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approaching girls at the post office...

WinnerVictorious
WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
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a little help please...

"can you help me with my package?" doesn't seem to work. :huh:

usps_priority_mail_flat_rate_box.jpg
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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Can you help me with my box?
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Is it ok if this overstuffs your box?
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    Maybe try... "Hi there, I have a ...package.. for you." Girls love getting presents, right? ;)
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    a little help please...

    "can you help me with my package?" doesn't seem to work. :huh:

    usps_priority_mail_flat_rate_box.jpg

    Try saying "please". Chicks dig a guy with nice manners. :flowerforyou:
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    try smiling next time. I hear that chicks dig guys with smiles.
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    Can I insert this package into your box? I promise a speedy delivery.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    a little help please...

    "can you help me with my package?" doesn't seem to work. :huh:

    usps_priority_mail_flat_rate_box.jpg

    If she whips out a big roll of packing tape, run...or not.
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    "Can I lick your stamp?"
  • kumitekg
    kumitekg Posts: 61
    Maybe offer overnight service rather than express delivery :-)
  • Increditim
    Increditim Posts: 159
    try smiling next time. I hear that chicks dig guys with smiles.

    Thanks for the tip - I will work on that...
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Excuse me, do you have one of those hollow sleeves I can slide something in?

    POTUBE.hi.jpg
  • brendaj39
    brendaj39 Posts: 375 Member
    Maybe offer overnight service rather than express delivery :-)



    love this...
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    Maybe offer overnight service rather than express delivery :-)

    lmfao! genius.
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    Maybe offer overnight service rather than express delivery :-)



    love this...

    No thanks I don't want you staying the night.
  • MeganGable
    MeganGable Posts: 68 Member
    Can I insert this package into your box? I promise a speedy delivery.

    hahahaha oh god
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
    LMAO!!! Awesome!!!
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
    lol compliment her... say wow i love your shirt or that hair color looks so good on you.... but never compliment her shoes because if a guy compliments my shoes i automatically think he is gay....

    girls love compliments :)
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    You should have specified "oversized" package :laugh:
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I'll lick your stamp for you but i expect a return receipt.
  • Mommylicous
    Mommylicous Posts: 121 Member
    Just give her a smoldering, "I was abused as a child so now I seem tough and rugged, but I'm actually damaged and what I really want is someone to love me." look

    Panty droppers.
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    Just give her a smoldering, "I was abused as a child so now I seem tough and rugged, but I'm actually damaged and what I really want is someone to love me." look

    Panty droppers.

    That's usually my O-face.
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    Can I insert this package into your box? I promise a speedy delivery.

    Not too speedy she hopes
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    Just give her a smoldering, "I was abused as a child so now I seem tough and rugged, but I'm actually damaged and what I really want is someone to love me." look

    Panty droppers.

    Don't forget to make her feel fat!
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    Why does your package not work?
  • bethanyan2013
    bethanyan2013 Posts: 25 Member
    Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice your box. I have a package that I think might fit nicely. :love:
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    "Can I lick your stamp?"

    lmfao!!!!!!
  • Mommylicous
    Mommylicous Posts: 121 Member

    Don't forget to make her feel fat!


    She'll stay with you forever.
  • brendaj39
    brendaj39 Posts: 375 Member
    Maybe offer overnight service rather than express delivery :-)



    love this...

    No thanks I don't want you staying the night.


    you could get breakfast delivered...
  • ghdsmais
    ghdsmais Posts: 31 Member
    i Thought Waffles were being made here?
  • chadraeder3
    chadraeder3 Posts: 279 Member
    You could sing her a song from "The Lonely Island"

    http://youtu.be/T7H9xEesilU
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