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Rate the person inside you
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4/10. Seldom self-bang.0
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And again, the way the post is written can lead to interpretation
lol
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To get inside me, must be a 9+ :P0
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8/10 - I would humplepuff me0
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Inside I am a -12. On the outside im a 5, so that would make me a -7. Ka pow!0
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Ha! Funny post.
Lazy Leo here. If Im voting on heart. Im a +200 -
I don't have anyone inside me at the moment0
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Ask me again later.0
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9/10. I like and respect the person I am. Would definitely bang.0
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10/10... But I give the mr. 9/100
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No one inside me right now. Ask me again in 30 minutes.0
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7 for desire, 5 for follow trhough, 3 for confidence, 10 for attitiude0
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9/10 for sunny disposition and absolutely patient 90% of the time. I'm the other 10% today, all day!0
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8/10 a few of the organs could do with replacing for newer ones.0
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1/10.0
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Diehard beeyatch...10/100
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:laugh: Oh he's gifted
very gifted. But currently mowing the lawn.
As for me and how I view myself, unrateable TOO AWESOME,0 -
All 21 of us are 10s except Murphy. . He's a 3.0
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This is a bad game.....I don't rate myself well...I'm a pretty big jerk!0
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Probably around a 5, although most people might think its higher than that on the outside/0
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All 21 of us are 10s except Murphy. . He's a 3.
Murphy IS kind of a jerk sometimes, but I'd give him at least a 4:)0 -
I don't have anyone inside me at the moment
That's a shame, I am sure you would feel much better if you did.0 -
After reading this OP, I got a scalpel and made a 8" wide incision running from the bottom of my left rib to the bottom of my right. Upon inserting my hand into the wound, just below my diaphragm, a trickle of panic...what had I just done? I shook the thought from my mind, steeled myself...too late now, Alan, press on.
He was reluctant to come out at first, furrowing the creases in my large intestines, narrowly avoiding my hand, now frantically grasping at and tearing away fascia, muscle to find him. I could see my reflection in the mirror, blood draining from my face leaving a pasty off white complexion. I dug deeper.
Tucked behind my liver, perched on what I believed to be my kidney, was the small scared little guy. Hunkered down, small, tired. I teased the side of his face as if to say "it'll be ok, everything will be fine now"...and for a moment, his eyes lit up with the audacity to hope, to wonder. Then with a fell swoop, I removed him from his little crevice, and laid him in a cozy of toilet paper I had built as his new home. As the last breath of air left me, I cried a single tear, good bye, little one...they said you were inside me and now you're free.
10/10....best friends forever.0 -
@aelunyu stop eating little people, and you won't have that problem :laugh:0
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And again, the way the post is written can lead to interpretation
lol
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After reading this OP, I got a scalpel and made a 8" wide incision running from the bottom of my left rib to the bottom of my right. Upon inserting my hand into the wound, just below my diaphragm, a trickle of panic...what had I just done? I shook the thought from my mind, steeled myself...too late now, Alan, press on.
He was reluctant to come out at first, furrowing the creases in my large intestines, narrowly avoiding my hand, now frantically grasping at and tearing away fascia, muscle to find him. I could see my reflection in the mirror, blood draining from my face leaving a pasty off white complexion. I dug deeper.
Tucked behind my liver, perched on what I believed to be my kidney, was the small scared little guy. Hunkered down, small, tired. I teased the side of his face as if to say "it'll be ok, everything will be fine now"...and for a moment, his eyes lit up with the audacity to hope, to wonder. Then with a fell swoop, I removed him from his little crevice, and laid him in a cozy of toilet paper I had built as his new home. As the last breath of air left me, I cried a single tear, good bye, little one...they said you were inside me and now you're free.
10/10....best friends forever.
Whoa. . ! :noway:0 -
After reading this OP, I got a scalpel and made a 8" wide incision running from the bottom of my left rib to the bottom of my right. Upon inserting my hand into the wound, just below my diaphragm, a trickle of panic...what had I just done? I shook the thought from my mind, steeled myself...too late now, Alan, press on.
He was reluctant to come out at first, furrowing the creases in my large intestines, narrowly avoiding my hand, now frantically grasping at and tearing away fascia, muscle to find him. I could see my reflection in the mirror, blood draining from my face leaving a pasty off white complexion. I dug deeper.
Tucked behind my liver, perched on what I believed to be my kidney, was the small scared little guy. Hunkered down, small, tired. I teased the side of his face as if to say "it'll be ok, everything will be fine now"...and for a moment, his eyes lit up with the audacity to hope, to wonder. Then with a fell swoop, I removed him from his little crevice, and laid him in a cozy of toilet paper I had built as his new home. As the last breath of air left me, I cried a single tear, good bye, little one...they said you were inside me and now you're free.
10/10....best friends forever.
Whoa. . ! :noway:
Sorry guys, I had to. It's late.....0 -
I would say a 7ish.0
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I've never heard my wife say "deeper" so I'm all good!0
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After reading this OP, I got a scalpel and made a 8" wide incision running from the bottom of my left rib to the bottom of my right. Upon inserting my hand into the wound, just below my diaphragm, a trickle of panic...what had I just done? I shook the thought from my mind, steeled myself...too late now, Alan, press on.
He was reluctant to come out at first, furrowing the creases in my large intestines, narrowly avoiding my hand, now frantically grasping at and tearing away fascia, muscle to find him. I could see my reflection in the mirror, blood draining from my face leaving a pasty off white complexion. I dug deeper.
Tucked behind my liver, perched on what I believed to be my kidney, was the small scared little guy. Hunkered down, small, tired. I teased the side of his face as if to say "it'll be ok, everything will be fine now"...and for a moment, his eyes lit up with the audacity to hope, to wonder. Then with a fell swoop, I removed him from his little crevice, and laid him in a cozy of toilet paper I had built as his new home. As the last breath of air left me, I cried a single tear, good bye, little one...they said you were inside me and now you're free.
10/10....best friends forever.
Whoa. . ! :noway:
Sorry guys, I had to. It's late.....
haha, I really hope you are writer of some sort!0
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