Out of the mouths of babes!
This morning there were a bunch of super concerned faces on the staff of my 6 year old son's school. Lots of “Are you OK? Is there anything we can do?” this morning.. . I was confused. Here’s what THEY heard?
“My mom is losing her hair.”
Is she OK?
“No, she’s sick.”
Yeah… I throw my hair that falls out every damn day in the toilet. It’s normal. I shed like a dog. But my son normally doesn't see it, he just happened to last week. Then, I had strep and laid in bed for a couple of days. But as interpreted out of the mouths of babes… so funny!
“My mom is losing her hair.”
Is she OK?
“No, she’s sick.”
Yeah… I throw my hair that falls out every damn day in the toilet. It’s normal. I shed like a dog. But my son normally doesn't see it, he just happened to last week. Then, I had strep and laid in bed for a couple of days. But as interpreted out of the mouths of babes… so funny!
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LOL!
I shed like that too (happens when you eat at a deficit). I have to clean my brush every morning. I throw it in the garbage can, tho.0 -
You're the third person on my FL that has had Strep. Is it contagious?0
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my daughter is only 19 months old but that doesn't stop her from saying, "Ohhhhh *kitten*" at the end of every single episode of laughter that comes over her.0
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You're the third person on my FL that has had Strep. Is it contagious?
Yes... Since you're the 13th letter down on my FL, you should expect to start feeling like *kitten* in about 7 days
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hahaha oh kids are GREAT....
My daughter drew a picture at school one day of me taking a *kitten* and yelling for her to bring me toilet paper
hahahahahaha I asked her what the teacher said and she said she just laughed till her eyes watered - thankfully her teacher is only a few years older than me :laugh:0 -
I don't have anything embarrassing like that
but my b/f middle brother has a little girl and when she tries to say "Hi Ollie" (the puppy)
It sometimes sounds like " Hi Lolly".. it is really cute.
She also really likes to carry around the "Sh&t!" Button.
says a couple things " Now that's just horse sh&t"
"Bull Sh#T" etc...0 -
hahaha oh kids are GREAT....
My daughter drew a picture at school one day of me taking a *kitten* and yelling for her to bring me toilet paper
hahahahahaha I asked her what the teacher said and she said she just laughed till her eyes watered - thankfully her teacher is only a few years older than me :laugh:
LMAO Awesome! I asked my kid to bring me TP a couple weeks ago. He comes in with a four pack, EXASPERATED with me. "Just take all four, mom, you're ALWAYS running out!"0 -
Hahhahahahahahaah That s awesome!!!!!0
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You're the third person on my FL that has had Strep. Is it contagious?
Yes... Since you're the 13th letter down on my FL, you should expect to start feeling like *kitten* in about 7 days
That's cool. I've got my Strepsils ready. That's the cure, right?0 -
You're the third person on my FL that has had Strep. Is it contagious?
Yes... Since you're the 13th letter down on my FL, you should expect to start feeling like *kitten* in about 7 days
That's cool. I've got my Strepsils ready. That's the cure, right?
I had to google that, hooker *LOL*0 -
My 3 yo daughter got us good the other day. Her daddy was using "her bathroom" she stands at the door and asks
"Daddy, how do you do that? How you pee standing up? When I did that I peed all over the floor!"0 -
We were at a Girl Scout meeting with my daughter who's a kindergartener. They were talking about following rules and respecting people. The leader asked the girls what were some rules they had to follow and who they had to respect as authorities. This one shy little girl raises her hand and says in all seriousness, "You gotta slow down when you see a po-po around."0
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That's cute:)0
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My 3 yo daughter got us good the other day. Her daddy was using "her bathroom" she stands at the door and asks
"Daddy, how do you do that? How you pee standing up? When I did that I peed all over the floor!"
NICE!0 -
When my nephew was small he couldn't say Ice, he would say *kitten*. My sister brought him to my moms house and my mom asked him if he wanted something to drink and he said yes, but I would like a piece of *kitten* in it...lol So cute.0
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My daughter has always come up with stuff that makes us laugh - when she was three she told me she could not wait to grow up like me so she could use the remote and run the sweeper.
She showed me her teeth the other day (to have her brushing approved) and asked "do you think i will have any calories, Mamma?" i suppose she ment caveties 0 -
Last year I had breast reduction surgery. We told my daughter ahead of time, but explained that it wasn't something to be discussing with friends, etc. Well, I found out later that on the day of the surgery she announced to the entire 1st grade lunch table "my mommy is getting her boobies smaller today because they make her back hurt!". Oh well, so much for keeping it quiet. I certainly got a lot of stares the next time I volunteered in her classroom!0
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hahaha oh kids are GREAT....
My daughter drew a picture at school one day of me taking a *kitten* and yelling for her to bring me toilet paper
hahahahahaha I asked her what the teacher said and she said she just laughed till her eyes watered - thankfully her teacher is only a few years older than me :laugh:
Lol, tears are rolling down my face! You win! Thank you OP for this post! It is so cute!
My son loves frogs and when he says little frog it always sounds like he is saying WTF... Freaks us out every time lol. "Wittlefwog"0 -
LOL a few of my 7 year olds recent "funnies"
The first, totally related to this site:
My husband bumped someone he hadn't seen in a while the other day and commented to me that evening that he seems to be looking tired/sick and has lost some weight. My daughter who was in the room chirped up deadly serious "maybe he's been doing the 30 day shred" :laugh:
The other real funny she had was a few weeks back - we're walking to the train station on our way to school and she says "what kind of Spanish dog is Charlie?" (he's our whole families pet but lives with Grandad). Me: "why do you think he's Spanish?":huh:
Daughter: "Because he's Espanol" (he's a spaniel and she learns Spanish at school) :laugh:0 -
LOL a few of my 7 year olds recent "funnies"
The other real funny she had was a few weeks back - we're walking to the train station on our way to school and she says "what kind of Spanish dog is Charlie?" (he's our whole families pet but lives with Grandad). Me: "why do you think he's Spanish?":huh:
Daughter: "Because he's Espanol" (he's a spaniel and she learns Spanish at school) :laugh:
That's freaking adorable!!0 -
My 4 year old tosses a coin into a wishing fountain and before I could say " Don't tell me your wish or it won't come true" she blurts out...
"It's broken! I'm not a princess yet".
I say, trying to salvage her disappointment.
"You'll always be Papa's princess".
She says,
"It's not the same Papa".0 -
Aw, that is adorable! : )0
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Im laughing so hard Im crying, well my soon to be 3yr old daughter said as my husband and I were driving in the car and as my husband doesnt always think before he speaks yells at a guy in the car ahead of us and my lovley daughter says and I qoute ,hes ****ing stupid. in her cute little innocent voice ,.and she cant say clock so guess what that becomes ...ah the joys of parenthood now we have to pay moeny everytime one of us swears my husband owes more than me currently lol0
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