I have no friends but at least I have a psychiatrist

_SABOTEUR_
_SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
edited January 25 in Chit-Chat
Life's good. I wish i had more friends where I moved but I have a psychiatrist and a meal plan making me feel good. Anyone else feel this way?

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    me too, but except replace "psychiatrist" with "escort", and "meal plan" with "viagra".
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    no
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    Ahhh psychiatrist...the friend that's paid to be there for you and make you feel good, no matter what or how wrong you might be... :drinker:
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    I also have a psychiatrist. I like it now. I was a little reluctant at first, but it was court ordered.
    I guess it does me good, haven't set anything on fire in over 5 weeks.
  • darlilama
    darlilama Posts: 794 Member
    Friday threads are the best... No mercy anywhere to be found. :laugh:
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Heard your psychiatrist is seeing someone else.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    My psychiatrist killed my invisible friend! :sad: :angry:
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    Soooo Goood!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    My psychiatrist killed my invisible friend! :sad: :angry:


    Your invisible friend was a douche. He banged me and never called me back, and I am pretty sure he killed my cat.
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    Psychologists are much better cooks.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    My psychiatrist killed my invisible friend! :sad: :angry:


    Your invisible friend was a douche. He banged me and never called me back, and I am pretty sure he killed my cat.

    NOOO!! I never got a chance to bench press your cat!
  • maiaroman18
    maiaroman18 Posts: 460 Member
    My psychiatrist killed my invisible friend! :sad: :angry:
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  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    No. . . I don't have a psychiatrist

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  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Heard your psychiatrist is seeing someone else.

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  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Pseudo-Science! I can't believe anyone believes in this. That's right, I'm a psychitheist. (or is it atheitrist?) :devil:
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
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  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    I also have a psychiatrist. I like it now. I was a little reluctant at first, but it was court ordered.
    I guess it does me good, haven't set anything on fire in over 5 weeks.

    :love: :love: :love: :love:

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    also have a punching bag

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    also she helps me knock the skeletons from my closet
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I was friends with a psychiatrist on here until he tried to send me his nude pics for the fourth time. then I deleted him. True story.

    They say the head doctors are the most messed up.
  • ziggiezambi
    ziggiezambi Posts: 253 Member
    Even my psychiatrist quit on me. :sad:
  • charlesnapolitano
    charlesnapolitano Posts: 302 Member
    I have no friends and I hate high medical bills
  • ziggiezambi
    ziggiezambi Posts: 253 Member
    Ahhh psychiatrist...the friend that's paid to be there for you and make you feel good, no matter what or how wrong you might be... :drinker:

    I think the same can be done with alcohol. xD
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    me too, but except replace "psychiatrist" with "escort", and "meal plan" with "viagra".

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  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    I was friends with a psychiatrist on here until he tried to send me his nude pics for the fourth time. then I deleted him. True story.

    They say the head doctors are the most messed up.

    If he said he was a 'head' doctor maybe he was talking about something else?
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