On death row...

plzlbsbegone
plzlbsbegone Posts: 233
edited January 22 in Chit-Chat
If you were on death row, and got to choose your last meal, What would it be??

I think I would have to have a big bowl of Chicken Alfredo, and of course chocolate cheesecake for dessert. Go out with a bang!

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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I think I would have to have a big bowl of Chicken Alfredo, and of course chocolate cheesecake for dessert. Go out with a bang!

    :huh: That is going out with a bang?:huh:


    Nice medium cooked ribeye
    2 Mashed Potatoes
    Shrimp
    Crab Legs
    Poutine
    144oz Blue Moon
    French Fries
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I doubt that I'd be thinking about food.
  • ZealousMissJJ
    ZealousMissJJ Posts: 454 Member
    A bucket of KFC
    Sushi, preferably wasabi mayo and avocado maki's (I'm a sucker for those)
    A box of mixed Dunkin Donuts
    Dried mango from brand Phillipines
    and coconut juice to wash it all down :)
  • HappyNinjaStar
    HappyNinjaStar Posts: 353 Member
    I'm too awesome to get caught in the first place, so it's a moot point...
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I find this topic offensive. Not everyone is on death row, maybe you should find a group for convinced criminals?

    100 year old wine, bottled in 1970
    green beans
    baked potato
    lobster
    beer
    vodka
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    I doubt that I'd be thinking about food.

    Yeah, like who cares, it's not even going to have a chance to digest
  • DesireeAshley90
    DesireeAshley90 Posts: 137 Member
    A #1 from Whataburger with cheese, grilled onions, and grilled jalapenos. A big old bag of hot cheetos with cheese on the side and for dessert, a whole mousse pie.
  • gettingmeback2013
    gettingmeback2013 Posts: 114 Member
    Homemade sweet and sour pork and chow mein!
    Warm homemade apple pie with vanilla ice cream
    Diet Dr. Pepper
    Yellow layer cake with whipped cream, mandarin orange and pineapple frosting
    washed down with Reggae Red wine!
  • ZealousMissJJ
    ZealousMissJJ Posts: 454 Member
    I doubt that I'd be thinking about food.

    Yeah, like who cares, it's not even going to have a chance to digest

    You'd just need to enjoy the flavor ;). And I'd have a hot guy strip for me while I'm eating all of it. :happy:
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I doubt that I'd be thinking about food.

    Yeah, like who cares, it's not even going to have a chance to digest

    So maybe we should be talking about the contents of your last poop?
  • Davina_JH
    Davina_JH Posts: 473 Member
    Go out with a bang!

    The eventual expulsion of that huge meal after you die...
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    I doubt that I'd be thinking about food.

    ^^This
    I'd be making sure I had made amends with family, friends and God
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    Why can't you have those things WITHOUT going as far as being on death row?
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    some good p.. piece of... food?
  • JacquiMayCrook
    JacquiMayCrook Posts: 308 Member
    melon and prawn in creme fraiche for starter with chunks of freshly baked granary bread

    Duckling breast in Armagnac served with potato au gratin, fine green beans and baby carrots.

    A large slice of the wedding cake my husband baked for us with a huge dollop of vanilla ice-cream

    Washed down with a fine Champagne

    Cheeseboard and crackers with a large helping of Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey.

    And I wonder why I get overweight? :devil:
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Taco Bell.
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    I doubt that I'd be thinking about food.

    Yeah, like who cares, it's not even going to have a chance to digest

    So maybe we should be talking about the contents of your last poop?

    Whatever floats your boat love
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    I doubt that I'd be thinking about food.

    Yeah, like who cares, it's not even going to have a chance to digest

    You'd just need to enjoy the flavor ;). And I'd have a hot guy strip for me while I'm eating all of it. :happy:

    LOL it's the 'enjoy' bit I'd have trouble with knowing I'd be dead within hours!
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I would NOT eat.

    Having failed to prove my innocence or convince a court that there were extenuating circumstances that do not warrant the death penalty, I would go on a hunger strike. I'm going to be dead, as in No More! I would cease to exist. Children would mourn me. Stories of my plight would be written and circulated. Injustice! They'd say. A Tragedy! They'd scream. A pity, they'd whisper.

    Protesters would line the fences singing beautiful poetic songs in my honor!

    As I held my head high, I wouldn't let the system besmirch me by feeding me their measly pittance of food. My belly would growl in defiance! And my memory would live on in the minds of the people!
  • ZealousMissJJ
    ZealousMissJJ Posts: 454 Member
    I doubt that I'd be thinking about food.

