any immature 40 year olds or late 30's

BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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tell me your best poop jokes.

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

    He was looking for Pooh!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I prefer to embrace myself in the mornings and in the shower
  • Wilbur_NOLA
    Wilbur_NOLA Posts: 120 Member
    A blond girl is on a cruise and goes to the poopdeck. A crew member comes up to her and says “I’m sorry, you can’t do that here!” Blonde responds “Don’t worry, I brought my own toilet paper.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    what's brown and sounds like a bell?

    dung.

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Not a joke, but it is relevant, since I'm an immature years old (according to MFP).

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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    I'm :sick:
  • ohpiper
    ohpiper Posts: 697 Member
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    I'm :sick:

    I'd pretty much poop myself on the spot if I saw that.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    I'm :sick:

    I'd pretty much poop myself on the spot if I saw that.

    I would poop and pee myself. I wouldn't have stuck around long enough to find that second spider, that's for sure!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    In... for poop?

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  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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    I'm :sick:

    I'd pretty much poop myself on the spot if I saw that.

    I would poop and pee myself. I wouldn't have stuck around long enough to find that second spider, that's for sure!

    I would just flush a little one, but I would have run outta there screaming like a little girl if that gargantuan thing came at me. :noway:
  • nope31
    nope31 Posts: 174
    Hhahaha!!!

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  • nope31
    nope31 Posts: 174
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  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
    Have you ever gone out with a group of people and you hear someone say... "Johnny Tsunami is on his way"... that's the nice way of saying got a poop wave coming on!

    Anyone have a good Johnny Tsunami pic???
  • lurcstet
    lurcstet Posts: 77
    I much prefer. "I need to go drop the kids off at the pool" :)
  • lurcstet
    lurcstet Posts: 77
    Or "gotta go, touching cloth"
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Or the Greaseman's "brown cappin'"
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    Hhahaha!!!

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    lol
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Have you ever gone out with a group of people and you hear someone say... "Johnny Tsunami is on his way"... that's the nice way of saying got a poop wave coming on!

    Anyone have a good Johnny Tsunami pic???

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  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    tell me your best poop jokes.

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    there was this ishhy topic created in a forum....
  • nope31
    nope31 Posts: 174
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  • nope31
    nope31 Posts: 174
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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I love this video! I just shipped my pants!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL4lSavSepc
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Here I sit
    broken hearted
    Tried to s*it
    and only sharted.

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