify, it's the frequency of these threads that's really annoying.

    But will weight loss make my boobs shrink? I hope not because I am down to almost nothing. Any more and my pimentos will look like pepitas.

    You'll end up with gaping holes in your chest!
  • "My boyfriend/husband treats me like crap - what should I do?"

    this is the worst!
    I'm guilty on many of these topics, but definitely not the one above.
  • fitfreakymom
    fitfreakymom Posts: 1,400 Member
    Well let me see....

    My fam/friends ect sabotage me

    lifting makes you bulky

    I only eat once a day/ skip breakfast and am still fat, why?

    any thread looking for quick fix's to lose weight.
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    aiyeeeee!!!! I better eat a hamburger. Except I don't eat ham.
  • cleotherio
    cleotherio Posts: 712 Member
    poptarts
  • BigDnSW
    BigDnSW Posts: 641 Member
    Spousal or gf/bf bashing :noway:
  • Athijade
    Athijade Posts: 3,300 Member
    "I saw (insert BS here) on Dr. Oz! Does it work?"
  • Tarawitch2eyes
    Tarawitch2eyes Posts: 19 Member
    omg what about the Crossfit wods, that's a whole drama issue right there...crossfit good or bad...don't answer that! lol
  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,170 Member
    "Muscle weighs more than fat."

    my boyfriend said this the other day
    I was just like
    no. no. no.
    which he then followed up with "well ya know what i mean its denser or something"
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,290 Member
    "I saw (insert BS here) on Dr. Oz! Does it work?"

    This. That man brings out the cynic in me.
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    Who on MFP do you think is hot.
  • crista_b
    crista_b Posts: 1,192 Member
    I hate the threads where someone says something along the lines of "I can't run because it hurts. What should I do?" Then they get plenty of great advice, and just give excuses about why they "can't" do anything anyone suggests.

    ETA: I forgot to add - "I swept the floor for 5 minutes. How do I log my exercise calories for that?"
  • daybehavior
    daybehavior Posts: 1,319 Member
    My boyfriend won't let me lift heavy.
    My boyfriend is sabotaging my diet and/or doesnt want me to lose weight.
    I have difficulty eating more than 1200 calories a day.
  • flywithabowtie
    flywithabowtie Posts: 71 Member
    All the people who's first post is about the quick fix. Introduce yourself first & then do a search.
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    Posts where someone of a certain religion is looking for other people of the same religion. It's not cool to exclude others, plus it makes you sound snobbish IMO.
  • rachel4304
    rachel4304 Posts: 115 Member
    Does my water count as water?
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,252 Member
    Does my water count as water?

    Does my McDonald's Thickshake count as water?
  • FlaxMilk
    FlaxMilk Posts: 3,452 Member
    People are mean threads bring the drama possibly faster than anything else. Close contenders include detox threads, clean eating, Dr. Oz, and that pregnancy pee.
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