Lots of cooties, some cooties, or no cooties?

I always wanted one of those when I was young! Never got one. :ohwell:

Cooties or no, I'd like to smack that!
PS: we had this game, no big whoop.

*sitting on the sidelines watching intently and eating invisible popcorn*

I don't want your dirty ol' cooties!

I want yours.

*sitting on the sidelines watching intently and eating invisible popcorn*

Uh, no. No sideline watchers. You're in or your out. And in your case, so very in, Cootie Queen.

Dang it!! Well, at least I get the royalty title! I dig it.

Yeah...I think he was aiming for dat a$ (you) and got dat as$hole (me).

While we're here...

Excuse my ignorance, but what are cooties?

Excuse my ignorance, but what are cooties?

As quoted by Wikipedia (the most reliable source ever):

Cooties are, in American and Canadian childlore, a kind of infectious disease. It is also a term used for body lice [1] and for a wooden container used for food or drink.[2] A child is said to "catch" cooties through any form of bodily contact, proximity, or touching of an "infected" person or from a person of the opposite sex of the same age. Often the "infected" person is someone who is perceived as "different" and bears some kind of social stigma:[3] of the opposite sex, disabled, someone who is shy or withdrawn, someone who has peculiar mannerisms, etc. The phrase is most commonly used by children aged 4–10; however, it is also used by many others older than 10.[4]

Yeah...I think he was aiming for dat a$ (you) and got dat as$hole (me).

While we're here...

You love me?! I always thought you hated me because I'm blonde!

Ummm, nooooohhhhh. That would just be weird. I have a whole list of why I hate you, and they're legit and verified. I even had it notarized.

Omg, you're giving me whiplash.

I used to think cooties were bad but then one time I got some and that changed my mind. :bigsmile: