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    Need Jokes!

    Posts: 219 Member
    edited January 25 in Chit-Chat
    Favorite clean joke - What do you call 100 rabbits in a line walking backwards?












    A receding hare line.
    What's your favorite corny joke?

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      :laugh: That's great. I'm telling everyone this at work today. Thanks!
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