The Jerry Springer thread

btoeps74
btoeps74 Posts: 167 Member
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It seems like posting drama on here has been the norm lately, so with that post your drama here and we cal all chant "Jerry..Jerry...Jery".

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  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Ive been Pming dirty with this guy and now i am having his blue eyed baby.
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
    Ive been Pming dirty with this guy and now i am having his blue eyed baby.

    Holy *kitten*! You're cheating on me????? I thought it was mine! :sad: :sad: :sad:

    :laugh:
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Ive been Pming dirty with this guy and now i am having his blue eyed baby.

    Holy *kitten*! You're cheating on me????? I thought it was mine! :sad: :sad: :sad:

    :laugh:

    Quite a few people actually.....
  • btoeps74
    btoeps74 Posts: 167 Member
    Jerry Jerry!! Now lets see a cat fight lol
  • BernardPumpkin
    BernardPumpkin Posts: 86
    @btoe u r hot :)
  • abvickrey
    abvickrey Posts: 76 Member
    JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! I've always wanted to chant that...
  • RhineDHP
    RhineDHP Posts: 1,025 Member
    Cue "Jerry Springer" song by Weird Al.




    Its been one week since we got to see, cheatin lovers and cousins that marry
    Five days since they had the show with the hermaphrodite, the sl*t and the crack ho

    Yesterday it had occurred to me that I've been watching a bit too much Jerry Springer..
  • btoeps74
    btoeps74 Posts: 167 Member
    @btoe u r hot :)

    Aww shuksh lol
  • sarahtonin015
    sarahtonin015 Posts: 193
    i be a 38-year-old strippa, n i came on herr 2 tell my man dat i been chea'in on him wiff the bouncers at ma work AND another strippa. 1 of da bouncer be his brother - the odder strippa is liek his mom or sum shyt .. ?
  • btoeps74
    btoeps74 Posts: 167 Member
    Mah sista cheated on me with my otha brotha :(
  • SF2514
    SF2514 Posts: 794 Member
    *flashes* I just want my beads...

    edit: I'm also in love with my transvestite brother-in-law =).
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    My husband keeps stealing my pain pills and lying about it!
  • jackiecamarena
    jackiecamarena Posts: 290 Member
    *flashes* I just want my beads...

    :love:
  • __stacyb
    __stacyb Posts: 306
    My husband keeps stealing my pain pills and lying about it!
    they're really for his girlfriend
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    My husband keeps stealing my pain pills and lying about it!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Whierd, I couldn't even respond to that thread...my response was definitely strike-worthy.

    Also, how in the h*ll is Jerry Springer still on TV? Oh, that's right...we are a nation that watches shows about something called "Honey Boo Boo."
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    What would happen if I gave my number to the cute boy from class that is really funny? My husband works really while I raise our child. We are like best friends. But this guy from class...there is something about him! He is 18 and in a band! He keeps asking me "I can't get your number so we can text?" but he doesn't understand my situation.
  • PeanutButterLuver
    PeanutButterLuver Posts: 910
    Heyyy!! I read that one today. Lol
  • btoeps74
    btoeps74 Posts: 167 Member
    What would happen if I gave my number to the cute boy from class that is really funny? My husband works really while I raise our child. We are like best friends. But this guy from class...there is something about him! He is 18 and in a band! He keeps asking me "I can't get your number so we can text?" but he doesn't understand my situation.

    This and the other one you referenced were the motivating factors for this post lol
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I just pooped!
  • GlitterMamma11
    GlitterMamma11 Posts: 143 Member
    I just pooped!

    Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    you rang?

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