bf n gf were siting at a tabel...

fit_spired_vicky
fit_spired_vicky Posts: 152
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bf n gf were siting at a tabel
dey were haeving conversatein.
da gurl sed 2 da boy "bbzz will u luv me 4ever?"
boy said "NO..."
girl was sad
she ran away n cyed
she triped over a chair.
she was DED.
boy ran over to pik up her bodey
he whisperd in her eat "i meant to say... ill love uou 5ever."
dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever.
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  • M______
    M______ Posts: 288 Member
    I think I just pooped myself a little
  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
    dats beutiful
    im cryin




    omg this is my 666th post
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  • tonytoo
    tonytoo Posts: 307
    I CRYD! </3
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    now im talking just like that!!! LOL!!! suuu much luv!!!!!!! :heart:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    bf n gf were siting at a tabel
    dey were haeving conversatein.
    da gurl sed 2 da boy "bbzz will u luv me 4ever?"
    boy said "NO..."
    girl was sad
    she ran away n cyed
    she triped over a chair.
    she was DED.
    boy ran over to pik up her bodey
    he whisperd in her eat "i meant to say... ill love uou 5ever."
    dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever.

    Is this English???
  • LaNena01
    LaNena01 Posts: 61 Member
    Your spelling is terrible! I don't know if it was intentional or not but I'm sure your computer/phone has spell check on it... You should try using it sometime...
  • iwillbetinytea
    iwillbetinytea Posts: 264 Member
    A boyfriend and girlfriend were sitting at a table
    They were having a conversation
    The girl says to the boy "Baby, will you love me for ever?"
    The boy said "No".
    The girl was sad.
    She ran away and cried.
    She tripped over a chair.
    She died.
    The boy ran over and picked up her body.
    He whispered into her ear "I meant to say I will love you five ever".
    Which meant he will love her for more than ever.

    Please go to school.
  • tallulahthunderbird
    tallulahthunderbird Posts: 138 Member
    A boyfriend and girlfriend were sitting at a table
    They were having a conversation
    The girl says to the boy "Baby, will you love me for ever?"
    The boy said "No".
    The girl was sad.
    She ran away and cried.
    She tripped over a chair.
    She died.
    The boy ran over and picked up her body.
    He whispered into her ear "I meant to say I will love you five ever".
    That means he will love her for more than ever.

    Please go to school.

    trololololo
  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,628 Member
    was this for real? My eyes and brain hurt.
  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
    http://youtu.be/CQuR8LVKhUE
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
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    No, but 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
  • sizzleXd
    sizzleXd Posts: 14 Member
    THE GRAMMAR IS STRONG HERE!
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    bf n gf were siting at a tabel
    dey were haeving conversatein.
    da gurl sed 2 da boy "bbzz will u luv me 4ever?"
    boy said "NO..."
    girl was sad
    she ran away n cyed
    she triped over a chair.
    she was DED.
    boy ran over to pik up her bodey
    he whisperd in her eat "i meant to say... ill love uou 5ever."
    dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever.

    Is this English???

    Quite obviously not!
  • ChanceTakr2131
    ChanceTakr2131 Posts: 96
    Um. . . Ok
  • GiGiBeans
    GiGiBeans Posts: 1,062 Member
    Is that a bad Jamaican accent? :cry:
  • honey_bee_keysha
    honey_bee_keysha Posts: 773 Member
    THE GRAMMAR IS STRONG HERE!

    ^This!!!
  • RandiLandCHANGED
    RandiLandCHANGED Posts: 630 Member
    I am laughing out loud thinking of how Mariah Carey should re-release her song as "Touch my bodey." I don't know why this is so hilarious to me.
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    dats beutiful
    im cryin




    omg this is my 666th post
    6jed0g.gif


    You're evil. : ) And I :heart: Sharon Needles.
  • imakimm
    imakimm Posts: 839
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    Thanks, now I got that song stuck in my head!
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Dis is so biuteful, i jus want all mah frundz too see it.
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    trolololo
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    bf n gf were siting at a tabel
    dey were haeving conversatein.
    da gurl sed 2 da boy "bbzz will u luv me 4ever?"
    boy said "NO..."
    girl was sad
    she ran away n cyed
    she triped over a chair.
    she was DED.
    boy ran over to pik up her bodey
    he whisperd in her eat "i meant to say... ill love uou 5ever."
    dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever.

    I am pretty sure I lost a few brain cells attempting to read that.
  • rgrange
    rgrange Posts: 236 Member
    lyke dis if u cri evertime
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Just because I like using this picture on any thread possible

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  • HammyStopHamming
    HammyStopHamming Posts: 20
    It's an old joke guys. This youtube video makes it a bit more clear it's satire.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQuR8LVKhUE

    On a side note I cry ever tim
  • DollyMiel
    DollyMiel Posts: 377 Member
    omg i cry evry time
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    i luv tis story 6ever!
  • babydiego87
    babydiego87 Posts: 905 Member
    dats beutiful
    im cryin




    omg this is my 666th post
    6jed0g.gif


    You're evil. : ) And I :heart: Sharon Needles.
    Alyssa Edwards>>>>
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    The moral of the story is: Use of clear, concise communication may prevent some tragedies.

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