Polio Diet???

cross fitters are a cult. You do not want to be part of that.

Plus, they don't eat what polio sufferers eat. They eat polio sufferers.

My guess is they were talking about eating paleo.

My guess is they were talking about eating paleo.

Is that like a meal plane like weight watchers or shakeology? because I can't afford those things and I don't want polio.

They still mean polos. They eat pale Os. Geddit?

:laugh:

My guess is they were talking about eating paleo.

Is that like a meal plane like weight watchers or shakeology? because I can't afford those things and I don't want polio.

They still mean polos. They eat pale Os. Geddit?

you keep mentioning these things. Are you trying to sell me a product?

My guess is they were talking about eating paleo.

Is that like a meal plane like weight watchers or shakeology? because I can't afford those things and I don't want polio.

They still mean polos. They eat pale Os. Geddit?

you keep mentioning these things. Are you trying to sell me a product?

*runs away*

OP, I can't get past your atrocious spelling. Sorry, can't help you.

It was definitely "polio." The "paleo" diet is based on eating only things that don't have any cardboard in them because cavemen used spears, and didn't eat things found in cardboard. It's a serious low-cardboard diet. it's a silly fad. The polio diet on the other hand is for real. People with polio would traditionally be fed a strict diet of cheesecake and gravy. But they have to be eaten together between 5:00 am and 7:00 am. Then you put your body into a state of poliosis, by eating raw fruits and vegetables until 1:00 am the next morning, at which point you should gorge yourself on lychee and sriracha sauce. There is a new paper out in Nutritional Science Quarterly about it. It works great and all the legit cross-fit guys and gals are into it.

It was definitely "polio." The "paleo" diet is based on eating only things that don't have any cardboard in them because cavemen used spears, and didn't eat things found in cardboard. It's a serious low-cardboard diet. it's a silly fad. The polio diet on the other hand is for real. People with polio would traditionally be fed a strict diet of cheesecake and gravy. But they have to be eaten together between 5:00 am and 7:00 am. Then you put your body into a state of poliosis, by eating raw fruits and vegetables until 1:00 am the next morning, at which point you should gorge yourself on lychee and sriracha sauce. There is a new paper out in Nutritional Science Quarterly about it. It works great and all the legit cross-fit guys and gals are into it.

thank you FINALLY for some help. this is science, thanks.

You're welcome. A lot of people don't know about it yet, so I'm not surprised. You'll probably hear about it soon though. There are going to be Polio Diet specific shakes and bars that will come out in a few months.

Google the Paleo diet, looks to have great nutrional meals cutting the grains/carbs out of diet and gets rid of the toxins...organic eating...

What toxins would that be that your body doesn't get rid of?

Can't pick just one comment to quote as my favourite, I love them all equally .....

Oh god. I thought there were only two Olsen twins. There's more?

OMG