Goodbye Moobs! Hope my gut is next...

I was sitting here surfing the MFP fora and looked down at my pecs. They appeared more defined than normal so I flexed them and tried to give them a jiggle. I normally get an initial jiggle followed by 1-2 smaller amplitude jiggles (classic 2nd order response to a dynamic input). This time, it was a first order response. I moved the skin and it returned to it's original position with no overshoot or rebound. There is still some fat under there, but I am going to give myself the benefit of the doubt and claim victory. Getting a first order response from an input should be the criteria for judging whether you have moobs or not.

Now if I can just get my gut there, I will be done.