Rate the person inside you

_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
edited January 26 in Chit-Chat
I generally like me, but I lack ambition in my career sometimes.
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  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    4/10. Seldom self-bang.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    And again, the way the post is written can lead to interpretation ;) lol
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    To get inside me, must be a 9+ :P
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    8/10 - I would humplepuff me
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Inside I am a -12. On the outside im a 5, so that would make me a -7. Ka pow!
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Ha! Funny post.

    Lazy Leo here. If Im voting on heart. Im a +20
  • _JamieB_
    _JamieB_ Posts: 417 Member
    I don't have anyone inside me at the moment
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Ask me again later.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    9/10. I like and respect the person I am. Would definitely bang.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    10/10... But I give the mr. 9/10
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    No one inside me right now. Ask me again in 30 minutes.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    7 for desire, 5 for follow trhough, 3 for confidence, 10 for attitiude
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    9/10 for sunny disposition and absolutely patient 90% of the time. I'm the other 10% today, all day!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    8/10 a few of the organs could do with replacing for newer ones.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    1/10.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Diehard beeyatch...10/10
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    :laugh: Oh he's gifted ;) very gifted. But currently mowing the lawn.

    As for me and how I view myself, unrateable TOO AWESOME,
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    All 21 of us are 10s except Murphy. . He's a 3.
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    This is a bad game.....I don't rate myself well...I'm a pretty big jerk!
  • carloc
    carloc Posts: 135 Member
    Probably around a 5, although most people might think its higher than that on the outside/
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    All 21 of us are 10s except Murphy. . He's a 3.

    Murphy IS kind of a jerk sometimes, but I'd give him at least a 4:)
  • carloc
    carloc Posts: 135 Member
    I don't have anyone inside me at the moment

    That's a shame, I am sure you would feel much better if you did.
  • aelunyu
    aelunyu Posts: 486 Member
    After reading this OP, I got a scalpel and made a 8" wide incision running from the bottom of my left rib to the bottom of my right. Upon inserting my hand into the wound, just below my diaphragm, a trickle of panic...what had I just done? I shook the thought from my mind, steeled myself...too late now, Alan, press on.

    He was reluctant to come out at first, furrowing the creases in my large intestines, narrowly avoiding my hand, now frantically grasping at and tearing away fascia, muscle to find him. I could see my reflection in the mirror, blood draining from my face leaving a pasty off white complexion. I dug deeper.

    Tucked behind my liver, perched on what I believed to be my kidney, was the small scared little guy. Hunkered down, small, tired. I teased the side of his face as if to say "it'll be ok, everything will be fine now"...and for a moment, his eyes lit up with the audacity to hope, to wonder. Then with a fell swoop, I removed him from his little crevice, and laid him in a cozy of toilet paper I had built as his new home. As the last breath of air left me, I cried a single tear, good bye, little one...they said you were inside me and now you're free.

    10/10....best friends forever.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    @aelunyu stop eating little people, and you won't have that problem :laugh:
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    And again, the way the post is written can lead to interpretation ;) lol
    I definitely went there lol. In all seriousness, I'd say a solid 8 all around
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    After reading this OP, I got a scalpel and made a 8" wide incision running from the bottom of my left rib to the bottom of my right. Upon inserting my hand into the wound, just below my diaphragm, a trickle of panic...what had I just done? I shook the thought from my mind, steeled myself...too late now, Alan, press on.

    He was reluctant to come out at first, furrowing the creases in my large intestines, narrowly avoiding my hand, now frantically grasping at and tearing away fascia, muscle to find him. I could see my reflection in the mirror, blood draining from my face leaving a pasty off white complexion. I dug deeper.

    Tucked behind my liver, perched on what I believed to be my kidney, was the small scared little guy. Hunkered down, small, tired. I teased the side of his face as if to say "it'll be ok, everything will be fine now"...and for a moment, his eyes lit up with the audacity to hope, to wonder. Then with a fell swoop, I removed him from his little crevice, and laid him in a cozy of toilet paper I had built as his new home. As the last breath of air left me, I cried a single tear, good bye, little one...they said you were inside me and now you're free.

    10/10....best friends forever.

    Whoa. . ! :noway:
  • aelunyu
    aelunyu Posts: 486 Member
    After reading this OP, I got a scalpel and made a 8" wide incision running from the bottom of my left rib to the bottom of my right. Upon inserting my hand into the wound, just below my diaphragm, a trickle of panic...what had I just done? I shook the thought from my mind, steeled myself...too late now, Alan, press on.

    He was reluctant to come out at first, furrowing the creases in my large intestines, narrowly avoiding my hand, now frantically grasping at and tearing away fascia, muscle to find him. I could see my reflection in the mirror, blood draining from my face leaving a pasty off white complexion. I dug deeper.

    Tucked behind my liver, perched on what I believed to be my kidney, was the small scared little guy. Hunkered down, small, tired. I teased the side of his face as if to say "it'll be ok, everything will be fine now"...and for a moment, his eyes lit up with the audacity to hope, to wonder. Then with a fell swoop, I removed him from his little crevice, and laid him in a cozy of toilet paper I had built as his new home. As the last breath of air left me, I cried a single tear, good bye, little one...they said you were inside me and now you're free.

    10/10....best friends forever.

    Whoa. . ! :noway:

    Sorry guys, I had to. It's late.....
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I would say a 7ish.
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    I've never heard my wife say "deeper" so I'm all good!
  • christina0089
    christina0089 Posts: 709 Member
    After reading this OP, I got a scalpel and made a 8" wide incision running from the bottom of my left rib to the bottom of my right. Upon inserting my hand into the wound, just below my diaphragm, a trickle of panic...what had I just done? I shook the thought from my mind, steeled myself...too late now, Alan, press on.

    He was reluctant to come out at first, furrowing the creases in my large intestines, narrowly avoiding my hand, now frantically grasping at and tearing away fascia, muscle to find him. I could see my reflection in the mirror, blood draining from my face leaving a pasty off white complexion. I dug deeper.

    Tucked behind my liver, perched on what I believed to be my kidney, was the small scared little guy. Hunkered down, small, tired. I teased the side of his face as if to say "it'll be ok, everything will be fine now"...and for a moment, his eyes lit up with the audacity to hope, to wonder. Then with a fell swoop, I removed him from his little crevice, and laid him in a cozy of toilet paper I had built as his new home. As the last breath of air left me, I cried a single tear, good bye, little one...they said you were inside me and now you're free.

    10/10....best friends forever.

    Whoa. . ! :noway:

    Sorry guys, I had to. It's late.....

    haha, I really hope you are writer of some sort!
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