Give me your best insults

Mariahfling92
Mariahfling92 Posts: 58
in Chit-Chat
Come on tough guy ,what do you got?

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  • nitole111
    nitole111 Posts: 45 Member
    I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. :P
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Your father smelled of elderberries and your mother was a hamster!
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    This is you on your Facebook page...
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  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
    You're a cotton-headed ninnymuggins!
  • pjp1125
    pjp1125 Posts: 313
    You look great for your age.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    You're a cotton-headed ninnymuggins!
    Your father smelled of elderberries and your mother was a hamster!

    Wins!!!
  • Illona88
    Illona88 Posts: 903 Member
    *whips out the Shakespearean insult generator on my phone*

    Thou puny unchinsnouted bumbailey
    Thou impertinent rough-hewn clotpole
    Thou errant toadspotted whey-face
    Thou villainous batfowling harpy

    Shall I carry on?
  • d9123
    d9123 Posts: 531 Member
    ur fat
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
    *whips out the Shakespearean insult generator on my phone*

    Thou puny unchinsnouted bumbailey
    Thou impertinent rough-hewn clotpole
    Thou errant toadspotted whey-face
    Thou villainous batfowling harpy

    Shall I carry on?

    I think I need to download that ap :laugh:
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    Awa an bile yer heid!!
  • Trusten83
    Trusten83 Posts: 38 Member
    Ignorance is bliss, and you're very blissful.

    Please, retard your anger.

    Both of these seem to go over people's heads, but I love them.

    The second is not an insult but most people take it as one.. hehehe
  • loopylin32
    loopylin32 Posts: 63
    funniest thing anyones ever called me was Frosty, the snow*****. I had turned them down for a date. I quite liked it :)
  • sullykat
    sullykat Posts: 461 Member
    You're a virgin, who can't drive
  • Trusten83
    Trusten83 Posts: 38 Member
    funniest thing anyones ever called me was Frosty, the snow*****. I had turned them down for a date. I quite liked it :)

    They called you a snow asterix asterix asterix asterix asterix? Pretty harsh.
  • RebeccaHite
    RebeccaHite Posts: 187 Member
    It's not my fault you got raped 3 times laid down spread your legs and 2 cows came
  • loopylin32
    loopylin32 Posts: 63
    funniest thing anyones ever called me was Frosty, the snow*****. I had turned them down for a date. I quite liked it :)

    They called you a snow asterix asterix asterix asterix asterix? Pretty harsh.
    yep.... theyre mean up north ;)
  • JessiBelleW
    JessiBelleW Posts: 831 Member
    My favourite ever:
    "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits" (thanks Dad)
  • Hodgie12345
    Hodgie12345 Posts: 51 Member
    There is an electron microscope in New York at the University of Molecular Science which is so powerful that it can actually identify the atom and even see inside atoms to view the protons and electrons. In fact, it has so much power that it can actually give a visual of the neutron. Well, if I were using that very microscope right now, I still would be unable to locate your penis.
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    My favourite ever:
    "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits" (thanks Dad)

    Dad must have cleaned it up for you...I always heard 'infest your pubic hair'
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Shut up. When I want your worthless opinion I'll beat it out of you.
  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
    "You stupid ignorant son of a b*tch dumb *kitten*." That's my favorite.
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    You are a perfectly good waist of skin.
  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
    My favourite ever:
    "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits" (thanks Dad)

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch and may your arms be too short to scratch.
  • Illona88
    Illona88 Posts: 903 Member
    My favourite ever:
    "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits" (thanks Dad)

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch and may your arms be too short to scratch.

    That's not an insult by the way. It's a curse. Just saying.
  • Mariahfling92
    Mariahfling92 Posts: 58
    This is great stuff guys,Keep it up :) release the anger! Haha
  • TheSeventiesGuy
    TheSeventiesGuy Posts: 8
    ^^^^ Hahahaha! What the heck?
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    I love this part of the movie, I still use this today.. on friends .. mainly when I'm drunk and angry but still joking..

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