approaching girls at the supermarket...

WinnerVictorious
WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
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pro-tip: if you see an attractive woman holding a pair of cantaloupes in the produce section, don't tell her she has nice looking melons! you may get slapped.

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  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    I'd smile and say thank you. Who doesn't like a compliment?! :P
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    But what if her melons ARE really nice? Should I offer to help her carry them?
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    But what if her melons ARE really nice? Should I offer to help her carry them?
    Yes, all the way to her house.
  • Krys_140
    Krys_140 Posts: 648 Member
    just don't tell her she's got big melons.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    pro-tip: if you see an attractive woman holding a pair of cantaloupes in the produce section, don't tell her she has nice looking melons! you may get slapped.

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    If I told you that is a great set of melons would you hold it against me?
  • _chiaroscuro
    _chiaroscuro Posts: 1,340 Member
    Mine's bigger than yours.
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  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    I'd smile and say thank you. Who doesn't like a compliment?! :P

    This person..

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/980992-anyone-else-get-upset-when-someone-say-u-got-big-bewbs
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    But what if her melons ARE really nice? Should I offer to help her carry them?
    Yes, all the way to her house.

    Anything less would be ungentlemanly
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    But what if her melons ARE really nice? Should I offer to help her carry them?

    YES PLEASE!!!!! :bigsmile:
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    But what if her melons ARE really nice? Should I offer to help her carry them?
    Yes, all the way to her house.

    Anything less would be ungentlemanly
    Exactly!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    they arent her melons yet because she has not purchased said melons so technically you should say the store has nice melons. If you see her walking to her car and her melons are proudly displayed then of course you can compliment.
  • Mondeez
    Mondeez Posts: 2 Member
    You're absolutely right. I'd rather say, "Wow. (lick my lips) There's a sexual joke here..." (smile) And take things from there :)
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    is it ok to comment on her hooters?

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  • LindsayLL30
    LindsayLL30 Posts: 154 Member
    But what if her melons ARE really nice? Should I offer to help her carry them?

    Yes please :)
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    they arent her melons yet because she has not purchased said melons so technically you should say the store has nice melons. If you see her walking to her car and her melons are proudly displayed then of course you can compliment.

    ^^ Excellent clarification here, folks. Avoid an embarrassing moment. Just follow her to her car!
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    pro-tip: if you see an attractive woman holding a pair of cantaloupes in the produce section, don't tell her she has nice looking melons! you may get slapped.

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    If I told you that is a great set of melons would you hold it against me?

    Melons turns my stomach....when pressed against my back....
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
    pro-tip: if you see an attractive woman holding a pair of cantaloupes in the produce section, don't tell her she has nice looking melons! you may get slapped.

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    LMAO!!!
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    I'd smile and say thank you. Who doesn't like a compliment?! :P

    This person..

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/980992-anyone-else-get-upset-when-someone-say-u-got-big-bewbs

    Haha, my thoughts exactly!
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    pro-tip: if you see an attractive woman holding a pair of cantaloupes in the produce section, don't tell her she has nice looking melons! you may get slapped.

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    This reminds why you're on my friends list. Funny man.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    But what if her melons ARE really nice? Should I offer to help her carry them?

    Yes please :)

    Yeah sersly. If someone would follow up with can I help you carry those, the load off my back and shoulders would be so great that it would be such a releif. I've been having to carry my own melons for years and often when they are just weighing so heavily on my back and shoulder muscles I imagine someone standing behind me and holding them up for me. Now if we could coordinate our steps so I could walk around like this, I wouldn't need to go bra shopping anymore

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/979820-the-anti-nsv-shrank-out-of-my-favorite-bra?hl=nsv+shrank+bra+&page=2#posts-14970688
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    they arent her melons yet because she has not purchased said melons so technically you should say the store has nice melons. If you see her walking to her car and her melons are proudly displayed then of course you can compliment.

    ^^ Excellent clarification here, folks. Avoid an embarrassing moment. Just follow her to her car!

    Yes ...they are much easier to Grab when they are alone in a parking lot. The women not the melons

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