Why do we say we want to 'lose weight'

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  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    It's these types of things that keep me up at night.

    Tragic. Your husband needs to step it up.
    Interesting that you assume she's married. She's not.


    DID OUR MARRIAGE VOWS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU, WOMAN?!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CUT ME. YOU CUT ME DEEP.

    My state doesn't recognize same-sex marriage.

    Your state sucks.
  • Missjulesdid
    Missjulesdid Posts: 1,444 Member
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    From now on I'm BANISHING weight!

    Someone who lost a great deal of weight was telling me that whenever someone would ask him how much weight he lost.. he'd say "two pounds" If pressed further, he'd say "yeah, I can't figure out where those two pounds went... the other xx number of pounds I intentionally left at the gym, but those danged two pounds, I have no idea what happened to them"
  • randjonw
    randjonw Posts: 9
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    Well said. I try to rephrase what I say in my head to... I want to be fit and slim. I am on my way to being fit and slim, etc...
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    It's these types of things that keep me up at night.

    Tragic. Your husband needs to step it up.
    Interesting that you assume she's married. She's not.


    DID OUR MARRIAGE VOWS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU, WOMAN?!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CUT ME. YOU CUT ME DEEP.
    IT'S NOT LEGAL DAMMIT. And I'm not your husband. I TOLD YOU I WASN'T PLAYING THE BUTCH.

    FINE. We'll keep your husband around for the butch needed in our relationship. He already sleeps on the couch anyway.
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
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    It's these types of things that keep me up at night.

    Tragic. Your husband needs to step it up.
    Interesting that you assume she's married. She's not.


    DID OUR MARRIAGE VOWS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU, WOMAN?!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CUT ME. YOU CUT ME DEEP.

    My state doesn't recognize same-sex marriage.

    Your state sucks.

    Well that's why I'm in it. To change it from the inside out.
    We already have a gay mecca. We're getting there. It's just a matter of time.
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
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    And now we're nitpicking the phrasing. Great.

    WE SHOULD CALL IT "THE JOURNEY TO WEIGHT RELEASE"


    actually, there things that are lost that aren't recovered, and have no possibility of recovery. Lost means "gone" regardless of ability or desire to recover it. I have lost my hair. Is it coming back? No. I'm not even certain I would want it to.

    The term is fine. Loss, losing, lose, lost - none imply or infer any capacity for return.
    DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'. YOU'Z GONNA RELEEEEEEASE IT.

    We're still talking about releasing fat right?

    tenuously
    ... or strenuously...
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    One thing I do want to find? my mittens.


    because unless i do, i shall have no pie.

    The only mittens that I have are kitten mittens. Will they suffice?

    1248951765_kitten-mittens.gif

    perfect.


    i lol'd
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    It's these types of things that keep me up at night.

    Tragic. Your husband needs to step it up.
    Interesting that you assume she's married. She's not.

    I just assumed someone would snatch her up quickly.
    Good sense of humor + strong attitude + hot = ideal wife

    My bad.

    You said snatch
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
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    I am cutting..this sounds better right? It doesnt necessarily mean i want to attach/paste something back i guess
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    Doesn't that imply that we want to recover it.

    Um... no.
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
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    It's these types of things that keep me up at night.

    Tragic. Your husband needs to step it up.
    Interesting that you assume she's married. She's not.

    I just assumed someone would snatch her up quickly.
    Good sense of humor + strong attitude + hot = ideal wife

    My bad.

    You said snatch

    Don't try to use your jedi mind meld to figure out what I was thinking about when I ogled her profile.
  • PrimalPixie
    PrimalPixie Posts: 69 Member
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    One thing I do want to find? my mittens.


    because unless i do, i shall have no pie.
    hehehe.. Thanks for the laugh.
  • CupcakesAndRazorblades
    CupcakesAndRazorblades Posts: 227 Member
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    There have been a lot of things I've wanted to lose with no intention to find...
    1 wierdos following me late at night
    2 cops in the rearview
    3 that creeper ex boyfriend
    4 my virginity

    Yup, I'm good. No intentions of looking for any of them...
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
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    I want to get rid of mine permanently!:laugh:
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
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    There have been a lot of things I've wanted to lose with no intend to find...
    1 wierdos following me late at night
    2 cops in the rearview
    3 that creeper ex boyfriend
    4 my virginity

    Yup, I'm good. No intentions of looking for any of them...

    if you enjoy losing those things, just imagine how much you'd like losing them a second time!

    http://www.hymenshop.com/
    $30 and you get your virginity back non-surgically

    I'd post a picture of the product, but I'm on my best behavior today.
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
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    There have been a lot of things I've wanted to lose with no intention to find...
    1 wierdos following me late at night
    2 cops in the rearview
    3 that creeper ex boyfriend
    4 my virginity

    Yup, I'm good. No intentions of looking for any of them...

    if you have wierdos and creeper ex bfs following you,you might want to keep the cop around
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
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    There have been a lot of things I've wanted to lose with no intention to find...
    1 wierdos following me late at night
    2 cops in the rearview
    3 that creeper ex boyfriend
    4 my virginity

    Yup, I'm good. No intentions of looking for any of them...

    if you have wierdos and creeper ex bfs following you,you might want to keep the cop around

    Cops are the worst. I'm with NWA on this one.
  • CupcakesAndRazorblades
    CupcakesAndRazorblades Posts: 227 Member
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    if you enjoy losing those things, just imagine how much you'd like losing them a second time!

    http://www.hymenshop.com/
    $30 and you get your virginity back non-surgically

    I'd post a picture of the product, but I'm on my best behavior today.

    wow! Never knew that was even possible!!
  • CupcakesAndRazorblades
    CupcakesAndRazorblades Posts: 227 Member
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    if you have wierdos and creeper ex bfs following you,you might want to keep the cop around

    Good point unless the cop is an ex :)
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
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    if you enjoy losing those things, just imagine how much you'd like losing them a second time!

    http://www.hymenshop.com/
    $30 and you get your virginity back non-surgically

    I'd post a picture of the product, but I'm on my best behavior today.

    wow! Never knew that was even possible!!

    I use one every night. It's my thing. *shrugs*

    dont-cross-the-line_1_.jpg

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