Need honest opinions on bikini!

ugly bikini on fabulous you.

your fabulous tan would go great with plain white,
and you've put too much effort into toning your butt to hide it in saggy bottoms.

The left picture on the wall is tilted too!

OMG this is SO my husband!

what bikini?

You look fantastic! The bikini isn't something I am a fan of though, perhaps if both top and bottom were patterned or solid... but they clash to me. Also perhaps tie the bikini a bit tighter and higher that might make it sag less and give the lifted waist line look. Bootie shorts are always an option too. But whatever makes you feel comfy is most important. Again, you look great!