    Yeah, like who cares, it's not even going to have a chance to digest

    You'd just need to enjoy the flavor ;). And I'd have a hot guy strip for me while I'm eating all of it. :happy:

    LOL it's the 'enjoy' bit I'd have trouble with knowing I'd be dead within hours!

    Ohwell, we all die sooner or later. Might as well have fun before you go.


    Besides, I think OP wasn't being serious about the death row part, but was interested to know what would be your absolute fantasy meal if you could pick one.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I would NOT eat.

    Having failed to prove my innocence or convince a court that there were extenuating circumstances that do not warrant the death penalty, I would go on a hunger strike. I'm going to be dead, as in No More! I would cease to exist. Children would mourn me. Stories of my plight would be written and circulated. Injustice! They'd say. A Tragedy! They'd scream. A pity, they'd whisper.

    Protesters would line the fences singing beautiful poetic songs in my honor!

    As I held my head high, I wouldn't let the system besmirch me by feeding me their measly pittance of food. My belly would growl in defiance! And my memory would live on in the minds of the people!


    :drinker:
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    A monte cristo, onion rings, fried cheesecake, and a double-thick milkshake. With any luck, the heart attack would take me before the execution date. :tongue:
  • rosettafaery
    rosettafaery Posts: 102 Member
    I think I would be too nervous to eat knowing my impending doom... But if I managed to have an appetite I would have:

    Deep fried breadcrumbed fresh mushrooms and pieces of freshly breaded mozzarella fried, served with garlic mayonnaise

    Egg pasta tossed with chunks of goat's cheese, tomato sauce and fresh basil with a side of Homemade garlic pizza bread with mozzarella cheese

    Vanilla ice cream, Lemon Sorbet with pineapple pieces, Limoncello (lemon liqueur) and fresh cream

    and finish with a Filtered Coffee

    Yep - I would get my local Italian restaurant to come and cook for me... I think I'm going to struggle this evening after thinking about these foods! Yum!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I doubt that I'd be thinking about food.

    Yeah, like who cares, it's not even going to have a chance to digest

    You'd just need to enjoy the flavor ;). And I'd have a hot guy strip for me while I'm eating all of it. :happy:

    LOL it's the 'enjoy' bit I'd have trouble with knowing I'd be dead within hours!

    Ohwell, we all die sooner or later. Might as well have fun before you go.


    Besides, I think OP wasn't being serious about the death row part, but was interested to know what would be your absolute fantasy meal if you could pick one.

    Yea, I was being a debby downer. I honestly don't fantasize about food though. There's better things to fantasize about.
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    I would NOT eat.

    Having failed to prove my innocence or convince a court that there were extenuating circumstances that do not warrant the death penalty, I would go on a hunger strike. I'm going to be dead, as in No More! I would cease to exist. Children would mourn me. Stories of my plight would be written and circulated. Injustice! They'd say. A Tragedy! They'd scream. A pity, they'd whisper.

    Protesters would line the fences singing beautiful poetic songs in my honor!

    As I held my head high, I wouldn't let the system besmirch me by feeding me their measly pittance of food. My belly would growl in defiance! And my memory would live on in the minds of the people!

    You win :flowerforyou:
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Poutine
    Onion rings
    Bacon wrapped steak
    Donair (from Halifax)
    Stella Artois
    Pack of cigarettes
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    edamame, garlic bread, pizza, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

    I'd be taking some folks with me after that one...
  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
    Is there a limit? If not, I'd just get everything and have as much as I wanted of each.

    Cheesy bacon fries
    Loaded tater tots
    Curly fries (with cheese dip on the side)
    ice cream, cake, candy, pastries of all varieties
    onion rings
    bacon cheese burger
    soda
    chocolate milk
    strawberry milk
    potato salad
    macaroni salad
    shrimp salad
    crab cakes
    pizza with extra cheese and bacon
    LOTS of stuff from taco bell's menu
    KFC mashed potato bowl
    jar of peanut butter

    I'm sure I'd think of more.
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    Fried hogfish from Hogfish Bar & Grill
    Bacon, thick-cut, cooked almost to the point of being crispy (if they mess this up, I will go ballistic)
    Cazadores tequila resposado
    McDonald's Coke
    McDonald's fries
    Maple Butter Blondie from Applebee's
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