SuperMaxAsstasticBroteinProPerformancePowerTeanX

BeachIron
BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
The new and improved version in Orange Cream Butternut Cinnamon Honey Brown Sugar flavor. Not that old junk. Has anyone tried this? Does it really rev up your workouts to surprising new levels and help you bust through plateaus and scare away the competition? Just curious.
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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I take it.

    That's why I am not scared of you.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    I hear it give you gas, especially when doing squats.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I take it.

    That's why I am not scared of you.

    Does it really power your workouts and make you feel like an all-powerful godlike Roman soldier? Do the ladies cling to you like coyotes on a dead rabbit?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I take it.

    That's why I am not scared of you.

    Does it really power your workouts and make you feel like an all-powerful godlike Roman soldier? Do the ladies cling to you like coyotes on a dead rabbit?

    For sure.
    Worth the money
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    It makes me want to dance.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    why isnt this in the food database?
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    Too much brotein will make my uterus fall out.
  • SyntonicGarden
    SyntonicGarden Posts: 944 Member
    I make a cauliflower substitute for that. It's REALLY good and tastes like the real thing!!! I'll send you the recipe.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    why isnt this in the food database?

    It's a GMO hormone injected conspiracy 'cause they don't want to share the awesomeness with just anybody
  • Ashwee87
    Ashwee87 Posts: 695 Member
    I took it. Once.

    Made me feel like a jack rabbit on crack being chased by a methed out coyote in the middle of a desert. Talk about getting some cardio in! I ran for 5 days and couldn't stop. I also have this permanent lisp since my experience. Not sure if it is related to the SuperMaxAsstasticBroteinProPerformancePowerTeanX, or the weird toad I ate off the side of a tree....
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Used it.


    My ovaries turned into testicles. On the plus side, the increased testosterone makes all the bros jealous of muh gainz.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Yeah I take it. Got a problem with that?!? Come at me bro! I aint scurrd a U!!!
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Used it.


    My ovaries turned into testicles. On the plus side, the increased testosterone makes all the bros jealous of muh gainz.

    it just made me want secksy time.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Used it.


    My ovaries turned into testicles. On the plus side, the increased testosterone makes all the bros jealous of muh gainz.

    it just made me want secksy time.

    Hi Jules
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Used it.


    My ovaries turned into testicles. On the plus side, the increased testosterone makes all the bros jealous of muh gainz.

    it just made me want secksy time.

    Wear that outfit and I'll make secksy time with you!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Yeah I take it. Got a problem with that?!? Come at me bro! I aint scurrd a U!!!

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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Used it.


    My ovaries turned into testicles. On the plus side, the increased testosterone makes all the bros jealous of muh gainz.

    it just made me want secksy time.

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  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    I've heard it can give you SUPER ABS...but it requires a black trash bag and a little running as well.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    This was me at my last competition after using SuperMaxAsstasticBroteinProPerformancePowerTeanX
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    My mom was so proud I got ice cream afterward. Thanks SuperMaxAsstasticBroteinProPerformancePowerTeanX!
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    This was me at my last competition after using SuperMaxAsstasticBroteinProPerformancePowerTeanX
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    My mom was so proud I got ice cream afterward. Thanks SuperMaxAsstasticBroteinProPerformancePowerTeanX!

    dawwwwww
  • nickiog
    nickiog Posts: 187 Member
    psh thats noob stuff....do you even lift bro?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Before I took SuperMaxAsstasticBroteinProPerformancePowerTeanX, I was already awesome...

    ...but after taking SuperMaxAsstasticBroteinProPerformancePowerTeanX, I'm even awesomer!

    Thank you SuperMaxAsstasticBroteinProPerformancePowerTeanX!!
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    why isnt this in the food database?

    no one can spell it

    mind you, that's never stopped anyone before...
  • katy_trail
    katy_trail Posts: 1,992 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: i needed this
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    SuperMaxAsstasticBroteinProPerformancePowerTeanX

    what I got from this~ *kitten*-bro, tean power
    I feel like Im watching a train wreck
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    why isnt this in the food database?

    no one can spell it

    mind you, that's never stopped anyone before...

    Wut r u tlkn bout? Wez spel reel gud.
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    why isnt this in the food database?

    no one can spell it

    mind you, that's never stopped anyone before...

    Wut r u tlkn bout? Wez spel reel gud.

    I tried to add it to the food database...but MFP won't let a single serving of an item with more than 999g of super mass building protein in a recipe....FML
  • steveinct
    steveinct Posts: 140 Member
    I don't think the new formulation of SuperMaxAsstasticBroteinProPerformancePowerTeanX works nearly as well. The original was much better but apparently a few hundred people died so they reformulated it. I mean really, that many people probably would have died anyway. I am pissed.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    I used it once and it gave me mind powers, I can bench press my house, I sprouted a unicorn horn and wings, and my dog that died when I was four just came back from the dead!

    Results may vary.
  • RoseTears143
    RoseTears143 Posts: 1,121 Member
    Too much brotein will make my uterus fall out.

    ^^ this. I've heard it does crazy things to the ovaries too. O_o