You are my boyfriend

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  • HMonsterX
    HMonsterX Posts: 3,000 Member
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    Something personalised. A mug...a keyring...something with a personal message that shows you put some time and thought into it :)
  • babydiego87
    babydiego87 Posts: 905 Member
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    why are you only getting sex on your birthday? it should be good everyday
    Ain't nobody got time for that.
  • Josalinn
    Josalinn Posts: 1,066 Member
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    why are you only getting sex on your birthday? it should be good everyday
    this
  • TheApocalypse
    TheApocalypse Posts: 319 Member
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    Bear, steak, bacon.

    for the win....

    oh, and sex.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Let him see where it started...hook him up with your Mom.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    A hall pass

    ^^^^ This and then you get one, too. It's a fun gift. Potentially a gift that can keep on giving.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    I don't particularly like gifts, so sex whenever/however I want, my favorite dinner, a few mixed drinks, and an awesome movie.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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    Bear, steak, bacon.

    Bear?
    You know, big furry thing that lives in the forest? Eats picanic baskets and people?

    FML.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    A blumpkin and a six pack.
  • Liatush
    Liatush Posts: 627 Member
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    Get me a cold beer fro the fridge and keep your mouth shut when the game is on......
    Make me a sammich as well.

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  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
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    A lap dance at the local club, of course.
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
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    and it is your birthday.
    APART from the sex, what else will you appreciate?

    I am absolutely clueless, I don't want to buy something that is "meh."

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  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
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    Bear, steak, bacon.

    Do all men want a bEAR?

    inquiring minds wanna know.
  • Dead_Darling
    Dead_Darling Posts: 478 Member
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    and it is your birthday.
    APART from the sex, what else will you appreciate?

    I am absolutely clueless, I don't want to buy something that is "meh."

    I got mine a couple of t-shirts, good chocolate, pizza and chips XD
  • tpittsley77
    tpittsley77 Posts: 607 Member
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    Bwahahahahahaha!!!
  • What316
    What316 Posts: 563
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    I'm sorry I thought you said apart from sex you're boy friend is a boy isn't he.
  • jran3
    jran3 Posts: 105 Member
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    My hubby always says that his b-day and father's day are "steak & B L O W J O B days" Yeah. Really.

    NEVER, EVER can go wrong with this, assuming the steak is cooked right, and the BJ is completed.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    I'm not much into things anymore. A nice dinner, sex, wine/beer, sex, a back rub, and sex.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    For your boyfriend, sex should not be a thing that is only associated with a birthday.

    Save that for when you are married.
  • majikmiker
    majikmiker Posts: 291 Member
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    and it is your birthday.
    APART from the sex, what else will you appreciate?

    I am absolutely clueless, I don't want to buy something that is "meh."


    At first glance I read this as "I don't want to buy something that is METH.....". I need more coffee I think. Although I should go on record that buying him METH is probably not a good idea.

    I would suggest some tasteful boxers or t-shirts, a few of his favorite things to eat, and then tickets to something he's going to enjoy. Or just take him to Las Vegas!!
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