OFFICIAL WHINING THREAD

FunnyGirl613
FunnyGirl613 Posts: 151 Member
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I feel like whining.

I want to be able to eat what ever I want, in what ever quantities I want, do no exercise, and still magically lose weight.

Please make this happen.

That is all.

Thank you.

Replies

  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    I want everyone on forums to use good manners, good grammar, good spelling, and stop asking "Do you think he likes me?"

    Whining over, you are free to move about the cabin.
  • LaurySch
    LaurySch Posts: 277 Member
    Official '*****' thread?

    Okay, I'll hang out for a minute - I wish I was wired to only have a taste of something and be satisfied instead of making a pig of myself. I wish people would grab a sense of humour or if you don't understand something just let it go instead of always being 'right'.

    Thanks! I needed that, back to the real world for a while!
  • bellanoelle
    bellanoelle Posts: 105 Member
    I wish people would do their job, I wish they would follow through with committments, and I wish my head would stop hurting at work.

    Enough said.....
  • redhead1910
    redhead1910 Posts: 304 Member
    I wish I didn't have to work and I could spend my days travelling the world and not worrying about rent and school.
  • cebiginalaska
    cebiginalaska Posts: 280 Member
    Why does English have to be so hard? Damn you college why you gotta me make take it? I already speak Engrish.
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  • bonitacash08
    bonitacash08 Posts: 378 Member
    Why can't being fit be natural instead of work?
    Why can't you eat just one? Why is Lays proud of that?
    Why do my pants leave a dent in my belly after I sit for a while?
    Why can't I stay home and paint for a living?
    Why do I feel like I'm going to DIE by walking up the stairs?

    Why don't you love me?????
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    When you want to LOSE weight, why do you say LOOSE weight! ARRGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • LaurySch
    LaurySch Posts: 277 Member
    okay, had to come back to complain about cebiginalaska...

    Now I REALLY want to try me some Spicy Grandma.
  • wanttoloseweight4
    wanttoloseweight4 Posts: 253
    i wish i could eat chocolate all day and get skinny!
  • Mmmmona
    Mmmmona Posts: 328 Member
    I want my neighbors to keep their stupid brain dead loud mouthed dog out of my yard because if I catch it on my property again, I will take it to the spca and they can pick it up and pay the 700 dollar fine!!!!!
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    MY LEMONS ARE MOLDY AND IN THE GARBAGE !!!!
  • Msmechanic58
    Msmechanic58 Posts: 2
    My knees hurt and I want to cry. BLAH!
  • Minerva624
    Minerva624 Posts: 577 Member
    I wish I could have a normal sleep schedule instead of staying up all night and wasting my days away.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    I hurt all over and I want to eat mountains of chocolate and drink gallons of margaritas and I want to look like Megan Fox and I should have been the one to win the frickin' Powerball!

    :sad:
  • bonniecarbs
    bonniecarbs Posts: 446 Member
    I wish I could dance like nobody was watching, but my knees won't let me. I wish I could eat peanut butter all day. I wish I didn't have to change my eating habits just to lose one-quarter pound a month. But at least I feel 99% better!
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    I'm tired of constantly having to deal with the fact that everyone I know has more money than I do. I just wanna go shopping and buy all the things. :(

    It's a hard knock life for me.
  • rebbylicious
    rebbylicious Posts: 621 Member
    The dog dug up the body and now I fear I will be arrested... dammit!
  • Willowana
    Willowana Posts: 493 Member
    Huge budget cuts at work and no one's safe. You couldn't scrape the morale off the floor with a spatula around there. It's got me bummed and worried.

    My weight has spent the last two weeks fluctuating between a 2 lbs. difference and won't make up it's damn mind which way it wants to go. Just staying on track and waiting it out.

    I really wish someone would come out with caffeinated water. I could use some Aquafina Xtreme right about now.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    I want to live in a magical land of talking cupcakes, pudding waterfalls and nuts. Lots and lots of salty nuts.
  • rebbylicious
    rebbylicious Posts: 621 Member
    The dog dug up the body and now I fear I will be arrested... dammit!

    rigor has set in and it's starting to reek up the 'hood"
  • chikoboo
    chikoboo Posts: 18
    Why can't I have 3 wishes
    1 - To win just enough to pay debts, move back home to the UK and buy a house with
    2 - To be blessed with a high metabolism so I can eat what I want, when I want without guilt or exercise
    3 - To get rid of this hacking cough and speak like a girl again not this gruff guy who has invaded my voicbox
    Why???
  • capriqueen
    capriqueen Posts: 976 Member
    Why couldn't I have been accepted into the grad school I wanted?
    Why can't I be the pretty girl?
    Whine muted.
  • JeepBaja
    JeepBaja Posts: 1,824 Member
    This thread is not very interesting. Can't you make this better?
  • FunnyGirl613
    FunnyGirl613 Posts: 151 Member
    This thread is not very interesting. Can't you make this better?
    ^^^^^
    WINS

    Why can't I be as witty as you are?

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