Miss USA hair extensions or not? What do you guys think?

_Waffle_
_Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
It looks to me like she might have some hair extensions in. Does this sort of thing become a deal breaker for you guys? I mean she looks nice and all but is that mop on her head for real? How am I supposed to trust a woman like that or want to be with her if part of her is just pretend?



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  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    Definitely a deal breaker. Wouldn't hit it.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Does she even condition?
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    How secure are they? Will the come out when you're pulling her hair?
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    How secure are they? Will the come out when you're pulling her hair?

    Exactly! How am I supposed to drag her back to my cave if her hair snaps off like a lizard's tail? That's just not right.
  • MG_Fit
    MG_Fit Posts: 1,143 Member
    Deal breaker for sure. But I'm with dirt on the conditioning.
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    Does she even condition?

    :laugh:
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    Mole on her *kitten* cheek...

    2/10 WNB

    (this is a JOKE peeps for those unfamiliar to the 2/10 WNB gag).
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    How secure are they? Will the come out when you're pulling her hair?

    Exactly! How am I supposed to drag her back to my cave if her hair snaps off like a lizard's tail? That's just not right.

    just grab right close to the roots... you'll never know the difference
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Mole on her *kitten* cheek...

    2/10 WNB

    *sneaks away, hiding mole on *kitten* cheek*
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    How secure are they? Will the come out when you're pulling her hair?

    Exactly! How am I supposed to drag her back to my cave if her hair snaps off like a lizard's tail? That's just not right.

    My advice? Grab closer to the scalp waffle!
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    BTW, I just want to know what the tattoo on her *kitten* is :)
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    White line on her left leg from her giant butt sagging down and not getting a proper tan.

    Total pig.

    1/10

    WSB (would still......)
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Mole on her *kitten* cheek...

    2/10 WNB

    *sneaks away, hiding mole on *kitten* cheek*

    IN for pics of Mirey's moles.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    BTW, I just want to know what the tattoo on her *kitten* is :)

    it says "if you can see this... smack it"
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    White line on her left leg from her giant butt sagging down and not getting a proper tan.

    Total pig.

    1/10

    WSB (would still......)

    You MUST need a volunteer to help you with this mission...allow me to offer myself up....
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    it's a photoshop. you can tell by the pixels.

    i found a real photo of her on google, without all of the photoshopping.

    oprah_nomakeup_042809_o.jpg
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    also, i must point out the pointy elbows as well.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    BTW, I just want to know what the tattoo on her *kitten* is :)

    it says "if you can see this... smack it"

    Not your tattoo. Her tattoo silly.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I think with troubling hair like hers, I would start by shaving her. Everywhere.

    Then I would take the hair, wash them with shampoo. Drink the water (for science) and then put it on a doll I keep with me with her name.

    While cops look for her (not the doll you sick freaks) I think the doll would do the trick for me. She will be secure from all the evil media and police looking for her in the meanwhile. I mean, a basement is a good enough place for her, right?
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    As an expert in extensions (Been rocking dem weaves since High School) I'm gonna say not only is it a weave it's not even a good one. Look at those tattered ends and the fly aways along the shaft! Shameful.

    She needs to roll down to Charlotte and let the Dominicans fix her up; that's what I do anyway.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    I'd fire whoever did her tan. They missed her moonies.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    BTW, I just want to know what the tattoo on her *kitten* is :)

    it says "if you can see this... smack it"

    Not your tattoo. Her tattoo silly.

    Doh!

    :blushing:

    my bad!

    Hers says "I'm too skinny for my title"
  • Kacey11312
    Kacey11312 Posts: 55
    :laugh: I came on here thinking "Does someone really give an eff about her hair?" SO glad this is a humor thread.

    And her tattoo is most likely a dragonfly, dolphin, rose or butterfly.
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    The extensions are too skinny.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    Does she even condition?

    total body conditioning.

    oh hey, dirtnap. how YOU doin?
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
    How secure are they? Will the come out when you're pulling her hair?

    OoOoOo good point. I bet they would. :ohwell:
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    As an expert in extensions (Been rocking dem weaves since High School) I'm gonna say not only is it a weave it's not even a good one. Look at those tattered ends and the fly aways along the shaft! Shameful.

    She needs to roll down to Charlotte and let the Dominicans fix her up; that's what I do anyway.


    ..... you said "shaft"...

    *snort*
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    As an expert in extensions (Been rocking dem weaves since High School) I'm gonna say not only is it a weave it's not even a good one. Look at those tattered ends and the fly aways along the shaft! Shameful.

    She needs to roll down to Charlotte and let the Dominicans fix her up; that's what I do anyway.


    ..... you said "shaft"...

    *snort*

    You...you I like
  • missdibs1
    missdibs1 Posts: 1,092 Member
    I'd fire whoever did her tan. They missed her moonies.

    AGREED