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I went to the palace last night and I couldn't believe my eyes because....
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I saw Jason Statham wearing peak-a-boo pants.0
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I went to the palace last night and I couldn't believe my eyes because.... I saw Jason Statham wearing peak-a-boo pants. I had all these mixed feelings, but still wanted to say hi.0
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I went to the palace last night and I couldn't believe my eyes because.... I saw Jason Statham wearing peak-a-boo pants. I had all these mixed feelings, but still wanted to say hi.
I got the courage to say hi and lo and behold he...0 -
I went to the palace last night and I couldn't believe my eyes because.... I saw Jason Statham wearing peak-a-boo pants. I had all these mixed feelings, but still wanted to say hi .I got the courage to say hi and lo and behold he...
was actually a bit drunk and mistook me for someone that he must have been making a movie with because the started talking to me about...0 -
I went to the palace last night and I couldn't believe my eyes because.... I saw Jason Statham wearing peak-a-boo pants. I had all these mixed feelings, but still wanted to say hi .I got the courage to say hi and lo and behold he...
was actually a bit drunk and mistook me for someone that he must have been making a movie with because the started talking to me about...
Acting and learning scripts, so I interrupted him and said "Sorry to interrupt but, don't you remember me?"....0 -
AHe said "course I remember you, your that cool guy with the big....0
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He said "course I remember you, your that cool guy with the big....
Backpack. So whatcha got in there anyway?0 -
"its my calculator.... its dividing by zero"
and that was that. all gods work, destroyed by the humble calculator.
the end.0 -
"its my calculator.... its dividing by zero"
and that was that. all gods work, destroyed by the humble calculator.
the end.
Meanwhile, in an alternate reality...0 -
"its my calculator.... its dividing by zero"
and that was that. all gods work, destroyed by the humble calculator.
the end.
Meanwhile, in an alternate reality...
there was another backpack... with another calculator... dividing by zero.0 -
"its my calculator.... its dividing by zero"
and that was that. all gods work, destroyed by the humble calculator.
the end.
Meanwhile, in an alternate reality...
there was another backpack... with another calculator... dividing by zero.
and they got together and humped, and made infinity.... the end.
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the end, vvt, the end, vvt, the end... as I awoke I came to the horrifying realisation that my original pressing of the doors did infact have a scratch....0
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the end, vvt, the end, vvt, the end... as I awoke I came to the horrifying realisation that my original pressing of the doors did infact have a scratch....
I was shocked and scared to realise it was all a dream, that scratch on the door was still there, it meant that it may still be in the house..haunting me...I got up and..0 -
the end, vvt, the end, vvt, the end... as I awoke I came to the horrifying realisation that my original pressing of the doors did infact have a scratch....
I was shocked and scared to realise it was all a dream, that scratch on the door was still there, it meant that it may still be in the house..haunting me...I got up and..
stubbed my pinkie toe on the corner of the bedpost...0 -
And screamed holy sh$! as I hobbled to the bathroom.0
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And screamed holy sh$! as I hobbled to the bathroom.
And promptly stepped on a lego block that was left on the floor.0 -
And screamed holy sh$! as I hobbled to the bathroom.
And promptly stepped on a lego block that was left on the floor.
and hopped around the room holding my painful foot, until i fell into the bathtub...0 -
and as I landed with a pink slosh, i realised the strawberry flavoured truth and shouted "oh my god! I am a milkshake! and theres no plug in here!"......0
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and as I landed with a pink slosh, i realised the strawberry flavoured truth and shouted "oh my god! I am a milkshake! and theres no plug in here!"......
...at which point my friend Eddie slapped me out of that crazy hallucination and brought me back to reality; I did not want to be crazy anymore, so I decided to go to a doctor and she advised gave me..0 -
that in fact, although very hard to believe, I was infact a milkshake....0
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that in fact, although very hard to believe, I was infact a milkshake....
A delicious, cold, (no ones hungry in this thread NO! of course not) strawberry milkshake, and just as I was beginning to think no one would drink me, Chris Rock showed up and...0 -
that in fact, although very hard to believe, I was infact a milkshake....
A delicious, cold, (no ones hungry in this thread NO! of course not) strawberry milkshake, and just as I was beginning to think no one would drink me, Chris Rock showed up and...
Whipped out this really big straw of his and ...0 -
A delicious, cold, (no ones hungry in this thread NO! of course not) strawberry milkshake, and just as I was beginning to think no one would drink me, Chris Rock showed up and...
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Whipped out this really big straw of his and ...
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...asked me if I wanted to go out for dinner and drinks with him, to which I replied yes...0
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