Help I've Socratesed

_Waffle_
_Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
edited January 27 in Chit-Chat
I used to think that my life had meaning but now I think, "All we are is dust in the wind dude". My life is pointless. Does it really matter how much weight I lose?
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  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    All things are better with waffles.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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  • DragonSquatter
    DragonSquatter Posts: 957 Member
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  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
    Are you making fun of the Plato-ed post. Terrible. :laugh:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,511 Member
    Is it better to have eaten waffles, or to have had more protein?

    Is it ethical to kill animals to have said protein? All these ethical questions in weight loss. aargh.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    Are you making fun of the Plato-ed post. Terrible. :laugh:

    No one is making fun of anyone. This young breakfast food is clearly just wondering how important his weight loss is in the grand scheme of things.

    Please stay on topic.

    And no trolling.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    All things are better with waffles.

    Don't forget bacon... and beer

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  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    It`s funny cuz this dude Plato wrote about Socrates y`know. So if you`re Platoing, you`re probably also Socratesing.

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  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    "A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness. "
  • StinkyWinkies
    StinkyWinkies Posts: 603 Member
    *snrrrk*s and leaves...
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    It`s funny cuz this dude Plato wrote about Socrates y`know. So if you`re Platoing, you`re probably also Socratesing.

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  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    It`s funny cuz this dude Plato wrote about Socrates y`know. So if you`re Platoing, you`re probably also Socratesing.

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    i have like totally dropped plates on my toes before...hurts like hell.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Dust.


    Wind.

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    Dude.
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    Just think about the future...

    Everything is different, but the same...

    things are more moderner than before...

    bigger, and yet smaller...

    it's computers...
















    San Dimas High School football rules.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Awwww, does someone need a Miyazaki moment??

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  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Are you making fun of the Plato-ed post. Terrible. :laugh:

    Impossible...

    ...because that would be wrong...

    ...and no one does wrong willingly.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    If you can get better control over your successes and struggles, it might just be possible to Aristippus.
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
    Some days you're Sisyphus, some days you're the boulder.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Many times after I sew crates, I beeth oven.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Are you making fun of the Plato-ed post. Terrible. :laugh:

    Impossible...

    ...because that would be wrong...

    ...and no one does wrong willingly.

    Aaaand we have a winner!
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    "A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness. "

    I <3 you so much for quoting one of my favorite movies of all time.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Are you making fun of the Plato-ed post. Terrible. :laugh:

    Impossible...

    ...because that would be wrong...

    ...and no one does wrong willingly.

    Aaaand we have a winner!

    I don't even care that I won...

    ...(I mean, don't misunderstand, I'm honored and would like to thank the little people who made this moment possible and stuff)...

    ...but just knowing that my post was not in vain is sufficient to make me happy.

    :drinker:
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRnqCDt9R3QIicP-kUFW0QUoBvo_XZ9F7rKMxUDhHYEW7KVkX3-Ewsorry i'm late to the philosophising bill and ted party.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Is this one of those food shaming threads? Because seriously, if prepared right, hemlock is very nutritious and can fit into any paleo/vegan diet.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I used to think that my life had meaning but now I think, "All we are is dust in the wind dude". My life is pointless. Does it really matter how much weight I lose?

    Well the less you weigh the less dust you'll be in the wind. So yeah, it matters. Try and be considerate of others and be less dusty please.
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
    Well the less you weigh the less dust you'll be in the wind. So yeah, it matters. Try and be considerate of others and be less dusty please.

    True, plus please consider your poor pallbearers. (This thought has actually crossed my mind before.) :)
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRnqCDt9R3QIicP-kUFW0QUoBvo_XZ9F7rKMxUDhHYEW7KVkX3-Ewsorry i'm late to the philosophising bill and ted party.


    If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

    - Jack Handy
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    You may want to think this over with a nice hot cup of hemlock tea.
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