Homeless Diet?

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  • bmstee03
    bmstee03 Posts: 119 Member
    because homelessness is super funny....wait. No.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    because homelessness is super funny....wait. No.

    Woah . . calm down. This isn't meant to be funny and you only eat trash.

    We don't eat actual homeless people.
  • christina0089
    christina0089 Posts: 709 Member
    Most fast food joints have a grease pit outside that they empty the old fry grease into. If you can find this then you can pick out pieces of fries or even just add some grease to the paper to make it taste better. You can also use this grease for fuel to stay warm at night. Find one of these places for sure.


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  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    because homelessness is super funny....wait. No.

    ACTUAL homelessness isn't funny.

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  • RoseTears143
    RoseTears143 Posts: 1,121 Member
    because homelessness is super funny....wait. No.

    Woah . . calm down. This isn't meant to be funny and you only eat trash.

    We don't eat actual homeless people.


    **No homeless people were harmed in the making of this thread**
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    because homelessness is super funny....wait. No.

    Woah . . calm down. This isn't meant to be funny and you only eat trash.

    We don't eat actual homeless people.

    'Twould solve Concrete's protein issue, though. Ethically, can you hunt your own meat, or is it preferable to scavenge?
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    Just wait until week 3, the amount of cardio you do pan handling for change will easy burn enough calories to enjoy a double helping of warm beer breakfast... i lost 4 lbs that week.

    *officially crying from laughter*
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    This diet is BS.... I see a fat homeless woman everyday by Wall Street....
  • 2BhappyBhealthy
    2BhappyBhealthy Posts: 181 Member
    because homelessness is super funny....wait. No.

    Woah . . calm down. This isn't meant to be funny and you only eat trash.

    We don't eat actual homeless people.

    oh crap. we don't...?....... :embarassed:
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    The idea is to get our bodies back to a more 'Homeless state' like our Ancestors who were also homeless.

    Modern things like 'soap', 'deodorant', and 'shampoo' are destroying our bodies and making us fat.

    Hygeine plays a HUGE role in the Homeless Diet
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    because homelessness is super funny....wait. No.

    Woah . . calm down. This isn't meant to be funny and you only eat trash.

    We don't eat actual homeless people.

    oh crap. we don't...?....... :embarassed:

    But then this is essentially a vegetarian diet. How do we get our protein??? :ohwell:
  • MissObstinatiox
    MissObstinatiox Posts: 275 Member
    Having had the experience of being Homeless ,A diet is the last thing on your mind trust me.
    In my opinion a poor subject to joke about..
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Wet newspapers and McDonald's wrappers are not edible. You might want to find some common sense and not just listen to anything you hear. I'm pretty sure this is just a joke someone was trying to get you to believe.

    Yes it is. Didn't you see that episode of "I Dream of Jeannie"?
  • Ashwee87
    Ashwee87 Posts: 695 Member
    Ketchup packets is where it is at!!
  • emmgetsfit
    emmgetsfit Posts: 203 Member
    The idea is to get our bodies back to a more 'Homeless state' like our Ancestors who were also homeless.

    Modern things like 'soap', 'deodorant', and 'shampoo' are destroying our bodies and making us fat.

    Hygeine plays a HUGE role in the Homeless Diet

    Fact. Traditionally they have been made from triglycerides which is comprised of oils and fats. And you know that's gotta be absorbed by the body increasing your body fat percent.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Ketchup packets is where it is at!!

    Carbs, yeah!!

    I hear mustard packets can kick-start your metabolisms.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    The idea is to get our bodies back to a more 'Homeless state' like our Ancestors who were also homeless.

    Modern things like 'soap', 'deodorant', and 'shampoo' are destroying our bodies and making us fat.

    Hygeine plays a HUGE role in the Homeless Diet

    Fact. Traditionally they have been made from triglycerides which is comprised of oils and fats. And you know that's gotta be absorbed by the body increasing your body fat percent.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap

    OMG. My whole life has been a lie!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Having had the experience of being Homeless ,A diet is the last thing on your mind trust me.
    In my opinion a poor subject to joke about..

    There is not a single subject matter for comedy that does not have people who will find it objectionable for various reasons.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    lol
  • MissObstinatiox
    MissObstinatiox Posts: 275 Member
    Having had the experience of being Homeless ,A diet is the last thing on your mind trust me.
    In my opinion a poor subject to joke about..

