Help eating fitbit calories

My fitbit wasn't giving me as many calories as I wanted, so I taped it to the washing machine and put it on the spin cycle for several hours. Now I have 45000 extra calories and I can't eat them all today! I tried... I ate half a cucumber and was already stuffed. I don't want to go into starvation mode from not eating back my calories!!! What else can I eat? And how do you get calories from your fitbit when you're hungry?