PLEASE ASSIST ME

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Hmmm. So your major area for concern appears to lie within the realms of consumption of items of calorific value in relation to mass and the resultant gravitational forces that may be applied should said mass increase. So first of all you need to apply the same principles used in calculating the mass of the earth to yourself, so try these simple steps, which show how to calculate the mass of the earth:

1. F = GmM/r2 = ma, where F is the gravitational force, G is the gravitational constant, M is the mass of the Earth, r is the radius of the Earth, and m is the mass of another object (near the surface of the Earth).

2. GM/r2= a (The m's canceled out.) Now solve for M, the mass of the Earth.

3. M = ar2/G, where a = 9.8m/sec2, r = 6.4 x 10 to the power of 6m, and G = 6.67 x 10-11m3/(kg sec2).

4. M = 9.8 x (6.4 x 106)2/(6.67 x 10-11) = 6.0 x 10 to the power of 24 kg

We know the mass of the Earth is 6.0 x 10 to the power of 24 kg.

Now application of these simple principles will allow you to calculate your own mass, density and gravitational pull and allow you to ascertain whether or not it will be prudent to consume back the calorific values consumed post aerobic or anaerobic exercise.

Logic will of course dictate that ante aerobic or anaerobic calorific intake to a significant quantity will be completely counter productive and as a result we will no more than mention this as being of the magnitude 'Critical' in error status.

I trust this will be of assistance to you and wish you all the greatest of success in your endeavors to reduce said mass and resultant gravitational influence upon your immediate environment.

Hmmm. So your major area for concern appears to lie within the realms of consumption of items of calorific value in relation to mass and the resultant gravitational forces that may be applied should said mass increase. So first of all you need to apply the same principles used in calculating the mass of the earth to yourself, so try these simple steps, which show how to calculate the mass of the earth:

1. F = GmM/r2 = ma, where F is the gravitational force, G is the gravitational constant, M is the mass of the Earth, r is the radius of the Earth, and m is the mass of another object (near the surface of the Earth).

2. GM/r2= a (The m's canceled out.) Now solve for M, the mass of the Earth.

3. M = ar2/G, where a = 9.8m/sec2, r = 6.4 x 10 to the power of 6m, and G = 6.67 x 10-11m3/(kg sec2).

4. M = 9.8 x (6.4 x 106)2/(6.67 x 10-11) = 6.0 x 10 to the power of 24 kg

We know the mass of the Earth is 6.0 x 10 to the power of 24 kg.

Now application of these simple principles will allow you to calculate your own mass, density and gravitational pull and allow you to ascertain whether or not it will be prudent to consume back the calorific values consumed post aerobic or anaerobic exercise.

Logic will of course dictate that ante aerobic or anaerobic calorific intake to a significant quantity will be completely counter productive and as a result we will no more than mention this as being of the magnitude 'Critical' in error status.

I trust this will be of assistance to you and wish you all the greatest of success in your endeavors to reduce said mass and resultant gravitational influence upon your immediate environment.

I bow...

The answer of course is 6 small meals and raspberry ketones. Don't eat after 7 pm. Stand on your head first thing in the morning whilst eating breakfast one. Stand on one leg juggling 6 bananas and a grapefruit for breakfast number 2. Lunch number one shouldn't contain any protein, fat, or carbohydrates and should be eaten on your roof while avoiding being spotted by black helicopters. Never eat lunch 2 without your tin foil hat, cuz calories will leak through your head through osmosis. Dinner 1 should always be eaten while under water and finally your last meal should be eaten while singing the entire sound track from the sound of music. I hope that clears everything up for you.

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