    There is not a single subject matter for comedy that does not have people who will find it objectionable for various reasons.

    This is my opinion and yes i do find it objectionable, Same as if i started a thread about Disabled people i would think this would be wrong also.
    Its not a funny subject again in my opinion!
  • sc10985
    sc10985 Posts: 347 Member
    Newspaper provides added ruffiage and essential inks!!


    (Bonus if you know what that's from!)
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Newspaper provides added ruffiage and essential inks!!


    (Bonus if you know what that's from!)

    Sounds like something Zoidberg would say
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Fact. Traditionally they have been made from triglycerides which is comprised of oils and fats. And you know that's gotta be absorbed by the body increasing your body fat percent.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap

    Are you a scientist or something??
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Having had the experience of being Homeless ,A diet is the last thing on your mind trust me.
    In my opinion a poor subject to joke about..

    There is not a single subject matter for comedy that does not have people who will find it objectionable for various reasons.

    This is my opinion and yes i do find it objectionable, Same as if i started a thread about Disabled people i would think this would be wrong also.
    Its not a funny subject again in my opinion!

    Unfortunately, it's impossible to joke about something and offend 0 people. This leaves us in a situation where in trying not to offend, all topics become off limits. So whose line do you honor and not cross it. If I honor your line, then the next, more restrictive person will expect their line to be honored, until we get to a point where every subject is off limits.

    Because of this there can be no lines. Nothing is off limits. You're free to go away, or comment, or start a debate or whatever. The only thing you can't do is insist that the joke can't be told.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    This is my opinion and yes i do find it objectionable, Same as if i started a thread about Disabled people i would think this would be wrong also.
    Its not a funny subject again in my opinion!

    I take it the Homeless Disabled Diet would be off the table?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Having had the experience of being Homeless ,A diet is the last thing on your mind trust me.
    In my opinion a poor subject to joke about..

    There is not a single subject matter for comedy that does not have people who will find it objectionable for various reasons.

    This is my opinion and yes i do find it objectionable, Same as if i started a thread about Disabled people i would think this would be wrong also.
    Its not a funny subject again in my opinion!

    I think you missed the point of my post. For every subject matter, there is at least one person who will find it offensive. Do you believe that those jokes should not be made for that reason? If so, then all comedy would be off limits.

    I'm not arguing that you do not believe this subject matter is funny. Sincerely, I believe you. I am arguing that I don't believe that should be a reason for the jokes not to be made. There's a difference here, and I hope you (and others) see it.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Having had the experience of being Homeless ,A diet is the last thing on your mind trust me.
    In my opinion a poor subject to joke about..

    There is not a single subject matter for comedy that does not have people who will find it objectionable for various reasons.

    This is my opinion and yes i do find it objectionable, Same as if i started a thread about Disabled people i would think this would be wrong also.
    Its not a funny subject again in my opinion!

    Unfortunately, it's impossible to joke about something and offend 0 people. This leaves us in a situation where in trying not to offend, all topics become off limits. So whose line do you honor and not cross it. If I honor your line, then the next, more restrictive person will expect their line to be honored, until we get to a point where every subject is off limits.

    Because of this there can be no lines. Nothing is off limits. You're free to go away, or comment, or start a debate or whatever. The only thing you can't do is insist that the joke can't be told.

    QFT
  • Katina3333
    Katina3333 Posts: 259 Member
    Mmmmm.... cheese paper! Yum :happy: Your neighbors still get the paper... what are they, 80?
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    The idea is to get our bodies back to a more 'Homeless state' like our Ancestors who were also homeless.

    Modern things like 'soap', 'deodorant', and 'shampoo' are destroying our bodies and making us fat.

    Hygeine plays a HUGE role in the Homeless Diet

    Fact. Traditionally they have been made from triglycerides which is comprised of oils and fats. And you know that's gotta be absorbed by the body increasing your body fat percent.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap

    Throwing out all my soap.

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  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    our local radio stations said the homeless diet means you eat off of $1.50 a day.... like cheap eggs, cheap bread, etc. they said nothing about eating paper

    But the paper is where you get all of the fiber!

    Fiber is great, but you can't JUST eat fiber. Where would you get your protein from?

    You can probably get fats just from smelling the McDonald's wrapper, though, I have to admit.

    TRUTH! I once gained ten pounds just picking up some micky D's for my hubby! Ugg!

    You're supposed to wait until you get home and share it with him ....