10 Reasons Why Heavy Lifting is Terrible for Women.
BusyRaeNOTBusty
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http://www.liftbigeatbig.com/2013/06/10-reasons-why-heavy-lifting-is.html
Everyone knows that lifting makes women big, bulky, and less desirable. But, do they know the reasons why? I compiled my top ten reasons as to why women should NEVER EVER even think about touching a weight. Ever.
1. You will find less and less that you are asked to go to the kitchen and make a sandwich. What will you do with all that free time?!?
2. Men on the Internet will tell you that you are too big. Can you handle no longer being the object of a stranger's fantasy?
3. Pants won't fit because your butt has gotten so big. Imagine actually filling out a pair of pants, the horror!!
4. Your children might see that a woman can be something more than a frail object meant to please a man. Challenging the status quo is never a good thing.
5. You can eat a much larger amount of delicious food and not gain a pound. Disgusting! Pass the tofu and skim milk please.
6. Men will avoid you at the gym when you lift more than they do. How are you supposed to know how to lift without their constant coaching?
7. You will be able to open a pickle jar without a man or a knife. No one should possess that much raw power.
8. Your bones will maintain a thick density throughout your life. Do you really want to rob a surgeon of your money for osteoporosis treatment?
9. Heavy lifting can be as diverse as you want to make it. Your time would be much better spent on a treadmill every day watching CNN.
10. You will be shunned from old friends that want you to go clubbing every night. Those are the kinds of friends you just don't want to lose.
Everyone knows that lifting makes women big, bulky, and less desirable. But, do they know the reasons why? I compiled my top ten reasons as to why women should NEVER EVER even think about touching a weight. Ever.
1. You will find less and less that you are asked to go to the kitchen and make a sandwich. What will you do with all that free time?!?
2. Men on the Internet will tell you that you are too big. Can you handle no longer being the object of a stranger's fantasy?
3. Pants won't fit because your butt has gotten so big. Imagine actually filling out a pair of pants, the horror!!
4. Your children might see that a woman can be something more than a frail object meant to please a man. Challenging the status quo is never a good thing.
5. You can eat a much larger amount of delicious food and not gain a pound. Disgusting! Pass the tofu and skim milk please.
6. Men will avoid you at the gym when you lift more than they do. How are you supposed to know how to lift without their constant coaching?
7. You will be able to open a pickle jar without a man or a knife. No one should possess that much raw power.
8. Your bones will maintain a thick density throughout your life. Do you really want to rob a surgeon of your money for osteoporosis treatment?
9. Heavy lifting can be as diverse as you want to make it. Your time would be much better spent on a treadmill every day watching CNN.
10. You will be shunned from old friends that want you to go clubbing every night. Those are the kinds of friends you just don't want to lose.
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Win.0
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Awesome0
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Pass me a sammich.0
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Pass me a sammich.
I got a sammich for you alright....:smokin:0 -
hahahaha!0
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9. Heavy lifting can be as diverse as you want to make it. Your time would be much better spent on a treadmill every day watching Lifetime .0 -
I was getting all ready to come in here and rumble...than I LOL'd
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:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:0
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Hey! I like tofu! (And lifting) :flowerforyou:0
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Seriously though, get on making those sandwiches.0
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DAMN YOU! :::Shakes fist::
Now I have to call my friend to cancel our 6am Leg day! LOL
Awesome post!:flowerforyou:0 -
Seriously though, get on making those sandwiches.
or just get on.0 -
Seriously though, get on making those sandwiches.
or just get on.
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Love it !!!0
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9. Heavy lifting can be as diverse as you want to make it. Your time would be much better spent on a treadmill every day watching Lifetime .
HAhahaha! Good job there! Although, Lifetime isn't really a treadmill channel... it's more of a couch, box of kleenexes and a box of wine channel.0 -
I was getting all ready to come in here and rumble...than I LOL'd
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Exact same reason I ended up here! Nice post.0 -
I was getting all ready to come in here and rumble...than I LOL'd
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Me too, I was like "OH HELL NO!!!- Wait..."0 -
LMFAO! This made my day... And makes me even more proud to be setting a good (not frail, weak) example for my daughter
Thank you, OP!0 -
I was like...what the frig :noway: ...oh, she's being funny, lol :laugh:0
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Seriously though. The butt (and thighs) too big for your pants IS a serious problem. I need to find a tailor.
OR more of us can get butts too big for our pants and convince the fashion industry to change how they make clothing!! Yeah. That's probably won't happen.0 -
Nice! :drinker:0
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I was getting all ready to come in here and rumble...than I LOL'd
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Me too, I was like "OH HELL NO!!!- Wait..."
So was I! Awesome find, OP. :drinker:0 -
Love!0
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I was getting all ready to come in here and rumble...than I LOL'd
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Me too, I was like "OH HELL NO!!!- Wait..."
Seriously!!!!! I was like, "Wait a minute!!!!!! I don't think so!!!" So funny! Love it!!0 -
I love this!0
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Ok ok you totally convinced me, I shall stop lifting heavy things0
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My 6 year old said, "I can't wait till I am a grown up, so I can be strong like mommy!"0
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Awesome sauce0
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one of the best posts I've read. Well done.0
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