Homeless Diet?

Cr01502
Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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How was your experience? How many pounds did you loose?

According to the diet you could loose 2 pound the first day and 9'pounds the first week

You just eat wet newspaper and McDonalds wrappers from your neighbors trash bins!

I've lost 4 pounds in the last two days!!
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  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Wet newspapers and McDonald's wrappers are not edible. You might want to find some common sense and not just listen to anything you hear. I'm pretty sure this is just a joke someone was trying to get you to believe.
  • chunkydunk714
    chunkydunk714 Posts: 784 Member
    Homeless people do better than that...cant fool me!
  • EnuffaMyButt
    EnuffaMyButt Posts: 111 Member
    I may consider eating the wet McDonald's wrapper before I ate the burger! LOL
  • suzieqcookie
    suzieqcookie Posts: 314 Member
    our local radio stations said the homeless diet means you eat off of $1.50 a day.... like cheap eggs, cheap bread, etc. they said nothing about eating paper
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    STUPID
  • emmgetsfit
    emmgetsfit Posts: 203 Member
    Make sure to grab the micky d's wrappers that are transparent from grease. Not only does the grease add flavor but it will help everything slide through, expediting your weight loss.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Wet newspapers and McDonald's wrappers are not edible. You might want to find some common sense and not just listen to anything you hear. I'm pretty sure this is just a joke someone was trying to get you to believe.

    Of course paper is edible.
  • logicman69
    logicman69 Posts: 1,034 Member
    I may consider eating the wet McDonald's wrapper before I ate the burger! LOL

    QFT
  • christina0089
    christina0089 Posts: 709 Member
    I am pretty sure the whole post is a joke.... next time remember to eat the coffee cups also.. they contain bits of caffeine! Caffeine gives you energy to get through your workout! go go Coffee cups!
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Sometimes I just have to laugh at some people's lack of humor.

    I would avoid eating the newspaper. I'm sure ink isn't part "clean" eating. Maybe you'll get lucky with the McDonald's wrappers and have a bit of cheese goo on them, though.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    our local radio stations said the homeless diet means you eat off of $1.50 a day.... like cheap eggs, cheap bread, etc. they said nothing about eating paper

    But the paper is where you get all of the fiber!
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Wet newspapers and McDonald's wrappers are not edible. You might want to find some common sense and not just listen to anything you hear. I'm pretty sure this is just a joke someone was trying to get you to believe.

    Of course paper is edible.

    Ok, true. I should have said are not "feasible nutrition sources."
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Wet newspapers and McDonald's wrappers are not edible.

    This sounds like broscience. Where's your peer reviewed study? :huh:
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Make sure to grab the micky d's wrappers that are transparent from grease. Not only does the grease add flavor but it will help everything slide through, expediting your weight loss.

    Wow! That's really great advice!

    This way it works as a cleanse as well!
  • Fitnin6280
    Fitnin6280 Posts: 618 Member
    I love how sarcasm is lost on some people... :laugh:
  • agggie550
    agggie550 Posts: 281 Member
    Just wait until week 3, the amount of cardio you do pan handling for change will easy burn enough calories to enjoy a double helping of warm beer breakfast... i lost 4 lbs that week.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    our local radio stations said the homeless diet means you eat off of $1.50 a day.... like cheap eggs, cheap bread, etc. they said nothing about eating paper

    But the paper is where you get all of the fiber!

    Fiber is great, but you can't JUST eat fiber. Where would you get your protein from?

    You can probably get fats just from smelling the McDonald's wrapper, though, I have to admit.
  • ice1200s
    ice1200s Posts: 237 Member
    BAIT!!!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    STUPID

    Well, that was mean.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    STUPID

    I thought this site was supposed to be supportive!

    The Homeless Diet is backed by many celebrities who have absolutely nothing to gain by me eating newspaper and McDonalds wrappers.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
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  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    our local radio stations said the homeless diet means you eat off of $1.50 a day.... like cheap eggs, cheap bread, etc. they said nothing about eating paper

    But the paper is where you get all of the fiber!

    Fiber is great, but you can't JUST eat fiber. Where would you get your protein from?

    You can probably get fats just from smelling the McDonald's wrapper, though, I have to admit.

    You can get protein AND supplement your income in any back alley in any city.

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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Not everyone is lucky enough to be born with common sense, takes some longer to achieve it.
  • christina0089
    christina0089 Posts: 709 Member
    our local radio stations said the homeless diet means you eat off of $1.50 a day.... like cheap eggs, cheap bread, etc. they said nothing about eating paper

    But the paper is where you get all of the fiber!

    Fiber is great, but you can't JUST eat fiber. Where would you get your protein from?

    You can probably get fats just from smelling the McDonald's wrapper, though, I have to admit.

    TRUTH! I once gained ten pounds just picking up some micky D's for my hubby! Ugg!
  • SatchGallamax
    SatchGallamax Posts: 549 Member
    All this time I've been wasting real food and money on homeless people. I'll just toss them some newspapers and wrappers next time. Thanks for the tip!
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    our local radio stations said the homeless diet means you eat off of $1.50 a day.... like cheap eggs, cheap bread, etc. they said nothing about eating paper

    But the paper is where you get all of the fiber!

    Fiber is great, but you can't JUST eat fiber. Where would you get your protein from?

    You can probably get fats just from smelling the McDonald's wrapper, though, I have to admit.

    You can get protein AND supplement your income in any back alley in any city.

    HAHA! Nice.
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    Most fast food joints have a grease pit outside that they empty the old fry grease into. If you can find this then you can pick out pieces of fries or even just add some grease to the paper to make it taste better. You can also use this grease for fuel to stay warm at night. Find one of these places for sure.
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    All this time I've been wasting real food and money on homeless people. I'll just toss them some newspapers and wrappers next time. Thanks for the tip!

    Right? Informative thread, this is.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    our local radio stations said the homeless diet means you eat off of $1.50 a day.... like cheap eggs, cheap bread, etc. they said nothing about eating paper

    But the paper is where you get all of the fiber!

    Fiber is great, but you can't JUST eat fiber. Where would you get your protein from?

    You can probably get fats just from smelling the McDonald's wrapper, though, I have to admit.

    You can get protein AND supplement your income in any back alley in any city.

    Haha! Funny... because prostitution, right?

    Yeah, prostitution is illegal in most states, though.

    Also, carbs are needful for energy and the OP is a man, so he might not want to do the back alley thing.
  • SatchGallamax
    SatchGallamax Posts: 549 Member
    Also, I would like to add that this diet is not sustainable long-term...

    Print media is dying out and soon you won't have any newspaper to eat.

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