I'm a traitor

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  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    I can't pin it down to one ingredient, but something's not right about Miracle Whip. Maybe the fact that it makes me want to spew? I tried it again recently thinking that it was an acquired taste and it *had* been years since I tried it. Nope, still nasty.

    Somewhere I came across a bacon grease recipe for homemade mayo and this thread reminded me. BRB, I'll be in the kitchen.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Hellmanns Forever
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    Hellmanns Forever

    I will always be a mayo lover....just need to wait till monday to go to the store and purchase my lifetime supply of mayo!!!! i could never fully betray it!!!
  • Poofy_Goodness
    Poofy_Goodness Posts: 229 Member
    No, that's not true.

    THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

    Mayo forever!
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    I simply hate all things mayonaise related. That stuff is nasty.
  • Katina3333
    Katina3333 Posts: 259 Member
    I used to love mayo on my sandwiches but I was a deprived child, my mom bought MW only... so I'd have a picnic with the neighbor across the street who's mom bought mayo, I'd offer to make the sandwiches for the picnic but we'd have to do it at her house. :laugh:

    Now its mustard only and I rarely miss mayo.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    The dark side be danned we can still save em.....
    Everyone please all together. Mayo is eggs
    MW is da devil bobby Boucher...


    I like Vicky and she likes me back, and she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
  • cherryd69
    cherryd69 Posts: 340
    Could be worse, you could have eaten the Devils seamen that is..

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    YAK!
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    You are dead to me now.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Could be worse, you could have eaten the Devils seamen that is..

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    YAK!



    LOL

    YES


    I ordered coleslaw once and it came out as a pile of vinegar soaked cabbage with a plop of that garbage on top. WTF!!!
  • sash3619
    sash3619 Posts: 27 Member
    yuk.. I hate Miracle whip. It has such a weird aftertaste. If I ran out of mayo, I would make it myself if I have to but... I will never eat MW.
    Mayo forever!
  • cherryd69
    cherryd69 Posts: 340
    Could be worse, you could have eaten the Devils seamen that is..

    13955011_H.jpg?identifier=0d1574b7622bdd9b2ec0b9869608d4cb

    YAK!


    LOL

    YES


    I ordered coleslaw once and it came out as a pile of vinegar soaked cabbage with a plop of that garbage on top. WTF!!!

    Its vile, i do not know how anyone can eat it.... Should be banned if im honest, anyone eating it needs a long never ending lecture on the evil's of salad cream....

    They should start the lecture with 'if you eat this, you may end up carrying satan's baby'
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    yuk.. I hate Miracle whip. It has such a weird aftertaste. If I ran out of mayo, I would make it myself if I have to but... I will never eat MW.
    Mayo forever!


    How dare I turn this into a serious discussion but........

    Have you made it yourself????
  • alpenpam
    alpenpam Posts: 27
    Could be worse, you could have eaten the Devils seamen that is..

    13955011_H.jpg?identifier=0d1574b7622bdd9b2ec0b9869608d4cb

    YAK!


    LOL

    YES


    I ordered coleslaw once and it came out as a pile of vinegar soaked cabbage with a plop of that garbage on top. WTF!!!

    Its vile, i do not know how anyone can eat it.... Should be banned if im honest, anyone eating it needs a long never ending lecture on the evil's of salad cream....

    They should start the lecture with 'if you eat this, you may end up carrying satan's baby'

    LOL
  • endoftheside
    endoftheside Posts: 568 Member
    miracle whip will ALWAYS be inferior...you can actually make CAKE from mayo! 0_o

    Is this one of those things where it's 2 ingredients? "All you do is mix rice nuggets with a table spoon of mayo and bake. IT"S JUST LIKE THE REAL THING!!?

    No, mayonnaise cake is a real thing and delicious. My mom's recipe used two cups of mayo iirc so not a health food of any kind. It is very light and spongy for a chocolate cake. I haven't had one in 30+ years but I still remember the taste (and what my mayo hating uncle did when he found out he had unknowingly eaten mayo in that cake)!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    How did this thread make it this far without this contribution?

    http://theoatmeal.com/blog/miracle_whip
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    They're both disgusting.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    We ran out of mayonnaise in the house....all that was around was miracle whip....i have always hated miracle whip.... i tried some....i am now a miracle whip fan.

    hangs head in shame.

    I thought you were better than that Linds :(
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    We ran out of mayonnaise in the house....all that was around was miracle whip....i have always hated miracle whip.... i tried some....i am now a miracle whip fan.

    hangs head in shame.

    I thought you were better than that Linds :(

    taunto, I was hangry, and did it in a fit of rage!!!
  • Skinny_minny_mo
    Skinny_minny_mo Posts: 1,272 Member
    Gosh I'm feeling very left out here (hence my need to comment).

    I have no idea what Miracle Whip tastes like!

    Hangs head in wonder
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    You can like both, I do! :tongue:
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    :blushing: I swing both ways... sometimes I mix them and put them on the same sammich.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    :blushing: I swing both ways... sometimes I mix them and put them on the same sammich.

    so scandalous!!!:drinker: