Polio Diet???

BurtHuttz
BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
I've heard a lot of peopel at crossfit talking about the polio diet where I guess you only eat what people who have polio eat?

Does anyone know hwat people with polio eat? I really want to be a part of the crossfit crew.
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  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    cross fitters are a cult. You do not want to be part of that.

    Plus, they don't eat what polio sufferers eat. They eat polio sufferers.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    OH! It was polo? I thought it was polio, or paleo, or something. I guess polo makes more sense. Do they sells thoses in US? I have not seen them.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    OH! It was polo? I thought it was polio, or paleo, or something. I guess polo makes more sense. Do they sells thoses in US? I have not seen them.

    Any food product with a hole in the middle is suitable.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    My guess is they were talking about eating paleo.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    cross fitters are a cult. You do not want to be part of that.

    Plus, they don't eat what polio sufferers eat. They eat polio sufferers.

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  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    My guess is they were talking about eating paleo.

    Is that like a meal plane like weight watchers or shakeology? because I can't afford those things and I don't want polio.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    My guess is they were talking about eating paleo.

    Is that like a meal plane like weight watchers or shakeology? because I can't afford those things and I don't want polio.

    They still mean polos. They eat pale Os. Geddit?

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  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    My guess is they were talking about eating paleo.

    Is that like a meal plane like weight watchers or shakeology? because I can't afford those things and I don't want polio.

    They still mean polos. They eat pale Os. Geddit?

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    :laugh:
  • RiesigJay
    RiesigJay Posts: 151 Member
    Any food product with a hole in the middle is suitable.

    Doughnuts....

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  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    My guess is they were talking about eating paleo.

    Is that like a meal plane like weight watchers or shakeology? because I can't afford those things and I don't want polio.

    They still mean polos. They eat pale Os. Geddit?


    you keep mentioning these things. Are you trying to sell me a product?
  • iWillGetCrowSomeday
    iWillGetCrowSomeday Posts: 311 Member
    oh my god. best thread ever.

    screw polio diet. rabies diet is where it's at. you get to hallucinate in the end. so freakin cool.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    My guess is they were talking about eating paleo.

    Is that like a meal plane like weight watchers or shakeology? because I can't afford those things and I don't want polio.

    They still mean polos. They eat pale Os. Geddit?


    you keep mentioning these things. Are you trying to sell me a product?

    *runs away*
  • Ready2Rock206
    Ready2Rock206 Posts: 9,487 Member
    Any food product with a hole in the middle is suitable.

    Doughnuts....

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    heck yes - sign me up for the donut diet - as long as I won't get polio
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    OP, I can't get past your atrocious spelling. Sorry, can't help you.
  • 01wildlife
    01wildlife Posts: 2
    Google the Paleo diet, looks to have great nutrional meals cutting the grains/carbs out of diet and gets rid of the toxins...organic eating...
  • ironmonkeystyle
    ironmonkeystyle Posts: 834 Member
    It was definitely "polio." The "paleo" diet is based on eating only things that don't have any cardboard in them because cavemen used spears, and didn't eat things found in cardboard. It's a serious low-cardboard diet. it's a silly fad. The polio diet on the other hand is for real. People with polio would traditionally be fed a strict diet of cheesecake and gravy. But they have to be eaten together between 5:00 am and 7:00 am. Then you put your body into a state of poliosis, by eating raw fruits and vegetables until 1:00 am the next morning, at which point you should gorge yourself on lychee and sriracha sauce. There is a new paper out in Nutritional Science Quarterly about it. It works great and all the legit cross-fit guys and gals are into it.
  • sdokeefe
    sdokeefe Posts: 29
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  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    It was definitely "polio." The "paleo" diet is based on eating only things that don't have any cardboard in them because cavemen used spears, and didn't eat things found in cardboard. It's a serious low-cardboard diet. it's a silly fad. The polio diet on the other hand is for real. People with polio would traditionally be fed a strict diet of cheesecake and gravy. But they have to be eaten together between 5:00 am and 7:00 am. Then you put your body into a state of poliosis, by eating raw fruits and vegetables until 1:00 am the next morning, at which point you should gorge yourself on lychee and sriracha sauce. There is a new paper out in Nutritional Science Quarterly about it. It works great and all the legit cross-fit guys and gals are into it.

    thank you FINALLY for some help. this is science, thanks.
  • Matt24442
    Matt24442 Posts: 324
    OP, I can't get past your atrocious spelling. Sorry, can't help you.

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  • ironmonkeystyle
    ironmonkeystyle Posts: 834 Member
    It was definitely "polio." The "paleo" diet is based on eating only things that don't have any cardboard in them because cavemen used spears, and didn't eat things found in cardboard. It's a serious low-cardboard diet. it's a silly fad. The polio diet on the other hand is for real. People with polio would traditionally be fed a strict diet of cheesecake and gravy. But they have to be eaten together between 5:00 am and 7:00 am. Then you put your body into a state of poliosis, by eating raw fruits and vegetables until 1:00 am the next morning, at which point you should gorge yourself on lychee and sriracha sauce. There is a new paper out in Nutritional Science Quarterly about it. It works great and all the legit cross-fit guys and gals are into it.

    thank you FINALLY for some help. this is science, thanks.

    You're welcome. A lot of people don't know about it yet, so I'm not surprised. You'll probably hear about it soon though. There are going to be Polio Diet specific shakes and bars that will come out in a few months.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Stop saying "cross"!!!

    Take your religion elsewhere!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Google the Paleo diet, looks to have great nutrional meals cutting the grains/carbs out of diet and gets rid of the toxins...organic eating...

    What toxins would that be that your body doesn't get rid of?
  • GeekAmour
    GeekAmour Posts: 262
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  • cheyennekl
    cheyennekl Posts: 90 Member
    Can't pick just one comment to quote as my favourite, I love them all equally ..... :love:
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    My guess is they were talking about eating paleo.

    Is that like a meal plane like weight watchers or shakeology? because I can't afford those things and I don't want polio.

    They still mean polos. They eat pale Os. Geddit?

    That's my kind of eating
  • iWillGetCrowSomeday
    iWillGetCrowSomeday Posts: 311 Member
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    Oh god. I thought there were only two Olsen twins. There's more?
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I crossfit. At the club I do both golf and polo. I don't know what your talking about polio though. I did have a wicked pony goal last weekend. Does this count?

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  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    OMG
  • GeekAmour
    GeekAmour Posts: 262
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    Oh god. I thought there were only two Olsen twins. There's more?

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