Why do we say we want to 'lose weight'

It's these types of things that keep me up at night.

Tragic. Your husband needs to step it up.

Interesting that you assume she's married. She's not.

I just assumed someone would snatch her up quickly.
Good sense of humor + strong attitude + hot = ideal wife

My bad.

You said snatch

Don't try to use your jedi mind meld to figure out what I was thinking about when I ogled her profile.

There have been a lot of things I've wanted to lose with no intention to find...
1 wierdos following me late at night
2 cops in the rearview
3 that creeper ex boyfriend
4 my virginity

Yup, I'm good. No intentions of looking for any of them...

There have been a lot of things I've wanted to lose with no intend to find...
1 wierdos following me late at night
2 cops in the rearview
3 that creeper ex boyfriend
4 my virginity

Yup, I'm good. No intentions of looking for any of them...

if you enjoy losing those things, just imagine how much you'd like losing them a second time!

http://www.hymenshop.com/
$30 and you get your virginity back non-surgically

I'd post a picture of the product, but I'm on my best behavior today.

There have been a lot of things I've wanted to lose with no intention to find...
1 wierdos following me late at night
2 cops in the rearview
3 that creeper ex boyfriend
4 my virginity

Yup, I'm good. No intentions of looking for any of them...

if you have wierdos and creeper ex bfs following you,you might want to keep the cop around

Cops are the worst. I'm with NWA on this one.

if you have wierdos and creeper ex bfs following you,you might want to keep the cop around

Good point unless the cop is an ex