Moist.

Are you my ex-boyfriend? :huh:

That's his favorite word.

I heart this word because it totally freaks out my boss.

Synonyms : clammy, damp, dampish, dank, dewy, dripping, drippy, drizzly, humid, irriguous, muggy, dry, oozy, rainy, soggy, teary, watery

Moist is much better than Dank. Dank just sounds bad.

Irriguous...now there is a fun word.

Moist was an awesome henchman.

This made me just spit on my iPad. I needs something moist to clean it up!

Cake

Mmmmmm...cake...