Oh no. I think I have Aristotled...OMG!

Contrarian
Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
I have been following the 1200 calories program, but I suspect I don't consume enough water. All things arise from water! HELP!

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  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    you might have hit a Plato.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I Socrate all the time, but I'm an educator.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    I have been following the 1200 calories program, but I suspect I don't consume enough water. All things arise from water! HELP!

    What lies within our power to do also lies within our power not to do. You may drink the water or you may not drink the water. The power is in balance and it is your decision that adds weight to the winning side.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    you might have hit a Plato.

    Oh. Oh dear. Do you really think so?
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,284 Member
    Cant.stop.laughing. :laugh:
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    you might have hit a Plato.

    Oh. Oh dear. Do you really think so?

    yes, aristotle and plato at the same time...my mind is blown.


    and yes, i know aristotle was a student of plato.
  • StinkyWinkies
    StinkyWinkies Posts: 603 Member
    It's all pun and games until someone loses their humor.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,421 Member
    Cogito ergo sum
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    I puffyheart you so much
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Ermahgerd, when are people going to wake up?!

    Socrates was Plato's teacher, who was Aristotle's teacher! Can't you guys see that this is a conspiracy to keep us fat and platoing?
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Ermahgerd, when are people going to wake up?!

    Socrates was Plato's teacher, who was Aristotle's teacher! Can't you guys see that this is a conspiracy to keep us fat and platoing?

    I hope you are wrong, but it makes so much sense...
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    Cogito ergo sum

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,421 Member
    Cogito ergo sum

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    I am, unfortunately, past the Age of Enlightenment.


    Or, is that fortunately?



    Deep. Too deep for MFP. SRS.
  • weese17
    weese17 Posts: 236 Member
    I love me some philosopher humor.
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    Best thread EVER!!!!
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    My brain is on autopilot after the very long day I've had, but I can tell that this thread is hilarious for those who don't have the dumb.

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  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    Does the OP even Greek?
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    “Father, I'll never forget what you said to me on my first day of school: “Comb your hair you idiot, you look Greek.” ~Pierce Hawthorne
  • CrystalDreams
    CrystalDreams Posts: 418 Member
    Best thread ever....
    Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.
  • ElliInJapan
    ElliInJapan Posts: 286 Member
    There's only one way to solve the Gordian knot. Up your calories.
  • yummy_
    yummy_ Posts: 248 Member
    Cogito ergo sum

    gesundheit
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    Eureka success on this thread :laugh:
  • kdeaux1959
    kdeaux1959 Posts: 2,675 Member
    Cogito ergo sum

    Oh, I thought we were doing Greek Empire but I guess not... Et Tu Brute?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    :laugh: