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BMI

trailtripper
trailtripper Posts: 71
edited January 26 in Chit-Chat
HELP! According to my BMI, I am too short!
How do I increase my height so my BMI will be in the normal range? Looking for unique methods.
I would need add another 12 inches to my height.

Thanks in advance for your input!

Replies

  • Aello11
    Aello11 Posts: 312 Member
    well if you can find a rack from the middle ages - you could use that to streeeeetch yourself out :laugh:
  • leomom72
    leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member
    lmao!! i found a pic like this not too long ago..i would love to know how as well :wink: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • dcyr009
    dcyr009 Posts: 93
    Simple build stilts or wear high heals.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,150 Member
    platformshoeblue_zps1aa7494f.jpg
  • fishgutzy
    fishgutzy Posts: 2,807 Member
    LMFAO:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Like the T short. "I'm not overweight. I'm Undertall"

    "It's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for a sex machine."
  • EDollah
    EDollah Posts: 464 Member
    Always stand in front of a funhouse mirror. But make sure it's the one that stretches your image tall and skinny, not the one that does the opposite.
  • anjani_009
    anjani_009 Posts: 511 Member
    :laugh:


    step by step tutorial:

    stretches.jpg
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    I think Prince, or the artist who used to be known as prince then was known as a symbol and now is known as god knows what, might have some shoes that might help.

    One of the best quotes I heard once from Nicole Kidman, someone asked her about the first thing she did after she divorced Tom Cruise: "Wear high heels".
  • trailtripper
    trailtripper Posts: 71
    :laugh:


    step by step tutorial:

    stretches.jpg

    THANKS! This will became part of my morning and evening rituals! :bigsmile:
    "well if you can find a rack from the middle ages - you could use that to streeeeetch yourself out"

    When I was stationed in Europe (many moons ago), we visited many a caslte. They bolt those things to the floor now to keep us pesty Americans from 'acquiring' them! Hmmm guess I could starting building and marketing them as a "Health" product. Just visualize what the commercials would be like!
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    crazy-mohawks-19.jpg
  • trailtripper
    trailtripper Posts: 71
    Have to admit, that Hair style is pretty AWSOME!!
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    God I love that hair. But it makes me wonder if Chris "Birdman" Anderson of the Miami Heat really isn't only about 5'3" and the rest is all hair.
  • trailtripper
    trailtripper Posts: 71
    :laugh:


    step by step tutorial:

    stretches.jpg

    Ok, this did not go well. Wife just saw me in my Speedos stretched up against the wall. She screamed cause she thought that the wall and me where getting WAY to intimate.
    Dogs came a running cause of the wife's scream. When they saw me in the Speedos one crapped on the rug and the other went running for shelter yipping.
    Wife slipped on the mess on the floor, knocking me into the wet bar. A bottle of Crown fell off the shelf of the wet bar and I think busted up one of my toes.

    Sigh
    We are still looking for the second dog. I do believe she is very afeared of me now…
    Hence the start of the weekend (Friday eve)

    Thanks, just thanks........

    (the above is fiction, but could be real if I ever put on some Speedos)
  • gimpygramma
    gimpygramma Posts: 383 Member
    platformshoeblue_zps1aa7494f.jpg
    My 5' 1" daughter actually wears shoes like this on a daily basis. I keep expecting to receive word that she has fallen off her shoes
    and broken her neck.
  • Aello11
    Aello11 Posts: 312 Member
    :laugh:


    step by step tutorial:

    stretches.jpg

    Ok, this did not go well. Wife just saw me in my Speedos stretched up against the wall. She screamed cause she thought that the wall and me where getting WAY to intimate.
    Dogs came a running cause of the wife's scream. When they saw me in the Speedos one crapped on the rug and the other went running for shelter yipping.
    Wife slipped on the mess on the floor, knocking me into the wet bar. A bottle of Crown fell off the shelf of the wet bar and I think busted up one of my toes.

    Sigh
    We are still looking for the second dog. I do believe she is very afeared of me now…
    Hence the start of the weekend (Friday eve)

    Thanks, just thanks........

    (the above is fiction, but could be real if I ever put on some Speedos)


    But is the bottle of Crown ok?!?!?!? :drinker:
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