Homeless Diet?
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because homelessness is super funny....wait. No.0
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because homelessness is super funny....wait. No.
Woah . . calm down. This isn't meant to be funny and you only eat trash.
We don't eat actual homeless people.0 -
Most fast food joints have a grease pit outside that they empty the old fry grease into. If you can find this then you can pick out pieces of fries or even just add some grease to the paper to make it taste better. You can also use this grease for fuel to stay warm at night. Find one of these places for sure.
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because homelessness is super funny....wait. No.
ACTUAL homelessness isn't funny.
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because homelessness is super funny....wait. No.
Woah . . calm down. This isn't meant to be funny and you only eat trash.
We don't eat actual homeless people.
**No homeless people were harmed in the making of this thread**0 -
because homelessness is super funny....wait. No.
Woah . . calm down. This isn't meant to be funny and you only eat trash.
We don't eat actual homeless people.
'Twould solve Concrete's protein issue, though. Ethically, can you hunt your own meat, or is it preferable to scavenge?0 -
Just wait until week 3, the amount of cardio you do pan handling for change will easy burn enough calories to enjoy a double helping of warm beer breakfast... i lost 4 lbs that week.
*officially crying from laughter*0 -
This diet is BS.... I see a fat homeless woman everyday by Wall Street....0
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because homelessness is super funny....wait. No.
Woah . . calm down. This isn't meant to be funny and you only eat trash.
We don't eat actual homeless people.
oh crap. we don't...?.......0 -
The idea is to get our bodies back to a more 'Homeless state' like our Ancestors who were also homeless.
Modern things like 'soap', 'deodorant', and 'shampoo' are destroying our bodies and making us fat.
Hygeine plays a HUGE role in the Homeless Diet0 -
because homelessness is super funny....wait. No.
Woah . . calm down. This isn't meant to be funny and you only eat trash.
We don't eat actual homeless people.
oh crap. we don't...?.......
But then this is essentially a vegetarian diet. How do we get our protein??? :ohwell:0 -
Having had the experience of being Homeless ,A diet is the last thing on your mind trust me.
In my opinion a poor subject to joke about..0 -
Wet newspapers and McDonald's wrappers are not edible. You might want to find some common sense and not just listen to anything you hear. I'm pretty sure this is just a joke someone was trying to get you to believe.
Yes it is. Didn't you see that episode of "I Dream of Jeannie"?0 -
Ketchup packets is where it is at!!0
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The idea is to get our bodies back to a more 'Homeless state' like our Ancestors who were also homeless.
Modern things like 'soap', 'deodorant', and 'shampoo' are destroying our bodies and making us fat.
Hygeine plays a HUGE role in the Homeless Diet
Fact. Traditionally they have been made from triglycerides which is comprised of oils and fats. And you know that's gotta be absorbed by the body increasing your body fat percent.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap0 -
Ketchup packets is where it is at!!
Carbs, yeah!!
I hear mustard packets can kick-start your metabolisms.0 -
The idea is to get our bodies back to a more 'Homeless state' like our Ancestors who were also homeless.
Modern things like 'soap', 'deodorant', and 'shampoo' are destroying our bodies and making us fat.
Hygeine plays a HUGE role in the Homeless Diet
Fact. Traditionally they have been made from triglycerides which is comprised of oils and fats. And you know that's gotta be absorbed by the body increasing your body fat percent.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap
OMG. My whole life has been a lie!0 -
Having had the experience of being Homeless ,A diet is the last thing on your mind trust me.
In my opinion a poor subject to joke about..
There is not a single subject matter for comedy that does not have people who will find it objectionable for various reasons.0 -
lol0
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Having had the experience of being Homeless ,A diet is the last thing on your mind trust me.
In my opinion a poor subject to joke about..
There is not a single subject matter for comedy that does not have people who will find it objectionable for various reasons.
This is my opinion and yes i do find it objectionable, Same as if i started a thread about Disabled people i would think this would be wrong also.
