oatmeal "pizza"

BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
edited January 27 in Chit-Chat
1) cook oatmeal (whole oats or instant, per your preference)
2) spread cooked oatmeal in a round pan
3) let air dry for 48-72 hours, or until it hardens
4) with a pizza cutter, cut into wedge-shaped slices
5) close your eyes
6) raise wedge-shaped slice to your mouth
7) in your mind, imagine that it's pizza
8) bite and chew

:drinker:

nom nom nom.

Replies

  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    In for the inevitable butt hurt
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    In for the inevitable butt hurt

    as long as you eat sufficient fiber (such as oatmeal "pizza"), you shouldn't have to worry about butt hurt. :huh:
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Mmm! That sounds like it would taste just like the pizza I had in Italy! I can't wait to try this.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I've made doormats this way. The squirrels seemed to like them.
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    I prefer this, at least it can "look" like "pizza"...

    tumblr_m9fn6818kF1ro8ysbo1_r1_500.jpg
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    I'm gonna go make this now because in 2 or 3 days I might want either pizza or oatmeal. Double bonus!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I've made doormats this way. The squirrels seemed to like them.

    yes, this recipe also works as oatmeal "doormats", as well as oatmeal "stucco patches".
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    In the name of all pizzas I am both offended and butthurt.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I prefer this, at least it can "look" like "pizza"...

    tumblr_m9fn6818kF1ro8ysbo1_r1_500.jpg

    now i'm hungry... Play Doh for dinner tonight!

    tumblr_lj5z3mL1nl1qivwn1o1_500.gif

    wait... does anyone know if Play Doh is "clean"?
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    Delicious Spinach Chocolate Chip Cookies!

    Ingredients:
    2 cups of spinach
    2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
    3/4 cup granulated sugar
    3/4 cup packed brown sugar
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    2 large eggs
    2 cups chocolate chips
    1 beer

    Instructions:
    1. Preheat oven to 375
    2. Throw away spinach
    3. Combine flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets.
    4. Bake for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown.
    5. Crack open a beer while you wait
    6. Enjoy Spinach Chocolate Chip Cookies!
  • Hendrix7
    Hendrix7 Posts: 1,903 Member
    It's probably better than this cauliflower base nonsense.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Delicious Spinach Chocolate Chip Cookies!

    Ingredients:
    2 cups of spinach
    2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
    3/4 cup granulated sugar
    3/4 cup packed brown sugar
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    2 large eggs
    2 cups chocolate chips
    1 beer

    Instructions:
    1. Preheat oven to 375
    1. Throw away spinach
    2. Combine flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets.
    3. Bake for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown.
    4. Crack open a beer while you wait
    5. Enjoy Spinach Chocolate Chip Cookies!

    :drinker:
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Delicious Spinach Chocolate Chip Cookies!

    Ingredients:
    2 cups of spinach
    2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
    3/4 cup granulated sugar
    3/4 cup packed brown sugar
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    2 large eggs
    2 cups chocolate chips
    1 beer

    Instructions:
    1. Preheat oven to 375
    2. Throw away spinach
    3. Combine flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets.
    4. Bake for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown.
    5. Crack open a beer while you wait
    6. Enjoy Spinach Chocolate Chip Cookies!

    :drinker:
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
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  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    I prefer this, at least it can "look" like "pizza"...

    tumblr_m9fn6818kF1ro8ysbo1_r1_500.jpg

    now i'm hungry... Play Doh for dinner tonight!

    tumblr_lj5z3mL1nl1qivwn1o1_500.gif

    wait... does anyone know if Play Doh is "clean"?

    Pretty sure it's considered clean eating. You can even make your own so you know the ingredients:

    1 cup flour
    1 cup water
    2 tsp. cream of tarter
    1/3 cup salt
    1 TBS vegetable oil
    food coloring

    http://domesticsuperhero.com/2013/03/28/the-best-homemade-playdough-recipe/
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I prefer this, at least it can "look" like "pizza"...

    tumblr_m9fn6818kF1ro8ysbo1_r1_500.jpg

    now i'm hungry... Play Doh for dinner tonight!

    tumblr_lj5z3mL1nl1qivwn1o1_500.gif

    wait... does anyone know if Play Doh is "clean"?

    Pretty sure it's considered clean eating. You can even make your own so you know the ingredients:

    1 cup flour
    1 cup water
    2 tsp. cream of tarter
    1/3 cup salt
    1 TBS vegetable oil
    food coloring

    http://domesticsuperhero.com/2013/03/28/the-best-homemade-playdough-recipe/

    great news... guilt-free burgers and fries are back on the menu!

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  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    It's probably better than this cauliflower base nonsense.
    Some of the cauliflower-based recipes are okay, with one slight modification: I cook them on a wooden board. When it's done cooking, I throw away the cauliflower-based junk and eat the board. Tastes pretty much the same, but has more fiber.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Pretty sure it's considered clean eating. You can even make your own so you know the ingredients:

    1 cup flour
    1 cup water
    2 tsp. cream of tarter
    1/3 cup salt
    1 TBS vegetable oil
    food coloring

    WRONG!

    1 cup flour - PROCESSED
    1 cup water - CHEMICAL
    2 tsp. cream of tarter - CREAM = DAIRY = PUS AND STUFF
    1/3 cup salt - SODIUM IS CRYSTALLIZED EVIL
    1 TBS vegetable oil - FAT MAKES YOU FAT
    food coloring - CANCER

    The only way you could make it any worse is to cook it in the microwave aka deathbox!
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    Pretty sure it's considered clean eating. You can even make your own so you know the ingredients:

    1 cup flour
    1 cup water
    2 tsp. cream of tarter
    1/3 cup salt
    1 TBS vegetable oil
    food coloring

    WRONG!

    1 cup flour - PROCESSED
    1 cup water - CHEMICAL
    2 tsp. cream of tarter - CREAM = DAIRY = PUS AND STUFF
    1/3 cup salt - SODIUM IS CRYSTALLIZED EVIL
    1 TBS vegetable oil - FAT MAKES YOU FAT
    food coloring - CANCER

    The only way you could make it any worse is to cook it in the microwave aka deathbox!

    tumblr_m3du59jsXR1rv4pd3o1_500.gif
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    1) cook oatmeal (whole oats or instant, per your preference)
    2) spread cooked oatmeal in a round pan
    3) let air dry for 48-72 hours, or until it hardens
    4) with a pizza cutter, cut into wedge-shaped slices
    5) close your eyes
    6) raise wedge-shaped slice to your mouth
    7) in your mind, imagine that it's pizza
    8) bite and chew

    :drinker:

    nom nom nom.
    On the plus side, any of us Americans who have ever voted are already familiar with the part where you plug your nose, close your eyes, and pretend it doesn't suck.
  • 2013sk
    2013sk Posts: 1,318 Member
    Ha ha.......without all the calories!!!
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