what are you paro about?
oX_Vanessa_Xo
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I'm pretty much paranoid about everything!
Let's see...
I won't let the stove element turn red because I'm scared of starting a fire.
When I turn off the light, I run up the stairs really fast because I'm scared something is gonna get me.
I always lock all my doors so someone doesnt bust in and shoot up the place.
I hate sitting in the dark so I always have a light on.
I constantly look out the shower when I'm showering and keep the door locked.
When I brush my teeth I always look in the mirror, seen too many movies when people come back up from spitting into the sink there is someone standing there.
If I hear a noise at night I CAN'T sleep until I go check it out, even tho it's most likely the cats effin around.
When I see cops outside with search lights on, I go back inside right away and lock my doors so who ever is running from the cops don't run to my house, this has only happened 2 times.
What are somethings you're paranoid about?
Let's see...
I won't let the stove element turn red because I'm scared of starting a fire.
When I turn off the light, I run up the stairs really fast because I'm scared something is gonna get me.
I always lock all my doors so someone doesnt bust in and shoot up the place.
I hate sitting in the dark so I always have a light on.
I constantly look out the shower when I'm showering and keep the door locked.
When I brush my teeth I always look in the mirror, seen too many movies when people come back up from spitting into the sink there is someone standing there.
If I hear a noise at night I CAN'T sleep until I go check it out, even tho it's most likely the cats effin around.
When I see cops outside with search lights on, I go back inside right away and lock my doors so who ever is running from the cops don't run to my house, this has only happened 2 times.
What are somethings you're paranoid about?
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Wow, your list is exactly what I would have posted with the exception of the cops with search lights because that hasn't happened around here.
I'll also add:
Having something in my teeth and nobody telling me
Unexpectedly starting my monthly friend while out somewhere wearing light clothing
Tripping up in front of a crowd
I always run upstairs really fast from the basement as if I'm being chased horror movie style
Being drugged while out for a drink
Being attacked by a dog while out walking
Forgetting to turn off the stove or my hair straightener0 -
Mustard.
For real. I have had anxiety attacks over mustard.0 -
In the living room we have a 55 inch lcd but in our bedroom we have a 55 inch projection. I always unplug it. Not just to save energy, but because recently around here there was a huge house fire because the tv started heating up and fell over and started a fire and burned the place down.0
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That's crazy my list is like this:
Starting fires hoping no one catches me.
Scaring people on stairs after they turn off the light, being paranoid if they catch me first.
Shooting up doors and breaking them down hoping noone will catch me.
Looking in peoples showers hoping they can't see me (that would really freak me out if they saw me)
Making random noises in the dark so I don't get scared when the light is off.0 -
That's crazy my list is like this:
Starting fires hoping no one catches me.
Scaring people on stairs after they turn off the light, being paranoid if they catch me first.
Shooting up doors and breaking them down hoping noone will catch me.
Looking in peoples showers hoping they can't see me (that would really freak me out if they saw me)
Making random noises in the dark so I don't get scared when the light is off.
Lmfao!0 -
I'm paranoid about being followed or watched when I'm walking or running. I check parked cars to make sure no one is hiding in them as I pass.
I also hate having strangers stand behind me and I don't like having my back to the center of the room or doorway. My friends usually let me pick my seat first if we go out for dinner, I'm weird about that too.0 -
I'm paranoid about being followed or watched when I'm walking or running. I check parked cars to make sure no one is hiding in them as I pass.
I also hate having strangers stand behind me and I don't like having my back to the center of the room or doorway. My friends usually let me pick my seat first if we go out for dinner, I'm weird about that too.
Yea I won't go for walks or jogs down trails... dammit I hate horror movies lol0 -
I get paranoid about being caught on MFP while at work.:ohwell:0
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My daughter being out of my site. Aliens.0
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I worry that the recent and disturbing trend of shortening words and ending them with an O for some reason is going to destroy our already crippled language.
Paro = paranoid
Defo = definitely
I must have missed the memaranoid.0 -
Mustard.
For real. I have had anxiety attacks over mustard.
Very smart. He will kill you in the library with a candle stick and not give it a second thought
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I'm paro of seeing dead people. Yep, that about covers it.0
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Mustard.
