I'm a traitor

Lift_This_
Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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We ran out of mayonnaise in the house....all that was around was miracle whip....i have always hated miracle whip.... i tried some....i am now a miracle whip fan.

hangs head in shame.
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  • missshyeviolett
    missshyeviolett Posts: 310 Member
    My favorite tuna noodle salad is made with MW. I'm not hatin'!
  • moondawg14
    moondawg14 Posts: 249 Member
    Welcome to the dark side. Mayo is for old ladies!
  • BleedsCoffee
    BleedsCoffee Posts: 247 Member
    I think the right thing to do in this situation is to sit down with your regular mayonnaise and let them know what happened and how you feel about Miracle Whip.
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    Miracle Whip is the slow, sad step brother of Hellman's. For shame!

    ;)
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I'm really concerned with how the mustard feels right now. So sad. :sad:
  • Kilokata
    Kilokata Posts: 111
    Miracle Whip is the slow, sad step brother of Hellman's. For shame!

    ;)

    Couldn't agree more.

    MW just makes everything taste funny. Blech.
  • Refr_Quicksilver
    Refr_Quicksilver Posts: 44
    Hey now.. Dont be ashamed of the MW.....

    Stand tall... be proud...
    go get your self the I <3 Miracle Whip T-shirt...
    Come out of the mayonaisse closet...
    I hear a lot of the guys in professional sports are doing this too..

    BE PROUD!!!!
  • danamariers
    danamariers Posts: 155 Member
    Geeze I don't want to know what that makes me. I like both mayo and MW- and will buy whatever is the best BANG for my buck...

    I'm such a condiment tease...
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    I think the right thing to do in this situation is to sit down with your regular mayonnaise and let them know what happened and how you feel about Miracle Whip.

    that. was. EPIC.
  • Refr_Quicksilver
    Refr_Quicksilver Posts: 44
    Oh, and one more thing.. I absolutely am in Love with JustAmyDawn..
  • liliawodna
    liliawodna Posts: 31 Member
    MW is a delicious, deeeeeelicious nom and mayo is what I imagine old boots taste like.
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    Miracle Whip is the slow, sad step brother of Hellman's. For shame!

    ;)

    ^ This.
  • kornaco
    kornaco Posts: 146 Member
    I'm really concerned with how the mustard feels right now. So sad. :sad:

    Rather "relish" I'm sure.... (ehh, kinda, almost worked)
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Oh, and one more thing.. I absolutely am in Love with JustAmyDawn..

    You just want my mustard. :smooched:
  • Kipperdoodle13
    Kipperdoodle13 Posts: 30 Member
    I use greek yogurt in tuna!
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Shame on you.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Delete...add again only to delete
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    Miracle whip is unacceptable. Unless you're talking turkey...
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    dont ever try to talk to me you worthless traitor
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    dont ever try to talk to me you worthless traitor


    2nd'ed
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    dont ever try to talk to me you worthless traitor


    2nd'ed

    ok, i won't.
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Kewpie Mayo. Yum.

    Miracle Whip. Yuck.
  • angelcurry130
    angelcurry130 Posts: 265 Member
    miracle whip will ALWAYS be inferior...you can actually make CAKE from mayo! 0_o
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    miracle whip will ALWAYS be inferior...you can actually make CAKE from mayo! 0_o

    Is this one of those things where it's 2 ingredients? "All you do is mix rice nuggets with a table spoon of mayo and bake. IT"S JUST LIKE THE REAL THING!!?
  • StinkyWinkies
    StinkyWinkies Posts: 603 Member
    It's the High Fructose Corn Syrup making you talk that way ... (yes, really is one of the ingredients in MW)
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    It's the High Fructose Corn Syrup making you talk that way ... (yes, really is one of the ingredients in MW)

    I don't get it.
  • iggyboo93
    iggyboo93 Posts: 524 Member
    Welcome to the dark side my friend.

    If I ever made my grandmother's deviled egg potato salad with anything other than MW, she would rise from the dead and slap me upside the head. Her potato salad includes 1 pound of bacon, 5 pounds of potatoes, a dozen eggs, sliced mini-gherkins (non of that relish BS) and 2.5 cups of MW (give or take). Whoever in my family wins rochambeau gets to make the potato salad for Thanksgiving.
  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    The dark side be danned we can still save em.....
    Everyone please all together. Mayo is eggs
    MW is da devil bobby Boucher...
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    The dark side be danned we can still save em.....
    Everyone please all together. Mayo is eggs
    MW is da devil bobby Boucher...

    that made me laugh...i love adam sandler.

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