Its not a funny subject again in my opinion!0 -
Newspaper provides added ruffiage and essential inks!!
(Bonus if you know what that's from!)0 -
Newspaper provides added ruffiage and essential inks!!
(Bonus if you know what that's from!)
Sounds like something Zoidberg would say0 -
Fact. Traditionally they have been made from triglycerides which is comprised of oils and fats. And you know that's gotta be absorbed by the body increasing your body fat percent.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap
Are you a scientist or something??0 -
Having had the experience of being Homeless ,A diet is the last thing on your mind trust me.
In my opinion a poor subject to joke about..
There is not a single subject matter for comedy that does not have people who will find it objectionable for various reasons.
This is my opinion and yes i do find it objectionable, Same as if i started a thread about Disabled people i would think this would be wrong also.
Its not a funny subject again in my opinion!
Unfortunately, it's impossible to joke about something and offend 0 people. This leaves us in a situation where in trying not to offend, all topics become off limits. So whose line do you honor and not cross it. If I honor your line, then the next, more restrictive person will expect their line to be honored, until we get to a point where every subject is off limits.
Because of this there can be no lines. Nothing is off limits. You're free to go away, or comment, or start a debate or whatever. The only thing you can't do is insist that the joke can't be told.0 -
This is my opinion and yes i do find it objectionable, Same as if i started a thread about Disabled people i would think this would be wrong also.
Its not a funny subject again in my opinion!
I take it the Homeless Disabled Diet would be off the table?0 -
Having had the experience of being Homeless ,A diet is the last thing on your mind trust me.
In my opinion a poor subject to joke about..
There is not a single subject matter for comedy that does not have people who will find it objectionable for various reasons.
This is my opinion and yes i do find it objectionable, Same as if i started a thread about Disabled people i would think this would be wrong also.
Its not a funny subject again in my opinion!
I think you missed the point of my post. For every subject matter, there is at least one person who will find it offensive. Do you believe that those jokes should not be made for that reason? If so, then all comedy would be off limits.
I'm not arguing that you do not believe this subject matter is funny. Sincerely, I believe you. I am arguing that I don't believe that should be a reason for the jokes not to be made. There's a difference here, and I hope you (and others) see it.0 -
Having had the experience of being Homeless ,A diet is the last thing on your mind trust me.
In my opinion a poor subject to joke about..
There is not a single subject matter for comedy that does not have people who will find it objectionable for various reasons.
This is my opinion and yes i do find it objectionable, Same as if i started a thread about Disabled people i would think this would be wrong also.
Its not a funny subject again in my opinion!
Unfortunately, it's impossible to joke about something and offend 0 people. This leaves us in a situation where in trying not to offend, all topics become off limits. So whose line do you honor and not cross it. If I honor your line, then the next, more restrictive person will expect their line to be honored, until we get to a point where every subject is off limits.
Because of this there can be no lines. Nothing is off limits. You're free to go away, or comment, or start a debate or whatever. The only thing you can't do is insist that the joke can't be told.
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Mmmmm.... cheese paper! Yum :happy: Your neighbors still get the paper... what are they, 80?0
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The idea is to get our bodies back to a more 'Homeless state' like our Ancestors who were also homeless.
Modern things like 'soap', 'deodorant', and 'shampoo' are destroying our bodies and making us fat.
Hygeine plays a HUGE role in the Homeless Diet
Fact. Traditionally they have been made from triglycerides which is comprised of oils and fats. And you know that's gotta be absorbed by the body increasing your body fat percent.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap
Throwing out all my soap.
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our local radio stations said the homeless diet means you eat off of $1.50 a day.... like cheap eggs, cheap bread, etc. they said nothing about eating paper
But the paper is where you get all of the fiber!
Fiber is great, but you can't JUST eat fiber. Where would you get your protein from?
You can probably get fats just from smelling the McDonald's wrapper, though, I have to admit.
TRUTH! I once gained ten pounds just picking up some micky D's for my hubby! Ugg!
You're supposed to wait until you get home and share it with him ....0
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