For real. I have had anxiety attacks over mustard.
Very smart. He will kill you in the library with a candle stick and not give it a second thought
Lmao! I know!0 -
Mustard.
For real. I have had anxiety attacks over mustard.
Very smart. He will kill you in the library with a candle stick and not give it a second thought
Lmao! I know!
Love it! now i want to play!0 -
When I flush the toilet at night, I have to get out of the bathroom and back into bed before it finishes flushing, or else the toilet monster will get me.
I hate looking in the mirror at night, I always imagine there's someone behind me in the reflection.
I can't sleep in a room with a TV screen facing me. Blame it on "The Ring".
I'm paranoid about getting stuck or getting clothing jammed or getting the backs of my shoes clipped in revolving doors. Seriously I hate them. I had to go through one TWICE on my wedding day. In heels and a long trained dress. I almost called off the wedding.0 -
I also forgot being paro about facing doors and closets when I go to bed, being a horror movie addict makes my mind wander to serial killers and paranormal things I don't want to see so I turn into the wall and cover my head leaving only a small space for breathing haha0
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When I brush my teeth I always look in the mirror, seen too many movies when people come back up from spitting into the sink there is someone standing there.
That's only if you say Candyman 3 times.0 -
Forgetting to turn off the stove or my hair straightener
I'm straight up OCD about turning off my straightener!
I'll also add making sure I set my alarm clock at night - I'll check it like 4 times to make sure I did it.0 -
I get paranoid about being caught on MFP while at work.:ohwell:
QFT and that's the extent of my paranoia.0 -
I can't say that I am paranoid about anything anymore. When I was younger though I was really scared of ghosts. I got a real big scare at a camp ground when I was younger (7 or 8 years old). I was the victim of a prank that went too far. For years after I needed to sleep with all the lights on, my head buried under the covers like an ostrich, and facing the wall. I was scared I would wake up to someone staring at me. I eventually grew out of it, but I still remember that fear.
I think if something like that happened today, parents would sue the campground for emotional damages.0 -
I'm paro about clowns coming to my house, tying me up, and trying to tickle me to death.0
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That my FL only keeps me around to laugh at me behind my back. It's double odd because I couldn't give a crap about what people I see every day think. I think the online thing only makes me more paranoid for some reason.0
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I think everyone I pass while walking on a dark street is a serial killer.
I refuse to sleep with my head near the door just in case someone decides to lop off my head.0 -
I am not paranoid about anything other than a clown sticking its head through the space between the floor and the stall door in public washrooms but honestly thats it.0
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I worry that the recent and disturbing trend of shortening words and ending them with an O for some reason is going to destroy our already crippled language.
Paro = paranoid
Defo = definitely
I must have missed the memaranoid.
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I'm scared of revolving doors too! People think it's weird, but I will avoid them at all costs. If I have to go through one, my boyfriend will stop it and hold it for a second just to freak me out. Not fun.I'm paranoid about getting stuck or getting clothing jammed or getting the backs of my shoes clipped in revolving doors. Seriously I hate them. I had to go through one TWICE on my wedding day. In heels and a long trained dress. I almost called off the wedding.0 -
Can't think of anything, the front door is always open, I have been known to go out and forget to lock it, I very rarely lock my car hahahaha my kids are allowed to go out and play, I had freedom so I think they should too, I might be different if I lived somewhere else but we live in a very safe area ????0
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I worry that the recent and disturbing trend of shortening words and ending them with an O for some reason is going to destroy our already crippled language.
Paro = paranoid
Defo = definitely
I must have missed the memaranoid.
This. Enough said.0 -
^^These and:
When I turn off the light, I run up the stairs really fast because I'm scared something is gonna get me.
I hate sitting in the dark so I always have a light on.
I sometimes jump in the bed right after turning out the light due to my fear as well!
Can't sleep when I hear a noise unless I check it out, I can usually tell when it is just my dog roaming the house.
I lock all my doors so no one comes in. (My old house was broken into and I couldn't sleep there unless I had scissors and a high heeled shoe next to my bed. The high heeled shoe is thanks to "Single White Female", remember that movie?0 -
This too. :laugh:I get paranoid about being caught on MFP while at work.:ohwell:0
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