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I went to the palace last night and I couldn't believe my eyes because....

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  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    I saw Jason Statham wearing peak-a-boo pants.
  • anjani_009
    anjani_009 Posts: 511 Member
    I went to the palace last night and I couldn't believe my eyes because.... I saw Jason Statham wearing peak-a-boo pants. I had all these mixed feelings, but still wanted to say hi.
  • I went to the palace last night and I couldn't believe my eyes because.... I saw Jason Statham wearing peak-a-boo pants. I had all these mixed feelings, but still wanted to say hi.

    I got the courage to say hi and lo and behold he...
  • devariojay
    devariojay Posts: 87 Member
    I went to the palace last night and I couldn't believe my eyes because.... I saw Jason Statham wearing peak-a-boo pants. I had all these mixed feelings, but still wanted to say hi .I got the courage to say hi and lo and behold he...

    was actually a bit drunk and mistook me for someone that he must have been making a movie with because the started talking to me about...
  • I went to the palace last night and I couldn't believe my eyes because.... I saw Jason Statham wearing peak-a-boo pants. I had all these mixed feelings, but still wanted to say hi .I got the courage to say hi and lo and behold he...

    was actually a bit drunk and mistook me for someone that he must have been making a movie with because the started talking to me about...

    Acting and learning scripts, so I interrupted him and said "Sorry to interrupt but, don't you remember me?"....
  • joshevo
    joshevo Posts: 14 Member
    AHe said "course I remember you, your that cool guy with the big....
  • kindasortachewy
    kindasortachewy Posts: 1,084 Member
    He said "course I remember you, your that cool guy with the big....

    Backpack. So whatcha got in there anyway?
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    "its my calculator.... its dividing by zero"

    and that was that. all gods work, destroyed by the humble calculator.

    the end.
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
    "its my calculator.... its dividing by zero"

    and that was that. all gods work, destroyed by the humble calculator.

    the end.

    Meanwhile, in an alternate reality...
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    "its my calculator.... its dividing by zero"

    and that was that. all gods work, destroyed by the humble calculator.

    the end.

    Meanwhile, in an alternate reality...

    there was another backpack... with another calculator... dividing by zero.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    "its my calculator.... its dividing by zero"

    and that was that. all gods work, destroyed by the humble calculator.

    the end.

    Meanwhile, in an alternate reality...

    there was another backpack... with another calculator... dividing by zero.

    and they got together and humped, and made infinity.... the end.


    ETA: to add punctuation to make it follow the rules
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    the end, vvt, the end, vvt, the end... as I awoke I came to the horrifying realisation that my original pressing of the doors did infact have a scratch....
  • the end, vvt, the end, vvt, the end... as I awoke I came to the horrifying realisation that my original pressing of the doors did infact have a scratch....

    I was shocked and scared to realise it was all a dream, that scratch on the door was still there, it meant that it may still be in the house..haunting me...I got up and..
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
    the end, vvt, the end, vvt, the end... as I awoke I came to the horrifying realisation that my original pressing of the doors did infact have a scratch....

    I was shocked and scared to realise it was all a dream, that scratch on the door was still there, it meant that it may still be in the house..haunting me...I got up and..

    stubbed my pinkie toe on the corner of the bedpost...
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    And screamed holy sh$! as I hobbled to the bathroom.
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
    And screamed holy sh$! as I hobbled to the bathroom.

    And promptly stepped on a lego block that was left on the floor.
  • Aerosam
    Aerosam Posts: 121 Member
    And screamed holy sh$! as I hobbled to the bathroom.

    And promptly stepped on a lego block that was left on the floor.

    and hopped around the room holding my painful foot, until i fell into the bathtub...
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    and as I landed with a pink slosh, i realised the strawberry flavoured truth and shouted "oh my god! I am a milkshake! and theres no plug in here!"......
  • and as I landed with a pink slosh, i realised the strawberry flavoured truth and shouted "oh my god! I am a milkshake! and theres no plug in here!"......

    ...at which point my friend Eddie slapped me out of that crazy hallucination and brought me back to reality; I did not want to be crazy anymore, so I decided to go to a doctor and she advised gave me..
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    that in fact, although very hard to believe, I was infact a milkshake....
  • that in fact, although very hard to believe, I was infact a milkshake....


    A delicious, cold, (no ones hungry in this thread NO! of course not) strawberry milkshake, and just as I was beginning to think no one would drink me, Chris Rock showed up and...
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    that in fact, although very hard to believe, I was infact a milkshake....


    A delicious, cold, (no ones hungry in this thread NO! of course not) strawberry milkshake, and just as I was beginning to think no one would drink me, Chris Rock showed up and...

    Whipped out this really big straw of his and ...
  • A delicious, cold, (no ones hungry in this thread NO! of course not) strawberry milkshake, and just as I was beginning to think no one would drink me, Chris Rock showed up and...
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    Whipped out this really big straw of his and ...
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    ...asked me if I wanted to go out for dinner and drinks with him, to which I replied yes...