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Mariahfling92
Mariahfling92 Posts: 58
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Come on tough guy ,what do you got?
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  • nitole111
    nitole111 Posts: 45 Member
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    I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. :P
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
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    Your father smelled of elderberries and your mother was a hamster!
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    This is you on your Facebook page...
    simpsons-gifs-see-saw_zps9d6ed6b3.gif
  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
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    You're a cotton-headed ninnymuggins!
  • pjp1125
    pjp1125 Posts: 313
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    You look great for your age.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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    You're a cotton-headed ninnymuggins!
    Your father smelled of elderberries and your mother was a hamster!

    Wins!!!
  • Illona88
    Illona88 Posts: 903 Member
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    *whips out the Shakespearean insult generator on my phone*

    Thou puny unchinsnouted bumbailey
    Thou impertinent rough-hewn clotpole
    Thou errant toadspotted whey-face
    Thou villainous batfowling harpy

    Shall I carry on?
  • d9123
    d9123 Posts: 531 Member
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    ur fat
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    *whips out the Shakespearean insult generator on my phone*

    Thou puny unchinsnouted bumbailey
    Thou impertinent rough-hewn clotpole
    Thou errant toadspotted whey-face
    Thou villainous batfowling harpy

    Shall I carry on?

    I think I need to download that ap :laugh:
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    Awa an bile yer heid!!
  • Trusten83
    Trusten83 Posts: 38 Member
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    Ignorance is bliss, and you're very blissful.

    Please, retard your anger.

    Both of these seem to go over people's heads, but I love them.

    The second is not an insult but most people take it as one.. hehehe
  • loopylin32
    loopylin32 Posts: 63
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    funniest thing anyones ever called me was Frosty, the snow*****. I had turned them down for a date. I quite liked it :)
  • sullykat
    sullykat Posts: 461 Member
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    You're a virgin, who can't drive
  • Trusten83
    Trusten83 Posts: 38 Member
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    funniest thing anyones ever called me was Frosty, the snow*****. I had turned them down for a date. I quite liked it :)

    They called you a snow asterix asterix asterix asterix asterix? Pretty harsh.
  • RebeccaHite
    RebeccaHite Posts: 187 Member
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    It's not my fault you got raped 3 times laid down spread your legs and 2 cows came
  • loopylin32
    loopylin32 Posts: 63
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    funniest thing anyones ever called me was Frosty, the snow*****. I had turned them down for a date. I quite liked it :)

    They called you a snow asterix asterix asterix asterix asterix? Pretty harsh.
    yep.... theyre mean up north ;)
  • JessiBelleW
    JessiBelleW Posts: 822 Member
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    My favourite ever:
    "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits" (thanks Dad)
  • Hodgie12345
    Hodgie12345 Posts: 51 Member
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    There is an electron microscope in New York at the University of Molecular Science which is so powerful that it can actually identify the atom and even see inside atoms to view the protons and electrons. In fact, it has so much power that it can actually give a visual of the neutron. Well, if I were using that very microscope right now, I still would be unable to locate your penis.
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
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    My favourite ever:
    "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits" (thanks Dad)

    Dad must have cleaned it up for you...I always heard 'infest your pubic hair'
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    Shut up. When I want your worthless opinion I'll beat it out of you.

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