Why doesn't cabbage taste like chocolate?

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
in Food and Nutrition
I mean... clearly, cauliflower tastes like potatoes. Spinach & mushrooms taste like pizza. Chicken tastes like Waffles. But why doesn't my cabbage taste like chocolate?

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  • Zilla100
    Zilla100 Posts: 139 Member
    Because then we would have to be fighting the bunnyrabbits for a Snickers bar.
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    My 'cabbage' taste like balls.

    Chocolate balls.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    carrots taste like cheese dip.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Because then we would have to be fighting the bunnyrabbits for a Snickers bar.

    Valid point... And I've lost to a bunny before. It wasn't pretty.

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  • crzyone
    crzyone Posts: 872 Member
    Cauliflower also tastes like pizza crust and oatmeal.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Because corned beef and chocolate sounds sh!tty?
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    Hmmmm.....the thought of putting chocolate in my salad is "interesting"....

    BRB...ima have to try this!
  • BeinAwesome247
    BeinAwesome247 Posts: 257 Member
    Hmmmm.....the thought of putting chocolate in my salad is "interesting"....

    BRB...ima have to try this!

    man I love chocolate but kinda gagged a little haha unless it's a fruit salad - gotta specify these things

    Now, cheese and dark chocolate are good....
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Mushrooms are awesome.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    You must be eating the wrong cabbage.

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  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    Chick peas taste like cookie dough.
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    My cabbage usually tastes like feet...I must be doing something wrong.
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    Black beans taste like brownies. Maybe you should switch. ;D
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    can you add black beans to the cabbage? I'm sure it would taste like a snickers then.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    cardboard tastes like caesar salad. true story.
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    Some of the Nutrisystems entrees..... Like Ceasars Dog Food For Humans... Some was pretty good thou. :smile:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Because then we would have to be fighting the bunnyrabbits for a Snickers bar.

    Valid point... And I've lost to a bunny before. It wasn't pretty.

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    This is why I love you! :love: :smooched:
  • dare2love81
    dare2love81 Posts: 928 Member
    My 'cabbage' taste like balls.

    Chocolate balls.

    *snickersnort* Love this.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Yiou must be a supertaster or something. Because it *does* taste like chocolate to most people.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    My cabbage usually tastes like feet...I must be doing something wrong.

    I'm more concerned about how you know what feet taste like....
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    My 'cabbage' taste like balls.

    Chocolate balls.

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  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    My 'cabbage' taste like balls.

    Chocolate balls.

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    Chocolate salty balls, mmmm. <3
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    there are similarities,,
  • Liatush
    Liatush Posts: 627 Member
    I mean... clearly, cauliflower tastes like potatoes. Spinach & mushrooms taste like pizza. Chicken tastes like Waffles. But why doesn't my cabbage taste like chocolate?

    I think you forgot to dip the leaves - it's all about how you prepare it.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    My 'cabbage' taste like balls.

    Chocolate balls.

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    *swoon*
  • Liatush
    Liatush Posts: 627 Member
    Because corned beef and chocolate sounds sh!tty?

    Corned beef and *kitten* sound sh!tty... chocolate goes with everything.
  • Zoejohnse91
    Zoejohnse91 Posts: 227 Member
    Because corned beef and chocolate sounds sh!tty?

    ^^^
    :laugh:
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    I LOVE cabbage!
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    You're eating the wrong cabbage!

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  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    My cabbage usually tastes like feet...I must be doing something wrong.

    I'm more concerned about how you know what feet taste like....

    We all have our quirks.

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