What's missing from this SPAM?

ninerbuff
ninerbuff Posts: 49,060 Member
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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    A little tomato jam to go with the eggs. Yum.
  • Vailara
    Vailara Posts: 2,475 Member
    Branston pickle
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    A trash bag?

    Mwahahaha, I'm a spam hater and I'm not gonna stop the hate.
  • ron2e
    ron2e Posts: 606
    Some batter to make it a spam fritter.
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    There needs to be MORE of it. :)
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    rice

    or the Holy Grail
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,060 Member
    A trash bag?

    Mwahahaha, I'm a spam hater and I'm not gonna stop the hate.
    Spam is it's own food group.:laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Sqeekyjojo
    Sqeekyjojo Posts: 704 Member
    [barf]

    That stuff used to be served for school dinners when I was about 9. If you weren't careful, the slabs of reconstituted meat slurry would slide off your plate on the layer of grease they left on everything they touched. Unfortunately, if you let this happen, the Evil Dinnerlady would shout at you and then drag you back to get a plateful of the oil and leftover scraps from the bottom of the serving tin.

    Even so, I never ate it. I knew that, by ten to one, shed have to let me out even if I hadn't eaten it, because registration was at one and they would need the hall for PE. I made that woman so angry, she would screech about starving children and how she ate the stuff every week without fail, as did her daughter (who incidentally weighed about 160lbs at the age of 9).

    She dropped dead of a heart attack at the age of 47.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    Silly question! Bacon, it is essential to have bacon with spam (and just about everything else)
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,060 Member
    [barf]

    That stuff used to be served for school dinners when I was about 9. If you weren't careful, the slabs of reconstituted meat slurry would slide off your plate on the layer of grease they left on everything they touched. Unfortunately, if you let this happen, the Evil Dinnerlady would shout at you and then drag you back to get a plateful of the oil and leftover scraps from the bottom of the serving tin.

    Even so, I never ate it. I knew that, by ten to one, shed have to let me out even if I hadn't eaten it, because registration was at one and they would need the hall for PE. I made that woman so angry, she would screech about starving children and how she ate the stuff every week without fail, as did her daughter (who incidentally weighed about 160lbs at the age of 9).

    She dropped dead of a heart attack at the age of 47.
    That's funny most every one in my family eats it and are past age 47. My mom at 87. And my DD eats it at age 9 and weighs 53lbs.
    You must have had it cooked wrong.:laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • scot1026
    scot1026 Posts: 43
    my knife & fork. yummmmmmm
  • QueenGyn
    QueenGyn Posts: 106
    Bacon and Rice :flowerforyou:

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