approaching girls at the post office...

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  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
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    Just give her a smoldering, "I was abused as a child so now I seem tough and rugged, but I'm actually damaged and what I really want is someone to love me." look

    Panty droppers.

    That's usually my O-face.
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
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    Can I insert this package into your box? I promise a speedy delivery.

    Not too speedy she hopes
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
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    Just give her a smoldering, "I was abused as a child so now I seem tough and rugged, but I'm actually damaged and what I really want is someone to love me." look

    Panty droppers.

    Don't forget to make her feel fat!
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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    Why does your package not work?
  • bethanyan2013
    bethanyan2013 Posts: 25 Member
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    Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice your box. I have a package that I think might fit nicely. :love:
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
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    "Can I lick your stamp?"

    lmfao!!!!!!
  • Mommylicous
    Mommylicous Posts: 121 Member
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    Don't forget to make her feel fat!


    She'll stay with you forever.
  • brendaj39
    brendaj39 Posts: 375 Member
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    Maybe offer overnight service rather than express delivery :-)



    love this...

    No thanks I don't want you staying the night.


    you could get breakfast delivered...
  • ghdsmais
    ghdsmais Posts: 31 Member
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    i Thought Waffles were being made here?
  • chadraeder3
    chadraeder3 Posts: 279 Member
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    You could sing her a song from "The Lonely Island"

    http://youtu.be/T7H9xEesilU
  • JusticeGirl25
    JusticeGirl25 Posts: 703 Member
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    Can I give you Next Day Delivery?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Hm, well I'm kinda partial to the packages that come in the brown wrappers. Not to be a racist or anything. The white one's are cool too, but I'm not a fan of too many of them at once. One at a time for me thanks. And it's kind of helpful to start with chit chat cause it's always important what's inside. It's what's inside that counts. Know what I mean? That white bright stuff, is what it's really all about

    new-package-magic-300x228.jpg

    Cochinos! I meant this little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine. Minds out of gutters, now!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Hey, grab my male.
  • chadraeder3
    chadraeder3 Posts: 279 Member
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    "Can I put my mail in your slot??"
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,780 Member
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    if it fits, it ships... so, lets see if it fits.
  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
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    How bout can I lick your stamp for you?
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    Alex Posts: 10,145 MFP Staff
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